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Top trolling, no notes
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I am a top tier mourner now. I can charge premium rates.
October 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Did someone say crack?
maybe it's crack. is it crack?
October 7, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I don’t know if I am actually shit at my job nowadays or if I am so anxious because of my friend’s funeral this week. Whatever it is I have not missed this fear deep in my soul that used to be with me all the time
October 7, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Oh we can’t use this software until we get training. You expect to get training in the most basic software??
October 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
People who complain about gastric issues but refuse to adjust their diets are stupid.
September 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
One thing I like about the end of summer is that it’s cool enough to wear my hair down again
September 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I miss my babycakes
September 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Fuck them all.
September 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
On the one hand, the advent of AI coincides with much more stuff having closed captions.

On the other, closed captions are noticeably enshittified by not having a human look at the output.
August 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“I’m not exactly sure what life done to you, but I’ll take a Pinot Grigio” #VanDerPumpRules
August 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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This...is fucking weird
❗️I may invite Putin to the 2026 World Cup in the US, "depending on how things go," Trump said.

He also showed off a photo with Putin 🤦‍♂️
August 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
On Friday I reviewed the CV of someone for a senior role in a user-centred design team. They included when they were a lead ball boy at Wimbledon in 1996.
July 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You don’t get enough Love Island contestants called Barry
June 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Seems I am the listener
June 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Sadly my MP is Peter Kyle
actually got a genuinely good response from my MP about the Supreme Court judgement? Saying that the EHRC's interim guidance was "rushed", "unhelpful" and "inaccurate"? This feeling of having some confidence in my elected representative is strange and unsettling but very welcome.
June 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
David Schwimmer will forever just be Ross.
May 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
serious people are so unserious
May 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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I would once again like to point out, if you are really truly afraid of fascist infiltration then you have to plan your exit in a way that guarantees fascism won’t be allowed to take hold. The pope stacked his conclave with the people he wanted to move power after his death. Joe Biden did not.
May 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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The Pope is a Black man from Chicago.
Apparently the Cardinals watched Conclave and Sinners before they voted.
May 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Calling it now. Trump’s gonna declare war on the Vatican City
May 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The best thing about being a grown up is that you can just decide to have hash browns and smoked salmon for dinner. Or whatever. Or not. Or what you always have for dinner on a Tuesday.
April 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I am now a Two Foam Roller household
April 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I don’t believe in hand dryers
April 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I know it’s not hugely relevant but i am overjoyed to see that “bellend” has made it from playgrounds in Britain to the USA
The bellend in the White House can't repeal the Civil Rights Act via executive order. It's absurd.
April 24, 2025 at 6:50 AM