Emma Payne
@fedbybirds.bsky.social
Screenwriting, poetry, comedy, printmaking, painting, eels, beetles, general detritus
We went out to dinner at 6.15 because it was the only time available at a new nearby restaurant, which seemed ridiculous when I booked it but I’m already home & watching Local Hero & now I’m thinking, hmm these children & old people are actually on to something
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
We went out to dinner at 6.15 because it was the only time available at a new nearby restaurant, which seemed ridiculous when I booked it but I’m already home & watching Local Hero & now I’m thinking, hmm these children & old people are actually on to something
After abandoning multiple overhyped Apple & Netflix series it’s such a relief to start watching Blue Lights & realise it’s a proper drama by writers with a point of view & characters you actually care about straight away
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
After abandoning multiple overhyped Apple & Netflix series it’s such a relief to start watching Blue Lights & realise it’s a proper drama by writers with a point of view & characters you actually care about straight away
The role of music in protecting the brain/helping it recover is really underestimated, I can easily believe - it made a significant difference to my Long Covid symptoms to listen to music very intensively for months
People who listened to music most days slashed their risk of developing dementia by 39 percent compared with those who did not regularly listen to music, a new study of more than 10,000 people age 70 and over found.
Listening to music is linked to lower dementia risk, study suggests
A new study finds that regularly listening to music or playing a musical instrument may help older adults protect against cognitive decline.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The role of music in protecting the brain/helping it recover is really underestimated, I can easily believe - it made a significant difference to my Long Covid symptoms to listen to music very intensively for months
This is like when you half wake in the night thinking you’ve dreamed the answer to everything, then what you find scribbled on a notepad in the morning is ‘skin as part of brain? intelltignce’ in crazy writing. Except this guy is emailing it to himself wide awake
"skin as part of brain?"
This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 9:10 AM
This is like when you half wake in the night thinking you’ve dreamed the answer to everything, then what you find scribbled on a notepad in the morning is ‘skin as part of brain? intelltignce’ in crazy writing. Except this guy is emailing it to himself wide awake
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
Reposted by Emma Payne
Saline nasal sprays offer so much potential as a public health intervention to reduce viral illnesses. Easy to use, relatively cheap and widely available.
Congratulations to Professor Paul Little, winning Royal College of General Practitioners Research Paper of the Year 🌟
He and his team’s research found that simple nasal sprays, can shorten illness, ease symptoms and even reduce the need for antibiotics.
Read more 👉 https://tr.ee/P2bffM
He and his team’s research found that simple nasal sprays, can shorten illness, ease symptoms and even reduce the need for antibiotics.
Read more 👉 https://tr.ee/P2bffM
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Saline nasal sprays offer so much potential as a public health intervention to reduce viral illnesses. Easy to use, relatively cheap and widely available.
Someone yelling ‘FUCK’ & the winner bursting into overwrought tears is the only acceptable ending to #thetraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Someone yelling ‘FUCK’ & the winner bursting into overwrought tears is the only acceptable ending to #thetraitors
Or the party I went to when I was a kid where the dad stored the fireworks in the greenhouse & accidentally set them all off there
Fireworks are only good when there’s an error with the timing at a big display and they all go off in 11 seconds.
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Or the party I went to when I was a kid where the dad stored the fireworks in the greenhouse & accidentally set them all off there
Weird how everyone just accepts that if you have something done that involves scaffolding, however short, the firm will store their scaffolding on the front of your house for at least the next 6 months
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Weird how everyone just accepts that if you have something done that involves scaffolding, however short, the firm will store their scaffolding on the front of your house for at least the next 6 months
Pretty much one post in three minimum today making me feel absolutely terrified (none of them about getting stabbed on UK trains though)
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Pretty much one post in three minimum today making me feel absolutely terrified (none of them about getting stabbed on UK trains though)
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Do you know someone with age-related macular degeneration??? Guess what, there's unexpected good news!
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a new mRNA vaccine that has been shown to suppress abnormal blood vessel growth in the retina, offering hope to MILLIONS of patients with age-related vision loss. The vaccine triggered strong antibody responses that REDUCED retinal damage by UP TO 85%.
