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Michael Fleet
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Accountant and sports fanatic. Teams: Cowboys, Rangers, Stars, and SFA Lumberjacks.
Brandon Aubrey is not impressed
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Dammit
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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"How did America's reign as a superpower end?"

"They decided to just keep chanting 'USA! USA!' over and over until the world finally stopped taking them seriously."
October 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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If you, like me, are the parent of a neuro-atypical child dreading this autism press conference, please remember: These are the people hurting our kids. Not us. They are the ones stigmatizing and pathologizing them. They are the ones peddling untested science. And we should be very, very angry.
September 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".
September 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Out today: The Torah that says, “You must not oppress foreigners. You know what it’s like to be a foreigner, for you yourselves were once foreigners in the land of Egypt.”

In this sense, fighting for immigrant justice is, to Jews, a religious and cultural obligation.
‘Never Again’ at the Texas Border
Fighting for immigrant justice is a Jewish religious and cultural obligation.
www.texasobserver.org
September 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My Facebook family got smaller yesterday.
September 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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100%.
“Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.”

Been thinking about this a lot lately, and today has made it especially relevant.
September 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Ozzy going out after raising $190 million for sick kids and a Parkinson’s cure is metal AF.
Ozzy Osbourne Farewell Show Was The Highest-Grossing Charity Concert Of All Time
On July 5, Ozzy Osbourne put on a farewell concert, performing as a solo artist and with Black Sabbath for the last time in the band’s hometown of Birmingham, UK. Billed as the “Back To The Beginning”...
www.stereogum.com
July 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Why are folks mad at the working mom with kids on Medicaid and SNAP rather than companies like Walmart that refuse to pay her a living wage and provide health insurance?
July 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
A real LEO would not be chasing you in HeyDudes... just sayin'
ICE chasing people down in Hollywood, CA
June 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Holy shit what a putt.
June 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Shook hands with Hakeem Olajuwon when he came in for a meeting at the production company I worked for. Only person I met at work who stood head and shoulders over my cubicle wall
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Pete Hesgeth — who wants to rename the Navy ship that honors Medgar Evers, a WWII veteran who landed on Omaha Beach — is using that same beach for a photo op in which he promises we will “never forget” the veterans there.

What an unbelievable asshole.
June 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!"

And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
June 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
As i was reading this post, my phone rang.
*Phone rings at any time of the day*

Me: What maniac would call me right now?
June 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Barber brings up Sen. Joni Ernst’s controversial quip about “we’re all going to die,” and her follow up video in which she mentioned Jesus.

Barber: “She said something about wanting to introduce people to Jesus. Well, let me introduce you to Jesus: the Jesus I know never charged a leper a co-pay.”
June 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
just go home. oh, and fire DeBoer
May 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I hate Corey Perry and always have
May 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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FYI
May 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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The Supreme Court holds that fascism is bad. Thomas and Alito dissent.
May 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Don’t do that
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Can’t get to game 7 if you win game 1…
May 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This is the last straw. If he comes for Bluey, we riot.
Uh-oh. Will this affect our access to Bluey?

#AskingForAYoungFriend
May 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM