Finnian Burnett
@finnwritesstuff.bsky.social
Cat person, writer, presenter, Star Trek fan. THE PRICE OF COOKIES, flash fiction collection. Novels repped by Stacey Kondla. Queer AF. Definitely not cool. They/them/tired. #flashfiction finnburnett.com
My wife and I just had a conversation about how we forgot to buy cereal at the grocery store yesterday despite talking about it and making sure we wrote it on the list before we remembered that we did indeed drive to the grocery store yesterday, but left when we saw how packed the parking lot was.
December 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My wife and I just had a conversation about how we forgot to buy cereal at the grocery store yesterday despite talking about it and making sure we wrote it on the list before we remembered that we did indeed drive to the grocery store yesterday, but left when we saw how packed the parking lot was.
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Jane Austen used 'however' at the beginning of a sentence, and so can you.
December 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Jane Austen used 'however' at the beginning of a sentence, and so can you.
I think it’s safe to say my book of the year was “House on the Cerulean Sea.” I walked into an Indigo and said, “I want something magical, wholesome, and gay” and the employee delivered. In trying times, it’s nice to read something beautiful.
December 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I think it’s safe to say my book of the year was “House on the Cerulean Sea.” I walked into an Indigo and said, “I want something magical, wholesome, and gay” and the employee delivered. In trying times, it’s nice to read something beautiful.
Come hang out with some novella-in-flash writers including me!
2nd half readers at #WritersReading Novella-in-Flash special zoom Thu 7pm UK: @theliterarypig.bsky.social @jtblackie.bsky.social @lmbayley.bsky.social @debdanthewriter.bsky.social and featured reader, the inimitable @finnwritesstuff.bsky.social. Free ticket here: www.tickettailor.com/events/dubli...
December 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Come hang out with some novella-in-flash writers including me!
Always happy to be in any group with the brilliant and lovely Cole Beauchamp! Thanks to @bathflashaward.bsky.social for the nomination!
Big big thanks to @judehwriter2.bsky.social and @bathflashaward.bsky.social for nominating my story, The Inspection 🥰 And to @stillsquirrel.bsky.social for the workshop it originated in.
Delighted to be on the list for the @monarch.gay with flash buddy @finnwritesstuff.bsky.social
Delighted to be on the list for the @monarch.gay with flash buddy @finnwritesstuff.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Always happy to be in any group with the brilliant and lovely Cole Beauchamp! Thanks to @bathflashaward.bsky.social for the nomination!
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Writer’s block? Can’t finish a manuscript? Just need the support of a like minded group of writers?
Join our Sapphic Writing Academy!
We’re taking applications for the 2026-2027 classes, and we have have scholarships! Check our link in the comments.
#sapphicwritingprograms #gclswa
Join our Sapphic Writing Academy!
We’re taking applications for the 2026-2027 classes, and we have have scholarships! Check our link in the comments.
#sapphicwritingprograms #gclswa
a girl in a black shirt is writing on a piece of paper with a blue pen
Alt: A girl in a black shirt is writing on a piece of paper. She gets frustrated and scrunches up her paper.
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December 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Writer’s block? Can’t finish a manuscript? Just need the support of a like minded group of writers?
Join our Sapphic Writing Academy!
We’re taking applications for the 2026-2027 classes, and we have have scholarships! Check our link in the comments.
#sapphicwritingprograms #gclswa
Join our Sapphic Writing Academy!
We’re taking applications for the 2026-2027 classes, and we have have scholarships! Check our link in the comments.
#sapphicwritingprograms #gclswa
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I said it before, will say it again -- generative AI fetishizes "ideas" while sneering at effort, execution, and education. That, despite Gen-AI being built on and out of other people's effort, execution and education.
A.I. and the Fetishization Of Ideas
In writing and in dispensing my (very dubious, probably shady) writing advice, I am often keen to note that ideas are bullshit. Most writers treat them like precious gems when really, ideas are lik…
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December 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I said it before, will say it again -- generative AI fetishizes "ideas" while sneering at effort, execution, and education. That, despite Gen-AI being built on and out of other people's effort, execution and education.
