Liked by two folks who don’t even follow me 😭

Do I have any active buddies over here? Or is it still a ghost town! Homeboys sound off with a fav of a reply pls :$

I copy one of my posts from Twitter. Cross posting ethics aside, it probably wasn’t wise to select a 4 fav post

Offering a beef rumspringa. Get the world out. Anyone wants a Joel beef squashed, squashed it shall be, no questions asked. Even if your raped me

Leslie Lee dies and it hardly makes a blip on twitter. In the old days it’s have been a huge Event. That place is washed sadly… very sadly 😭

oldfriend98 got deleted but he’s back with a new account @oldfriend99.bsky.social

I told my barber if I seem anxious it's because of my past life incarnation where I was some sort of Asiatic hitman who met his untimely fate with someone behind him bound to a chair just like this. Also I've had 800 mg of Peach Vibes Celsius caffeine. I bought it because it said Vibes on it.

Don't you think bringing back the World's Fair would settle much of the current economic turmoil? World's Fairs in different American cities? Technologies of the future! World's Fair enthusiasts will try these lines on you today in an attempt to capitalize on the turbulent market open. Walk away.

the prophecy is fulfilled

They gave up and deleted their account 😭

Best case scenario for 2025 is Trump getting preoccupied with hair-brained schemes to reclaim the Panama Canal or annex Greenland and vindictive frivolous lawsuits against pollsters and journalists

The explanatory power of this adage is amazing. Why is the right unbothered by
Matt Gaetz’ criminal history? Because his
becoming AG in spite of it all would mean Law is once again functioning as intended—it’s there to protect men like Gaetz, not restrict them

It’s baffling to me that Zionists are so chill about this. I know the AfD supports Israel, but so do the moderate parties, so the Trump circle throwing its weight behind and legitimizing the antisemitic one seems like a risk with no benefit

I’m not a theologian but Splish Splash is a sinful song. Grown man in the tub and he’s splishing and splashing around in there? No, a bath that honors Jesus Christ doesn’t involve a commotion.

Your man is like Five Guys, but if Five Guys was founded by one guy, and he happened to be gay, and named the store One Gay Guy

Lame thing about terminal illness is that you can’t really take advantage of it. You can buy a sniper rifle and start practicing but by the time you’re ready to stalk EIon Musk and get yourself with range you probably won’t feel physically up to it

This is an interesting case of language overriding substance in determining the ideological valence of an issue because “every neighborhood should have parks and street trees” is the most anodyne statement of environmental justice possible

The cluster of conditions that makes one an addict is a major impediment, it’s often fatal. But it’s not a “disability.” While the condition that makes you good at STEM and results in a 200k/ year job as a quantitative analyst is. Not a fair shake if you ask me

It’s time to laugh again