faviator.bsky.social
@faviator.bsky.social
Holy hell LANCE HIM IN THE KIDNEYS
Rep. Ilhan Omar: "I hope he gets the help he needs. It sounds like he's trying to deflect from the failures that he's had as president ... he's fought to be the head of the pedophile protection party."
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, but long before your rational mind knew of the grinning lurker, you felt the horrible truth in the anguished moan of winter’s wind, you glimpsed it when the candle cast a shadow that should not be, when your eyes refused to close all those long cold December nights
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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WRITING ADVICE: It's important to disappear into the world you're creating. No distractions. No stopping to post things on social media. Don't do what I'm doing right now. This is a terrible mistake, a folly, don't type your whole fucking inner monologue out, just get back to it, you fool, you clown
December 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Jesus Christ TOO REAL!!
You will be visited by three spirits but the algorithm will only show you the same spirit 72 different times
December 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Finally put out my favorite holiday decoration: Squirrel Clinging To Candy Cane In Desperate Attempt To Remain Jolly
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Inside you there are two wolves. Both wolves are being visited by three spirits. The spirits all have two ghost-wolves inside them. The ghost-wolves are all being visited by three extra-dead spirits. From there, the math gets upsetting
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Welcome new followers. Have an Ashbery Motivational Poster, why don’t you
November 14, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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This is more or less how I think about writing from prompts
December 6, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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I did actually find one of those on the open Internet once!
November 7, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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Poems for every occasion
November 7, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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A little too on the nose for today, but we need to hear it.
November 7, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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his name is Jimmy Fallon bc we all want a piano to Fall on him
December 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
WHY DID THE FEDEX TRUCK PULL IN AND ~NOT~ DELIVER MY VACUUM!!
December 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
RACHEL ZOE is on new housewives and I’m so delighted! I loved her one show
December 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
a little TOO on the nose if you ask me
December 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.

We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Is “deep black” redundant?
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I’m always thinking ab a privacy screen for my phone, but then I hate how *I* can’t see anything when it’s like on my car seat or somewhere I can only see it from an angle
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Taken 2: you’re taken too long!!
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My Thanksgiving was not great! Bob-
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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🙃
October 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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to diminish the humanities is to miss out on a lot of little guys. that’s no way to live.
Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM