Fats Durston
@fatsdurston.bsky.social
"If you have a red-headed boy, 'Pyrrhus' is a fantastic name."
Uh, thanks but no thanks, AI.
Uh, thanks but no thanks, AI.
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"If you have a red-headed boy, 'Pyrrhus' is a fantastic name."
Uh, thanks but no thanks, AI.
Uh, thanks but no thanks, AI.
2.2 ALl BEAZ PPTTIE5
SHLOSKE S4UCR
LLETCRER CHIER
PICZ ON10NZ
SRLESME SCEEN 8BUN
SHLOSKE S4UCR
LLETCRER CHIER
PICZ ON10NZ
SRLESME SCEEN 8BUN
mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges
November 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
2.2 ALl BEAZ PPTTIE5
SHLOSKE S4UCR
LLETCRER CHIER
PICZ ON10NZ
SRLESME SCEEN 8BUN
SHLOSKE S4UCR
LLETCRER CHIER
PICZ ON10NZ
SRLESME SCEEN 8BUN
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the 600 series...we spotted them easy
November 4, 2025 at 9:58 AM
the 600 series...we spotted them easy
Cumulative year's #RPG activity thru Oct:
TOTAL sessions: 146; 74 DM’d, 42 different players; DM’d by 12, 30 co-players, 72 played. Systems (13): OSE, 5E, Dragonbane, Black Sword Hack, Cairn, Vanilla Game, Shifty Louts, Delta Green, Knave, VanillaQuest, DCC, Beyond the Wall, Glaive. 20 modules DM'd.
TOTAL sessions: 146; 74 DM’d, 42 different players; DM’d by 12, 30 co-players, 72 played. Systems (13): OSE, 5E, Dragonbane, Black Sword Hack, Cairn, Vanilla Game, Shifty Louts, Delta Green, Knave, VanillaQuest, DCC, Beyond the Wall, Glaive. 20 modules DM'd.
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Cumulative year's #RPG activity thru Oct:
TOTAL sessions: 146; 74 DM’d, 42 different players; DM’d by 12, 30 co-players, 72 played. Systems (13): OSE, 5E, Dragonbane, Black Sword Hack, Cairn, Vanilla Game, Shifty Louts, Delta Green, Knave, VanillaQuest, DCC, Beyond the Wall, Glaive. 20 modules DM'd.
TOTAL sessions: 146; 74 DM’d, 42 different players; DM’d by 12, 30 co-players, 72 played. Systems (13): OSE, 5E, Dragonbane, Black Sword Hack, Cairn, Vanilla Game, Shifty Louts, Delta Green, Knave, VanillaQuest, DCC, Beyond the Wall, Glaive. 20 modules DM'd.
The radio played the Shining Theme and "I Love Onions" on the way to the store.
No peanut butter, how about this?
October 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The radio played the Shining Theme and "I Love Onions" on the way to the store.
#blackswordhack w/o context
"Some of ample buttocks."
"You travel with your mother?!"
"Would you like me to open my robe?"--"Again?!"
"We are eating *goat*, right?"
"He might be tempted to renege if he finds our flesh delicious."
“I have tasted genitals and they are inferior as far as meats go.”
"Some of ample buttocks."
"You travel with your mother?!"
"Would you like me to open my robe?"--"Again?!"
"We are eating *goat*, right?"
"He might be tempted to renege if he finds our flesh delicious."
“I have tasted genitals and they are inferior as far as meats go.”
October 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
#blackswordhack w/o context
"Some of ample buttocks."
"You travel with your mother?!"
"Would you like me to open my robe?"--"Again?!"
"We are eating *goat*, right?"
"He might be tempted to renege if he finds our flesh delicious."
“I have tasted genitals and they are inferior as far as meats go.”
"Some of ample buttocks."
"You travel with your mother?!"
"Would you like me to open my robe?"--"Again?!"
"We are eating *goat*, right?"
"He might be tempted to renege if he finds our flesh delicious."
“I have tasted genitals and they are inferior as far as meats go.”
#OSR Today
72nd session GM'd this year (141st TTRPG sesh overall)
40th & 41st players GM'd
14th System (GRAVE)
20th different Module (TotSK) run
10 PC Deaths in 2.5 hours
18 Rooms explored
72nd session GM'd this year (141st TTRPG sesh overall)
40th & 41st players GM'd
14th System (GRAVE)
20th different Module (TotSK) run
10 PC Deaths in 2.5 hours
18 Rooms explored
October 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
#OSR Today
72nd session GM'd this year (141st TTRPG sesh overall)
40th & 41st players GM'd
14th System (GRAVE)
20th different Module (TotSK) run
10 PC Deaths in 2.5 hours
18 Rooms explored
72nd session GM'd this year (141st TTRPG sesh overall)
40th & 41st players GM'd
14th System (GRAVE)
20th different Module (TotSK) run
10 PC Deaths in 2.5 hours
18 Rooms explored
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I never feel more like a Lego person than when I'm holding one of those big dumb water tumblers with handles
October 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I never feel more like a Lego person than when I'm holding one of those big dumb water tumblers with handles
Wait, one of the leaked Republican Hitler fans is named Joe Maligno?! I see the writers are back on their bullshit.
