Kristina Brooks
@fictionalk.bsky.social
Indie author, hobby farm owner. I have too many cats. She/ her
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Kristina Brooks
@fictionalk.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Amazon.com: Georgette's Pig: How to Pork Up Thanksgiving: 9798552126323: Brooks, Kristina: Books
Amazon.com: Georgette's Pig: How to Pork Up Thanksgiving: 9798552126323: Brooks, Kristina: Books
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Georgette doesn't remember what she used to do for fun, but that's okay...
Her new pet knows EXACTLY what he wants, and it isn't a drama free holiday!
Mom life, pushy family, "perfect" friends, a new pet, and a happy ending!
www.amazon.com/Georgettes-P...
Her new pet knows EXACTLY what he wants, and it isn't a drama free holiday!
Mom life, pushy family, "perfect" friends, a new pet, and a happy ending!
www.amazon.com/Georgettes-P...
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Brownshirt ICE rolled up to my local Home Depot today and got the F-off treatment.
Shoutout to this woman because this is exactly how it’s done. No badge, face covered = F*ck all the way off.
📌 It’s on us citizens to stand up for our vulnerable brothers and sisters.
Shoutout to this woman because this is exactly how it’s done. No badge, face covered = F*ck all the way off.
📌 It’s on us citizens to stand up for our vulnerable brothers and sisters.
June 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Brownshirt ICE rolled up to my local Home Depot today and got the F-off treatment.
Shoutout to this woman because this is exactly how it’s done. No badge, face covered = F*ck all the way off.
📌 It’s on us citizens to stand up for our vulnerable brothers and sisters.
Shoutout to this woman because this is exactly how it’s done. No badge, face covered = F*ck all the way off.
📌 It’s on us citizens to stand up for our vulnerable brothers and sisters.
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I coached at a school without one trans kid, but the girls had to be in the gym at 5:45 am and out by 7 am because our sport didn’t matter.
If folks really cared about equity in girls sports, they’d fund them and give them the same access to gyms and fields and uniforms and coaches and busses.
If folks really cared about equity in girls sports, they’d fund them and give them the same access to gyms and fields and uniforms and coaches and busses.
April 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I coached at a school without one trans kid, but the girls had to be in the gym at 5:45 am and out by 7 am because our sport didn’t matter.
If folks really cared about equity in girls sports, they’d fund them and give them the same access to gyms and fields and uniforms and coaches and busses.
If folks really cared about equity in girls sports, they’d fund them and give them the same access to gyms and fields and uniforms and coaches and busses.
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Mona Lisa, Mistress of Magick
March 8, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Mona Lisa, Mistress of Magick
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I self-published my first book in February 2017. This streak, my first, took me eight years to achieve. 🥺💖
If you want to help me get to the full year (which will be Friday!), now is the perfect week to buy one of my books or short stories! ✨
linktr.ee/rjcrunden
If you want to help me get to the full year (which will be Friday!), now is the perfect week to buy one of my books or short stories! ✨
linktr.ee/rjcrunden
March 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I self-published my first book in February 2017. This streak, my first, took me eight years to achieve. 🥺💖
If you want to help me get to the full year (which will be Friday!), now is the perfect week to buy one of my books or short stories! ✨
linktr.ee/rjcrunden
If you want to help me get to the full year (which will be Friday!), now is the perfect week to buy one of my books or short stories! ✨
linktr.ee/rjcrunden
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Please free me from these cottagecore lesbian greeting cards. I have too many so they're on super sale and won't be reprinted! #artshop #wlw #sapphic
🌸 Available here! 🌸
🌸 Available here! 🌸
January 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Please free me from these cottagecore lesbian greeting cards. I have too many so they're on super sale and won't be reprinted! #artshop #wlw #sapphic
🌸 Available here! 🌸
🌸 Available here! 🌸
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A.I. and corporate lingo are trapping language yn the drugged realmes of vague, airy, plastic nothingnesse: glitz and hyperbole wythout meaning. Language sholde have fur and clawes, make the floorboardes creake and leave honest dirtye footprintes. Wordes are rayne and fyre and stone. Wielde them.
December 16, 2024 at 8:53 PM
A.I. and corporate lingo are trapping language yn the drugged realmes of vague, airy, plastic nothingnesse: glitz and hyperbole wythout meaning. Language sholde have fur and clawes, make the floorboardes creake and leave honest dirtye footprintes. Wordes are rayne and fyre and stone. Wielde them.
Guys! You can buy a spear st Tractor Supply right now! I just got one for my husband. We laughed like crazy!
December 11, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Guys! You can buy a spear st Tractor Supply right now! I just got one for my husband. We laughed like crazy!
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This was shared with us and made us smile! 😊
December 10, 2024 at 9:35 PM
This was shared with us and made us smile! 😊
Did you guys know I wrote a Thanksgiving book?
It's also a crazy pet book.
And a best friends book.
But mostly it's a "how am I supposed to manage all this," book.
It's good, you should read it.
It's also a crazy pet book.
And a best friends book.
But mostly it's a "how am I supposed to manage all this," book.
It's good, you should read it.
November 27, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Did you guys know I wrote a Thanksgiving book?
It's also a crazy pet book.
And a best friends book.
But mostly it's a "how am I supposed to manage all this," book.
It's good, you should read it.
It's also a crazy pet book.
And a best friends book.
But mostly it's a "how am I supposed to manage all this," book.
It's good, you should read it.