November 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Do you know someone with age-related macular degeneration??? Guess what, there's unexpected good news!
Beach finds - spider crab shells
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Beach finds - spider crab shells
True elegance is enjoying your pie in the pie-eating contest
When I was a kid I saw a pie eating contest. All the contestants frantically dug in, food flying everywhere. It was a frenzy. Except for one guy who calmly folded his napkin, placed it in his lap, and proceeded to savor his free slice of pie. On stage. Not giving a damn.
I think about him a lot.
I think about him a lot.
October 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
True elegance is enjoying your pie in the pie-eating contest
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Saw this on threads and oh my fucking god gdrive is fast again
Fuck the forced AI integration
Fuck the forced AI integration
October 27, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Saw this on threads and oh my fucking god gdrive is fast again
Fuck the forced AI integration
Fuck the forced AI integration
Someone’s done really well with the casting of #celebritytraitors - resisting the temptation of having anyone to play the dummy. Everyone including pop & sports stars very articulate. (Makes it weird when they deflect to Stephen Fry as a genius when tbh he seems one of the least quickwitted)
October 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Someone’s done really well with the casting of #celebritytraitors - resisting the temptation of having anyone to play the dummy. Everyone including pop & sports stars very articulate. (Makes it weird when they deflect to Stephen Fry as a genius when tbh he seems one of the least quickwitted)
Having vertigo problems at the moment because of some ear crystals working loose, & honestly I thought I was more robustly constructed than that. Human body mainly just a bodge of strings, chalk & bits of elastic as far as I can see
October 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Having vertigo problems at the moment because of some ear crystals working loose, & honestly I thought I was more robustly constructed than that. Human body mainly just a bodge of strings, chalk & bits of elastic as far as I can see
What would happen if he just carried on & demolished the whole thing? Nothing, presumably, if no one’s going to stop him destroying this part?
BREAKING: The entire East Wing of the White House will be demolished “within days,” according to two Trump administration officials, a significant expansion of President Trump's original stated plan.
Trump administration demolishing entire East Wing of the White House to add new ballroom
Trump said in July that the $250 million project “won’t interfere with the current building.”
nbcnews.to
October 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
What would happen if he just carried on & demolished the whole thing? Nothing, presumably, if no one’s going to stop him destroying this part?
Seems like #thetraitors is actually a game of absolute chance & the more careful & thoughtful they are about it the worse they do
October 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Seems like #thetraitors is actually a game of absolute chance & the more careful & thoughtful they are about it the worse they do
Small talk is one of those things like ‘a lovely view’ you generally don’t appreciate till you’re about 30. People who insist on interrogating you with meaningful questions are a menace - it’s about signalling you’re friendly, not about information
A moment that changed me: I gave up small talk for a month – and the world came alive
A moment that changed me: I gave up small talk for a month – and the world came alive
I was fed up with discussing the weather, so I started to ask unexpected questions. The conversations that resulted were revelatory
www.theguardian.com
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Small talk is one of those things like ‘a lovely view’ you generally don’t appreciate till you’re about 30. People who insist on interrogating you with meaningful questions are a menace - it’s about signalling you’re friendly, not about information
Seems unreasonable to be annoyed by the words doggo & kiddo but I am
October 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Seems unreasonable to be annoyed by the words doggo & kiddo but I am
Victorian animal paintings in the Margate caves, discovered by accident under a vicarage garden
October 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Victorian animal paintings in the Margate caves, discovered by accident under a vicarage garden
Can we have a No Kings protest in the UK please. About, you know, literal kings. If we desperately need money saving measures let’s start there
October 19, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Can we have a No Kings protest in the UK please. About, you know, literal kings. If we desperately need money saving measures let’s start there
And throw out your Alexa devices while you’re at it, I would
October 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
And throw out your Alexa devices while you’re at it, I would
Must be extra insulting as a celebrity to have your name spelt wrong so many times #celebritytraitors
October 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Must be extra insulting as a celebrity to have your name spelt wrong so many times #celebritytraitors
I think Celia Imrie refusing to be remotely bothered about farting loudly on national tv is doing a genuine public service
October 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I think Celia Imrie refusing to be remotely bothered about farting loudly on national tv is doing a genuine public service