October 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Wait, one of the leaked Republican Hitler fans is named Joe Maligno?! I see the writers are back on their bullshit.
now I guess it's finally time to read all 39 Drizd'turden novels back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-bac
October 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
now I guess it's finally time to read all 39 Drizd'turden novels back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-bac
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to be clear, the President is bombing civilians in international waters and sending the army into peaceful cities domestically but this fellow thinks he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize
FOX: Do you think Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize?
FETTERMAN: If this sticks. I think the whole point of having a Nobel Peace Prize is for ending wars and promoting peace. And if he brings the Ukrainian war to its end, I will be the Democrat leading the committee for his Nobel Prize Peace.
FETTERMAN: If this sticks. I think the whole point of having a Nobel Peace Prize is for ending wars and promoting peace. And if he brings the Ukrainian war to its end, I will be the Democrat leading the committee for his Nobel Prize Peace.
October 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
to be clear, the President is bombing civilians in international waters and sending the army into peaceful cities domestically but this fellow thinks he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize
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We’re not dealing with brilliant strategists cleverly laying traps, we’re dealing with impulsive whiners whose advantage is contempt for laws, norms, and morality.
They’re not pulling some elaborate trick, they’re just willing—even eager—to do things regular, principled people consider off limits.
They’re not pulling some elaborate trick, they’re just willing—even eager—to do things regular, principled people consider off limits.
October 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
We’re not dealing with brilliant strategists cleverly laying traps, we’re dealing with impulsive whiners whose advantage is contempt for laws, norms, and morality.
They’re not pulling some elaborate trick, they’re just willing—even eager—to do things regular, principled people consider off limits.
They’re not pulling some elaborate trick, they’re just willing—even eager—to do things regular, principled people consider off limits.
This is what the U.S. coup'ed Guatemala for...
"Kids! come down for dinner! The ham and bananas hollandaise is ready!"
October 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This is what the U.S. coup'ed Guatemala for...
#d&d well, #blackswordhack w/o context:
"I guess I spent time with my cult."
"There are *expensive* brothels?!"
"It's a self-protecting gesticulation."
"Holy asclepeios!"
"It *is* the monsoon."
"I like my relationships asymmetrical."
"I learned a nice vocabulary from my master's vat."
"I guess I spent time with my cult."
"There are *expensive* brothels?!"
"It's a self-protecting gesticulation."
"Holy asclepeios!"
"It *is* the monsoon."
"I like my relationships asymmetrical."
"I learned a nice vocabulary from my master's vat."
October 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
#d&d well, #blackswordhack w/o context:
"I guess I spent time with my cult."
"There are *expensive* brothels?!"
"It's a self-protecting gesticulation."
"Holy asclepeios!"
"It *is* the monsoon."
"I like my relationships asymmetrical."
"I learned a nice vocabulary from my master's vat."
"I guess I spent time with my cult."
"There are *expensive* brothels?!"
"It's a self-protecting gesticulation."
"Holy asclepeios!"
"It *is* the monsoon."
"I like my relationships asymmetrical."
"I learned a nice vocabulary from my master's vat."
#d&d (well #cairn) w/o context
“It’s hubris, that’s what that is.”
“Dunno how much a sun god can help underground.”
"I'm an artisan of fire & metal!"
“I told you it was inbred cannibals!”
“Nobody looks advanced when they’re beaten to death.”
“With a pickax & enough time, any problem can be solved.”
“It’s hubris, that’s what that is.”
“Dunno how much a sun god can help underground.”
"I'm an artisan of fire & metal!"
“I told you it was inbred cannibals!”
“Nobody looks advanced when they’re beaten to death.”
“With a pickax & enough time, any problem can be solved.”
October 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Running #TTRPG total for the year: 130 sessions; 66 as GM serving 38 different players; 64 as player, GM’d by 12, 30 co-players.
Systems played, 12: OSE, 5E, Dragonbane, Black Sword Hack, Vanilla Game, Shifty Louts, Delta Green, Knave, VanillaQuest, DCC, Beyond the Wall, Glaive.
Systems played, 12: OSE, 5E, Dragonbane, Black Sword Hack, Vanilla Game, Shifty Louts, Delta Green, Knave, VanillaQuest, DCC, Beyond the Wall, Glaive.
October 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Running #TTRPG total for the year: 130 sessions; 66 as GM serving 38 different players; 64 as player, GM’d by 12, 30 co-players.
Systems played, 12: OSE, 5E, Dragonbane, Black Sword Hack, Vanilla Game, Shifty Louts, Delta Green, Knave, VanillaQuest, DCC, Beyond the Wall, Glaive.
