Stirs
@stirs.bsky.social
Who’d have thought Sir David Beckham and Lady Beckham *might* be a pair of fucking weirdos
January 20, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Who’d have thought Sir David Beckham and Lady Beckham *might* be a pair of fucking weirdos
Pathetic, gutless, passive twats
January 17, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Pathetic, gutless, passive twats
Lewis completely out of his depth
January 17, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Lewis completely out of his depth
Favourite type of goal that, nothing to do with the playmaking, just the one you shout GET IN FUCK OFF as soon as it goes in
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Favourite type of goal that, nothing to do with the playmaking, just the one you shout GET IN FUCK OFF as soon as it goes in
The instantaneous joy in the direct aftermath of a goal being scored in a football match
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 13, 2026 at 9:34 PM
The instantaneous joy in the direct aftermath of a goal being scored in a football match
Worst one of those I’ve ever seen. Get it in the fucking bin
January 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Worst one of those I’ve ever seen. Get it in the fucking bin
PROPER BIN MEN
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 2:56 PM
PROPER BIN MEN
Wasn’t that pissed off after Sunderland or Chelsea but tonight has really irked me for some reason. Felt flat as fuck
January 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Wasn’t that pissed off after Sunderland or Chelsea but tonight has really irked me for some reason. Felt flat as fuck
Seen yer Granda’s on the rob again
January 7, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Seen yer Granda’s on the rob again
Suddenly £35m+ for Guehi doesn’t look as bad
January 5, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Suddenly £35m+ for Guehi doesn’t look as bad
If we look that knackered now, we’ve still got seven games left this month. Could be horribly long. Might bring my boots next week in case we lose another centre half
January 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
If we look that knackered now, we’ve still got seven games left this month. Could be horribly long. Might bring my boots next week in case we lose another centre half
Instagram algorithm might be the most cooked it’s ever been. All property developers, tits and tax avoidance advice ffs
January 3, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Instagram algorithm might be the most cooked it’s ever been. All property developers, tits and tax avoidance advice ffs
Warra FIFA peace prize win for Donald Trump that is by the way
January 3, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Warra FIFA peace prize win for Donald Trump that is by the way
Stunning little album, deserved so much more
January 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Stunning little album, deserved so much more
My New Year’s resolution is giving up
January 1, 2026 at 9:37 AM
My New Year’s resolution is giving up
Which player in the Premier League would you most like to leave one in on and why is it Anthony Gordon
December 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Which player in the Premier League would you most like to leave one in on and why is it Anthony Gordon
2 x Hot wheels sets built ✅
2 x packets of batteries put in toys ✅
Wrapping paper all tidied up ✅
Off to the in-laws for a conversation about how doubtful the evidence for the holocaust is over Xmas dinner ⏳
2 x packets of batteries put in toys ✅
Wrapping paper all tidied up ✅
Off to the in-laws for a conversation about how doubtful the evidence for the holocaust is over Xmas dinner ⏳
December 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
2 x Hot wheels sets built ✅
2 x packets of batteries put in toys ✅
Wrapping paper all tidied up ✅
Off to the in-laws for a conversation about how doubtful the evidence for the holocaust is over Xmas dinner ⏳
2 x packets of batteries put in toys ✅
Wrapping paper all tidied up ✅
Off to the in-laws for a conversation about how doubtful the evidence for the holocaust is over Xmas dinner ⏳
Nothing short of hilarious tbh
December 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Nothing short of hilarious tbh
Might be the bleakest thing I’ve ever received in the post & I’ve got 6 points on my driving license
December 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Might be the bleakest thing I’ve ever received in the post & I’ve got 6 points on my driving license
Love Actually is a 2003 Christmas romantic comedy film written and directed by Richard Curtis. The film features an ensemble cast, composed predominantly of British actors including the pictured Hugh Grant and Martine McCutcheon.
December 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Love Actually is a 2003 Christmas romantic comedy film written and directed by Richard Curtis. The film features an ensemble cast, composed predominantly of British actors including the pictured Hugh Grant and Martine McCutcheon.
Taking my eldest (he’s 6) to his first game for the FA Cup game v Exeter. Having had a season ticket at both clubs it’ll be a really weird one for me. Cmon blues
December 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Taking my eldest (he’s 6) to his first game for the FA Cup game v Exeter. Having had a season ticket at both clubs it’ll be a really weird one for me. Cmon blues