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i know it's small potatoes, but i still get really happy whenever i reach fifty in royalties in a month. onwards and upwards and all that! 🥳
if anyone wants to get me to the big 5-0, my books and short stories are all linked in my bio 😉
i know it's small potatoes, but i still get really happy whenever i reach fifty in royalties in a month. onwards and upwards and all that! 🥳
if anyone wants to get me to the big 5-0, my books and short stories are all linked in my bio 😉
November 25, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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i know it's small potatoes, but i still get really happy whenever i reach fifty in royalties in a month. onwards and upwards and all that! 🥳
if anyone wants to get me to the big 5-0, my books and short stories are all linked in my bio 😉
i know it's small potatoes, but i still get really happy whenever i reach fifty in royalties in a month. onwards and upwards and all that! 🥳
if anyone wants to get me to the big 5-0, my books and short stories are all linked in my bio 😉
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Hey friends it’s time for your 🚨THANKSGIVING PREP ALERT SYSTEM🚨
If you have a 12-16 lb frozen turkey GET IT OUT OF THE FREEZER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE TODAY.
If you have a 12-16 lb frozen turkey GET IT OUT OF THE FREEZER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE TODAY.
November 24, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Hey friends it’s time for your 🚨THANKSGIVING PREP ALERT SYSTEM🚨
If you have a 12-16 lb frozen turkey GET IT OUT OF THE FREEZER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE TODAY.
If you have a 12-16 lb frozen turkey GET IT OUT OF THE FREEZER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE TODAY.
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Listen to Sisko! 🖖🏽
November 24, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Listen to Sisko! 🖖🏽
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Guys! Just friendly reminder!
Shop will be close in next Sunday!
uselesselfstore.squarespace.com
This week - last chance to get some stuff!
- 4 artbook left
- Sale on clothes
- Prints!
- And some secret gifts for each order 👀
Shop will be close in next Sunday!
uselesselfstore.squarespace.com
This week - last chance to get some stuff!
- 4 artbook left
- Sale on clothes
- Prints!
- And some secret gifts for each order 👀
November 24, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Guys! Just friendly reminder!
Shop will be close in next Sunday!
uselesselfstore.squarespace.com
This week - last chance to get some stuff!
- 4 artbook left
- Sale on clothes
- Prints!
- And some secret gifts for each order 👀
Shop will be close in next Sunday!
uselesselfstore.squarespace.com
This week - last chance to get some stuff!
- 4 artbook left
- Sale on clothes
- Prints!
- And some secret gifts for each order 👀
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It’s my birthday today! If you could repost my artwork, it would be the perfect birthday present!
November 19, 2024 at 10:17 PM
It’s my birthday today! If you could repost my artwork, it would be the perfect birthday present!
Hahahahaha! Just learned my oldest might be able to get student loans here in the USA, and apply them to the school in England they want to go to! Made our night!
November 17, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Hahahahaha! Just learned my oldest might be able to get student loans here in the USA, and apply them to the school in England they want to go to! Made our night!
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🕯️🥀🍂 SHORT STORY 🍂🥀🕯️
One night, Jace finds a runaway in his barn. A boy with a horrifying story.
❌ no romance
🕸️ gothic-horror
📔 26 pages
❣️ 99c
🔖 book link: mybook.to/b4aB7L
📚 goodreads: www.goodreads.com/book/show/12...
One night, Jace finds a runaway in his barn. A boy with a horrifying story.
❌ no romance
🕸️ gothic-horror
📔 26 pages
❣️ 99c
🔖 book link: mybook.to/b4aB7L
📚 goodreads: www.goodreads.com/book/show/12...
November 16, 2024 at 6:02 PM
🕯️🥀🍂 SHORT STORY 🍂🥀🕯️
One night, Jace finds a runaway in his barn. A boy with a horrifying story.
❌ no romance
🕸️ gothic-horror
📔 26 pages
❣️ 99c
🔖 book link: mybook.to/b4aB7L
📚 goodreads: www.goodreads.com/book/show/12...
One night, Jace finds a runaway in his barn. A boy with a horrifying story.
❌ no romance
🕸️ gothic-horror
📔 26 pages
❣️ 99c
🔖 book link: mybook.to/b4aB7L
📚 goodreads: www.goodreads.com/book/show/12...
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Okay so I am in NO WAY saying that an old fashioned volcano sacrifice would fix everything because that’s ridiculous, but I AM saying that empirically speaking there's only one way to know for sure that it won't
November 16, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Okay so I am in NO WAY saying that an old fashioned volcano sacrifice would fix everything because that’s ridiculous, but I AM saying that empirically speaking there's only one way to know for sure that it won't
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this is so funny as someone who had precocious but willful babies because the answer is you nod as if you are listening and then you just pull their cord yourself because they are literal babies & they don’t know what’s good for them, even if they’re speaking at you in full sentences about Jesus lol
Given the very specific circumstances, I'd either check to see if I'm on drugs or if the baby is on drugs and if the latter find out where I could get some because clearly those are some gooooood drugs.
November 15, 2024 at 1:26 AM
this is so funny as someone who had precocious but willful babies because the answer is you nod as if you are listening and then you just pull their cord yourself because they are literal babies & they don’t know what’s good for them, even if they’re speaking at you in full sentences about Jesus lol
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Neverborn is taking shape! The front cover art by Julisa Basak is finished and looks amazing. The worlds keep getting bigger, and Ewan O'Meara is pressed harder than ever to keep them from treating each other apart.
November 15, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Neverborn is taking shape! The front cover art by Julisa Basak is finished and looks amazing. The worlds keep getting bigger, and Ewan O'Meara is pressed harder than ever to keep them from treating each other apart.