Systems played, 12: OSE, 5E, Dragonbane, Black Sword Hack, Vanilla Game, Shifty Louts, Delta Green, Knave, VanillaQuest, DCC, Beyond the Wall, Glaive.
#d&d w/o context
"Is the burning flesh we smell human or horse?"
"Can I throat rip--oh wait, he doesn't have a throat."
"I ignore the rally & continue to loot."
"Wait, grapple sucks?!"
"They're evil, not impolite."
"I caution you--no foolery!"
"I feel pretty good for being dead centuries."
"Is the burning flesh we smell human or horse?"
"Can I throat rip--oh wait, he doesn't have a throat."
"I ignore the rally & continue to loot."
"Wait, grapple sucks?!"
"They're evil, not impolite."
"I caution you--no foolery!"
"I feel pretty good for being dead centuries."
September 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
#d&d w/o context
"Is the burning flesh we smell human or horse?"
"Can I throat rip--oh wait, he doesn't have a throat."
"I ignore the rally & continue to loot."
"Wait, grapple sucks?!"
"They're evil, not impolite."
"I caution you--no foolery!"
"I feel pretty good for being dead centuries."
"Is the burning flesh we smell human or horse?"
"Can I throat rip--oh wait, he doesn't have a throat."
"I ignore the rally & continue to loot."
"Wait, grapple sucks?!"
"They're evil, not impolite."
"I caution you--no foolery!"
"I feel pretty good for being dead centuries."
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#cairn w/o context
"They don't call it 'the goodlands'."
“I’ve seen beyond the veil of causality.”
"I am not endowed with durability."
"I look extra-fleshy."
"Peppercorn was an asshole."
"Are we secretly cops?"
"We had a surplus of scriveners."
"I'm rolling up a vagrant as we speak."
"They don't call it 'the goodlands'."
“I’ve seen beyond the veil of causality.”
"I am not endowed with durability."
"I look extra-fleshy."
"Peppercorn was an asshole."
"Are we secretly cops?"
"We had a surplus of scriveners."
"I'm rolling up a vagrant as we speak."
September 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
#cairn w/o context
"They don't call it 'the goodlands'."
“I’ve seen beyond the veil of causality.”
"I am not endowed with durability."
"I look extra-fleshy."
"Peppercorn was an asshole."
"Are we secretly cops?"
"We had a surplus of scriveners."
"I'm rolling up a vagrant as we speak."
"They don't call it 'the goodlands'."
“I’ve seen beyond the veil of causality.”
"I am not endowed with durability."
"I look extra-fleshy."
"Peppercorn was an asshole."
"Are we secretly cops?"
"We had a surplus of scriveners."
"I'm rolling up a vagrant as we speak."
The fuck I want an etiquette guide for how to behave around kings, *New York Times*?
NO KINGS.
NO KINGS.
September 18, 2025 at 11:24 AM
The fuck I want an etiquette guide for how to behave around kings, *New York Times*?
NO KINGS.
NO KINGS.
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Some killings you're allowed to joke about.
Vance on Trump's strikes on boats: "I wouldn't go fishing right now in that area of the world."
September 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Some killings you're allowed to joke about.
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The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
September 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
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After the third attempt to manufacture a Radio Transwanda from this story I'm starting to take it personally
September 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
After the third attempt to manufacture a Radio Transwanda from this story I'm starting to take it personally
#blackswordhack w/o context:
“Were you drinking more sewer water then?”
"Doing menial tasks for my cult."
"Perhaps we should've brought skull back to his mother ... why do you laugh, is that not customary for you?"
"I have been told I'm dull."
"Very easy guys, red, black, red, black, not black..."
“Were you drinking more sewer water then?”
"Doing menial tasks for my cult."
"Perhaps we should've brought skull back to his mother ... why do you laugh, is that not customary for you?"
"I have been told I'm dull."
"Very easy guys, red, black, red, black, not black..."
September 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
#blackswordhack w/o context:
“Were you drinking more sewer water then?”
"Doing menial tasks for my cult."
"Perhaps we should've brought skull back to his mother ... why do you laugh, is that not customary for you?"
"I have been told I'm dull."
"Very easy guys, red, black, red, black, not black..."
“Were you drinking more sewer water then?”
"Doing menial tasks for my cult."
"Perhaps we should've brought skull back to his mother ... why do you laugh, is that not customary for you?"
"I have been told I'm dull."
"Very easy guys, red, black, red, black, not black..."
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We've got Gavin Newsom et al. eulogizing a version Charlie Kirk who did not exist, Trump et al. blaming his death on leftist violence that didnt happen, and the entire media apparatus denouncing Dems for dancing on his grave, something no Dems are doing. Has The Discourse ever felt more unmoored?
September 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
We've got Gavin Newsom et al. eulogizing a version Charlie Kirk who did not exist, Trump et al. blaming his death on leftist violence that didnt happen, and the entire media apparatus denouncing Dems for dancing on his grave, something no Dems are doing. Has The Discourse ever felt more unmoored?