Papa John Misty
@fcutter.bsky.social
She walks the deck in a black dress and me I dress up in black
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Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
Is Joe Flacco an elite quarterback?
October 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Is Joe Flacco an elite quarterback?
Being threatened by Chris Berman’s handlers for suggesting “Rudimentary” Penei Sewell as a nickname for the fifth year in a row
October 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Being threatened by Chris Berman’s handlers for suggesting “Rudimentary” Penei Sewell as a nickname for the fifth year in a row
Have I just watched the greatest tie in the history of the NFL
September 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Have I just watched the greatest tie in the history of the NFL
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Hulk Hogan truly was the real America: an icon you were dutifully instructed to adore as a child and then every single piece of information about what he was, what he did, and what he thought about things made you hate him more and more, and in a way, yourself for falling for it.
July 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Hulk Hogan truly was the real America: an icon you were dutifully instructed to adore as a child and then every single piece of information about what he was, what he did, and what he thought about things made you hate him more and more, and in a way, yourself for falling for it.
There are only two kinds of Led Zeppelin songs:
1. Oooo there sexy mama come and jork my shit
2. Behold, the lair of the Hobbit
1. Oooo there sexy mama come and jork my shit
2. Behold, the lair of the Hobbit
June 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
There are only two kinds of Led Zeppelin songs:
1. Oooo there sexy mama come and jork my shit
2. Behold, the lair of the Hobbit
1. Oooo there sexy mama come and jork my shit
2. Behold, the lair of the Hobbit
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Me playing soccer in the yard after exactly 2.5 hard seltzers
May 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Me playing soccer in the yard after exactly 2.5 hard seltzers
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nine years ago today
May 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
nine years ago today
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turning the "t"s into inverted crosses is the black metal equivalent of girls dotting their "i"s with little hearts in middle school
May 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
turning the "t"s into inverted crosses is the black metal equivalent of girls dotting their "i"s with little hearts in middle school
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Trying some new weird pens and markers
May 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Trying some new weird pens and markers
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(TAKE MACHINE STARTING UP)
What Shedeur Sanders sliding tells us
(TAKE MACHINE HITS THIRD GEAR)
about America’s fraught relationship
(TAKE MACHINE GETS LOUDER)
with fathers and masculinity
(TAKE MACHINE SPEWING SMOKE)
by Ross Douthat
What Shedeur Sanders sliding tells us
(TAKE MACHINE HITS THIRD GEAR)
about America’s fraught relationship
(TAKE MACHINE GETS LOUDER)
with fathers and masculinity
(TAKE MACHINE SPEWING SMOKE)
by Ross Douthat
April 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
(TAKE MACHINE STARTING UP)
What Shedeur Sanders sliding tells us
(TAKE MACHINE HITS THIRD GEAR)
about America’s fraught relationship
(TAKE MACHINE GETS LOUDER)
with fathers and masculinity
(TAKE MACHINE SPEWING SMOKE)
by Ross Douthat
What Shedeur Sanders sliding tells us
(TAKE MACHINE HITS THIRD GEAR)
about America’s fraught relationship
(TAKE MACHINE GETS LOUDER)
with fathers and masculinity
(TAKE MACHINE SPEWING SMOKE)
by Ross Douthat
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We have our first “shout out to God” of the NFL draft
April 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
We have our first “shout out to God” of the NFL draft
If you see this, post a concert photo you took!
Ruby the Hatchet
Ruby the Hatchet
April 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If you see this, post a concert photo you took!
Ruby the Hatchet
Ruby the Hatchet
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“Bluesky is too much of an echo chamber”
have you spent five minutes in a political discussion here
have you spent five minutes in a political discussion here
April 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“Bluesky is too much of an echo chamber”
have you spent five minutes in a political discussion here
have you spent five minutes in a political discussion here
I need to eat expired food more often, a 🧵
Bluesky needs more ideological diversity, a thread:
1/8: I think the question of why commentators like Matt Yglesias, Lakshya Jain, Noah Smith, Nate Silver and Richard Hanania don’t post more, or at all on Bluesky is important.
This would be a better platform if they did.
1/8: I think the question of why commentators like Matt Yglesias, Lakshya Jain, Noah Smith, Nate Silver and Richard Hanania don’t post more, or at all on Bluesky is important.
This would be a better platform if they did.
I like posting on BlueSky because I think I’m the most right-wing person who uses this service.
April 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I need to eat expired food more often, a 🧵
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Dead people telling the President to pursue a trade war with an uninhabited island is real George III territory
April 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Dead people telling the President to pursue a trade war with an uninhabited island is real George III territory
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it's been years upon years of labored "campus culture" op-eds from salaried writers hectoring students about free speech, and now the state is kidnapping students for their speech in broad daylight
March 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
it's been years upon years of labored "campus culture" op-eds from salaried writers hectoring students about free speech, and now the state is kidnapping students for their speech in broad daylight
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Bumper sticker that says, "Bought after the pedo diver thing... during the Grimes thing... you know what, this is on me. My bad"
March 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Bumper sticker that says, "Bought after the pedo diver thing... during the Grimes thing... you know what, this is on me. My bad"
Did you know Tom Selleck made nine (9!) movies where he plays a detective named Jesse Stone
Did you know there was a reboot of "Walker, Texas Ranger" that ran for four seasons until last year
March 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Did you know Tom Selleck made nine (9!) movies where he plays a detective named Jesse Stone
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Let these DOGE feel your pain.
Keep it nonviolent.
Keep it nonviolent.
March 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Let these DOGE feel your pain.
Keep it nonviolent.
Keep it nonviolent.
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SOURCE: The San Diego Padres have optioned right-hander Bargain Flamingo to Triple-A El Paso.
March 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
SOURCE: The San Diego Padres have optioned right-hander Bargain Flamingo to Triple-A El Paso.