Michael Fitzmaurice
@fickymitz.bsky.social
Software engineer. Likes hats and Man City.
A shit goal worthy of winning a shit game, but at least United won't be in the Champions League next season.
May 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
A shit goal worthy of winning a shit game, but at least United won't be in the Champions League next season.
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at least we can’t win the community shield next season
May 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
at least we can’t win the community shield next season
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I just saw a longer video and it's even funnier - everyone else is stretching at the line and warming up and my girl is just...standing there LMAOOOOO
April 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I just saw a longer video and it's even funnier - everyone else is stretching at the line and warming up and my girl is just...standing there LMAOOOOO
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Savinho, Aké, and especially KDB were very good. Foden is looking more like himself. The general play was decent. But we never seem that secure lately defending a lead and looked tired in the last 10 minutes. A draw was a fair result. #mcfc
January 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Savinho, Aké, and especially KDB were very good. Foden is looking more like himself. The general play was decent. But we never seem that secure lately defending a lead and looked tired in the last 10 minutes. A draw was a fair result. #mcfc
The news headlines lately remind me more and more of laughing at The Day Today back in the 1990s. Except I'm not laughing.
I can't believe that Trump is essentially talking about invading Greenland and everyone is behaving like this is totally fucking normal
January 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The news headlines lately remind me more and more of laughing at The Day Today back in the 1990s. Except I'm not laughing.
Savinho has always looked bright, but if he starts making better decisions with the final ball he could become a brilliant player. Nice goal and assist for him today.
McAtee did well when he came on; great to see. #mcfc
McAtee did well when he came on; great to see. #mcfc
December 29, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Savinho has always looked bright, but if he starts making better decisions with the final ball he could become a brilliant player. Nice goal and assist for him today.
McAtee did well when he came on; great to see. #mcfc
McAtee did well when he came on; great to see. #mcfc
This fog is so... retro.
December 27, 2024 at 10:52 PM
This fog is so... retro.
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A great visualisation demonstrating at a glance:
1. The UK doesn’t take many refugees compared to other countries (and the picture painted by the Farage types)
2. The refugees mostly come from exactly where you would expect at any given time based on what is happening around the world
1. The UK doesn’t take many refugees compared to other countries (and the picture painted by the Farage types)
2. The refugees mostly come from exactly where you would expect at any given time based on what is happening around the world
Commons Library visualisation of the history of refugees: Syrians were the largest group of refugees in the UK in the years after 2011
December 9, 2024 at 11:53 AM
A great visualisation demonstrating at a glance:
1. The UK doesn’t take many refugees compared to other countries (and the picture painted by the Farage types)
2. The refugees mostly come from exactly where you would expect at any given time based on what is happening around the world
1. The UK doesn’t take many refugees compared to other countries (and the picture painted by the Farage types)
2. The refugees mostly come from exactly where you would expect at any given time based on what is happening around the world
Still the king.
Kevin De Bruyne vs Nottingham Forest:
1 Goal
1 Assist
60 Touches
32 Accurate Passes
80% Pass Accuracy
5 Touches In Opposition Box
4 Recoveries
4 Chances Created (Most)
3 Shots On Target
3 Accurate Crosses
2 Ground Duels Won
2 Passes Into Final Third
1 Clearance
1 Interception
1 Accurate Long Ball
1 Goal
1 Assist
60 Touches
32 Accurate Passes
80% Pass Accuracy
5 Touches In Opposition Box
4 Recoveries
4 Chances Created (Most)
3 Shots On Target
3 Accurate Crosses
2 Ground Duels Won
2 Passes Into Final Third
1 Clearance
1 Interception
1 Accurate Long Ball
December 4, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Still the king.
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JONI MITCHELL: They took all the trees, put 'em in a tree museum / And they charged the people a dollar an' a half just to see 'em
TECH BRO: Sounds awesome but can we make it a monthly subscription
TECH BRO: Sounds awesome but can we make it a monthly subscription
December 4, 2024 at 7:00 PM
JONI MITCHELL: They took all the trees, put 'em in a tree museum / And they charged the people a dollar an' a half just to see 'em
TECH BRO: Sounds awesome but can we make it a monthly subscription
TECH BRO: Sounds awesome but can we make it a monthly subscription
If this is what this season is, I can live with that. We don't have to enjoy it, but we do have to accept it. The downturn always has to come in the end. I'm calm. #mcfc
December 1, 2024 at 7:01 PM
If this is what this season is, I can live with that. We don't have to enjoy it, but we do have to accept it. The downturn always has to come in the end. I'm calm. #mcfc
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Has anyone tried turning Manchester City Football Club off and on again
December 1, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Has anyone tried turning Manchester City Football Club off and on again
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
July 5, 2024 at 9:09 PM
This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
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November 19, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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