My wife and I are rewatching the Great British Bakeoff as a comfort thing and it reminds me of the versatility of “Cheers” as it sees to be a greeting, a goodbye, an acknowledgement of agreement, and sometimes, a fuck off. Definitely more useful than our “eh?”
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
My wife and I are rewatching the Great British Bakeoff as a comfort thing and it reminds me of the versatility of “Cheers” as it sees to be a greeting, a goodbye, an acknowledgement of agreement, and sometimes, a fuck off. Definitely more useful than our “eh?”
Would love to see some folks here!
My latest newsletter: Writers Reading NIF Special featuring @finnwritesstuff.bsky.social - Booking open for Thursday 18th at 7pm, PLUS Novel course starting in February @DublinWriter
Writers Reading NIF Special featuring Finnian Burnett - Booking open for Thursday 18th at 7pm
Plus news of a new 6-Week Novel Course starting February
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December 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Would love to see some folks here!
Home from my long stretch of travel and teaching. Loved being co-writer-in-residence with my bestie @abuckleyauthor.bsky.social at the AWCS cozy winter retreat. Taught a 3 day in person novella-in-flash class. Bet we see some incredible NIFs in the next couple of years!
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Home from my long stretch of travel and teaching. Loved being co-writer-in-residence with my bestie @abuckleyauthor.bsky.social at the AWCS cozy winter retreat. Taught a 3 day in person novella-in-flash class. Bet we see some incredible NIFs in the next couple of years!
Besties! So happy to have made the longlist!
The long list for The SmokeLong Grand Micro Contest 2025 is here! Congratulations and thank you to all who entered. The judging has been and continues to be extremely tough. www.smokelong.com/the-smokelon...
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Besties! So happy to have made the longlist!
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Word of mouth is important to a book's success. So, if you'd like to see the authors who wrote your favourite stories commissioned to write more, please keep talking about all the #books you love.
October 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Word of mouth is important to a book's success. So, if you'd like to see the authors who wrote your favourite stories commissioned to write more, please keep talking about all the #books you love.
Absolutely loved this book “Straight Acting: The Hidden Queer Lives of William Shakespeare” by Will Tosh. Combined research with fanciful storytelling and made for a really entertaining read.
September 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Absolutely loved this book “Straight Acting: The Hidden Queer Lives of William Shakespeare” by Will Tosh. Combined research with fanciful storytelling and made for a really entertaining read.
I’ll be here! Hanging out as a participant in the October one and teaching a class on Emotional resonance in flash fiction in November.
3 workshops a day on the online Fest days. By @carrieetter.bsky.social @finnwritesstuff.bsky.social @lunchontuesday.bsky.social
David Swann,
Emily Devane, Heidi Clark, ShelleyRoches Jacques, Christopher Allen, Farhana Kalique + contest, readings. £35 a day.£90 for 3 days flashfictionfestival.com
David Swann,
Emily Devane, Heidi Clark, ShelleyRoches Jacques, Christopher Allen, Farhana Kalique + contest, readings. £35 a day.£90 for 3 days flashfictionfestival.com
September 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I’ll be here! Hanging out as a participant in the October one and teaching a class on Emotional resonance in flash fiction in November.
Me today: I should really work on this because it's due, but I'm going to work on this because it's easier and I'll get an endorphin rush from crossing it off my list
September 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Me today: I should really work on this because it's due, but I'm going to work on this because it's easier and I'll get an endorphin rush from crossing it off my list
I DID A THING! I bought plane tickets to Germany. I’ve never been - I’m going by myself but I’ll end up in Leipzig for a writing retreat. Thank you @offtopicpublishing.bsky.social for hosting something so cool.
September 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I DID A THING! I bought plane tickets to Germany. I’ve never been - I’m going by myself but I’ll end up in Leipzig for a writing retreat. Thank you @offtopicpublishing.bsky.social for hosting something so cool.
Happy that my flash fiction piece, "A Map of Unmitigated Fatness" has been accepted for the Flash Fiction Festival Anthology. It's been a bit of a flash dry spell during this time of getting my novel ready for submission so it feels good to have a win with a place I love so much.
August 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Happy that my flash fiction piece, "A Map of Unmitigated Fatness" has been accepted for the Flash Fiction Festival Anthology. It's been a bit of a flash dry spell during this time of getting my novel ready for submission so it feels good to have a win with a place I love so much.
Okay, Matt Kendrick compiling where you can find excellent flash fiction classes is the gift we didn't know we needed.
This month's round-up of freelance / indy workshops, courses and events, featuring brilliant-sounding stuff from @stillsquirrel.bsky.social @taniahershman.bsky.social @pleomorphic2.bsky.social @retreatwest.bsky.social @laurabesley.bsky.social...
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Sept / Oct 25: Upcoming courses, workshops & events
Here’s what’s coming up from your your friendly neighbourhood freelancers, lit mags and awesome independents over the next couple of months.
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August 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Okay, Matt Kendrick compiling where you can find excellent flash fiction classes is the gift we didn't know we needed.
My wife and I are so heart-ready for another cat or dog (or both!) but we have so much upcoming travel. In the meantime, I love all of you posting pictures of your pets.
August 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
My wife and I are so heart-ready for another cat or dog (or both!) but we have so much upcoming travel. In the meantime, I love all of you posting pictures of your pets.
I love to celebrate the joys of my writing community even when I feel like I’ve had a no-win week. But my small joy this week is that I managed to write about 1,000 words on my novel. For many of you, that’s nothing, but for me, it’s a huge win. What are your wins this week?
August 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I love to celebrate the joys of my writing community even when I feel like I’ve had a no-win week. But my small joy this week is that I managed to write about 1,000 words on my novel. For many of you, that’s nothing, but for me, it’s a huge win. What are your wins this week?
Just read a great piece on rejection by @sagetyrtle.bsky.social -one of my all-time favourite writers. A reminder that what we see on the outside isn’t always the full truth. Writing community is so important because talking to others about their struggles *and* joys can change our own self-doubt.
August 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Just read a great piece on rejection by @sagetyrtle.bsky.social -one of my all-time favourite writers. A reminder that what we see on the outside isn’t always the full truth. Writing community is so important because talking to others about their struggles *and* joys can change our own self-doubt.
If you struggle at all with feeling like a “real writer” because of rejection, please read this piece!
How did I make literary magazine rejections into a game? You can read about it here, with awesome contributions from @electrarhodes.bsky.social, @finnwritesstuff.bsky.social and @aniking.bsky.social and a cameo from @lindzmcleod.bsky.social:
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#WritingCommunity #LitMags
How I Made Literary Magazine Rejections Into a Game - Sage Tyrtle
About a year ago I was at the best sushi restaurant in Toronto. It was my birthday. I was there with my family, and the unagi was so good my […]
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August 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If you struggle at all with feeling like a “real writer” because of rejection, please read this piece!
Me in June: That's a September problem.
Me in July: That's a September problem.
Me all month this month: That's a September problem.
Me today: Shit.
Me in July: That's a September problem.
Me all month this month: That's a September problem.
Me today: Shit.
August 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Me in June: That's a September problem.
Me in July: That's a September problem.
Me all month this month: That's a September problem.
Me today: Shit.
Me in July: That's a September problem.
Me all month this month: That's a September problem.
Me today: Shit.
Would kiss him so much!
This is Parker. He will not eat until he receives a forehead kiss. 13/10 would give him so many smooches (TT: parkerthegoldenboy)
August 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Would kiss him so much!
Folks, When Words Collide was incredible. Filled my heart and my little writer soul. If you are looking for an excellent conference to go to in August 2026, this is the one!
August 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Folks, When Words Collide was incredible. Filled my heart and my little writer soul. If you are looking for an excellent conference to go to in August 2026, this is the one!