Scott🔒
@fatguyonabike.org
Miniature wargames, sumo, OS/2, OSRPG, disc golf.
Profoundly sardonic.
Ça Plane Pour Moi is the greatest song in history.
"And this kid, he's not a poser, he looks like a total nerd but his name is Mike, one of the most hardcore guys on the scene."
Profoundly sardonic.
Ça Plane Pour Moi is the greatest song in history.
"And this kid, he's not a poser, he looks like a total nerd but his name is Mike, one of the most hardcore guys on the scene."
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I don't get why making friends as an adult male is so hard. It's easy.
Your wife makes friends and you're by default the friend of her friend's husband. Unless they're a total asshat, you'll manage to find something.
Your wife makes friends and you're by default the friend of her friend's husband. Unless they're a total asshat, you'll manage to find something.
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I don't get why making friends as an adult male is so hard. It's easy.
Your wife makes friends and you're by default the friend of her friend's husband. Unless they're a total asshat, you'll manage to find something.
Your wife makes friends and you're by default the friend of her friend's husband. Unless they're a total asshat, you'll manage to find something.
Occasionally, good news does occur.
The U.S. Supreme Court has rejected Kim Davis' call to overturn its 2015 ruling that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
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US Supreme Court Rejects Kim Davis' Call to Overturn Same-Sex Marriage Rights
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
www.mississippifreepress.org
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Occasionally, good news does occur.
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The billionaires cut down the giving tree and are trying to sell the stump back to us.
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The billionaires cut down the giving tree and are trying to sell the stump back to us.
I heard Diplomacy summed up nicely: Like Risk, but with more fist fights.
Of the four people who have played the game, three had experienced a fight breaking out because of Diplomacy.
Of the four people who have played the game, three had experienced a fight breaking out because of Diplomacy.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I heard Diplomacy summed up nicely: Like Risk, but with more fist fights.
Of the four people who have played the game, three had experienced a fight breaking out because of Diplomacy.
Of the four people who have played the game, three had experienced a fight breaking out because of Diplomacy.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Let's raise some money for Oz! I've got a Christmas Red Gobbo, painted by me, with some flame effect, that could be yours. I'll start it as a blind auction, DM me with offers over £50 and the highest by the end of the weekend wins. I'll pay for postage in the UK and all the money goes to Oz.
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Let's raise some money for Oz! I've got a Christmas Red Gobbo, painted by me, with some flame effect, that could be yours. I'll start it as a blind auction, DM me with offers over £50 and the highest by the end of the weekend wins. I'll pay for postage in the UK and all the money goes to Oz.
Hey sweetie, WYA?
The room here is available until Saturday the 22nd.
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Hey sweetie, WYA?
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The 2025 writers are trolling us.
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The 2025 writers are trolling us.
I'm on her side. She didn't know his career and that's ok. (I once asked Mike Jones for his phone number on a form he was filling out @ my job) Also, speaks volumes about Shawn that he didn't pull out one of the incredibly iconic roles he's done and name dropped the whole time instead of canvasing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I'm on her side. She didn't know his career and that's ok. (I once asked Mike Jones for his phone number on a form he was filling out @ my job) Also, speaks volumes about Shawn that he didn't pull out one of the incredibly iconic roles he's done and name dropped the whole time instead of canvasing.
My favorite boomerism is the "well you have to show ID to write a check" by far. I've literally not written a single check in probably 15 or 20 years. Low income people don't even have bank accounts, much less checking accounts.
Speaks volumes to how out of touch they are.
Speaks volumes to how out of touch they are.
Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My favorite boomerism is the "well you have to show ID to write a check" by far. I've literally not written a single check in probably 15 or 20 years. Low income people don't even have bank accounts, much less checking accounts.
Speaks volumes to how out of touch they are.
Speaks volumes to how out of touch they are.
It's seriously hard to find a big and tall sized Santa costume. The more you actually look like freaking Santa Claus, the harder it is to look like him.
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November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It's seriously hard to find a big and tall sized Santa costume. The more you actually look like freaking Santa Claus, the harder it is to look like him.
S-Teir Parent Trolling. Can we give her the crown already.
Spanberger: I am lucky to be your mother…and you did not clean your room today as you promised me. She's working on it. If I was working on it, we wouldn't have won this election,
November 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
S-Teir Parent Trolling. Can we give her the crown already.
This is a real banger from Bomba Estereo. If you haven't listened to Bomba Estereo, you are missing out.
Bomba Estéreo se suma al Veltrac Music con su nuevo tema “La Samaria” elcomercio.pe/luces/musica...
Bomba Estéreo se suma al Veltrac Music con su nuevo tema “La Samaria”
El grupo se sumará a diversos artistas en el festival que se llevará a cabo el 9 de noviembre en el escenario de Costa 21.
elcomercio.pe
November 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This is a real banger from Bomba Estereo. If you haven't listened to Bomba Estereo, you are missing out.
'I could smell the onions and the mustard'
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
'I could smell the onions and the mustard'
For the 3rd or 4th time this year, my 401k plan got bought out by a different manager.
a man with a beard and a hat says " honestly i think that 's a good sign "
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November 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
For the 3rd or 4th time this year, my 401k plan got bought out by a different manager.
Kind of like firefighters who start fires so they can go put them out. But with a huge profit motive.
techcrunch.com/2025/11/03/d...
techcrunch.com/2025/11/03/d...
DOJ accuses US ransomware negotiators of launching their own ransomware attacks | TechCrunch
Three people, including two U.S. ransomware negotiators, are accused of working on behalf of the ALPHV/BlackCat ransomware gang.
techcrunch.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Kind of like firefighters who start fires so they can go put them out. But with a huge profit motive.
techcrunch.com/2025/11/03/d...
techcrunch.com/2025/11/03/d...
Wow. Today was a dumpster fire of a day. Sick wife and two sick kids. Pissed off a board of directors member. Meeting that went south FAST.
I'm staying positive.
I'm staying positive.
a dumpster is on fire with the caption " this little light of mine i 'm gonna let it shine ... "
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November 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Wow. Today was a dumpster fire of a day. Sick wife and two sick kids. Pissed off a board of directors member. Meeting that went south FAST.
I'm staying positive.
I'm staying positive.
As a person who has lived in NUMEROUS Texas cities as well as Manhattan, you'll seriously miss NYC. Other than truly detesting the cold and grey slush, there's nothing Texas has over NYC.
Like, live in Austin and it's stupidly expensive, so no deal there. You only gain suburbs and guns by moving.
Like, live in Austin and it's stupidly expensive, so no deal there. You only gain suburbs and guns by moving.
They’ve all gone mad.
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
November 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
As a person who has lived in NUMEROUS Texas cities as well as Manhattan, you'll seriously miss NYC. Other than truly detesting the cold and grey slush, there's nothing Texas has over NYC.
Like, live in Austin and it's stupidly expensive, so no deal there. You only gain suburbs and guns by moving.
Like, live in Austin and it's stupidly expensive, so no deal there. You only gain suburbs and guns by moving.
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Hate doing this, because everyone is skint, but Oz is the only important thing in my life and I'm too broke to cover his additional surgery. If you'd like to help, please use OZVET20 at checkout on fenrisgames.com/shop for a nice discount or ko-fi.com/fenrisgames if you don't need toys.
Thankyou 💔
Thankyou 💔
November 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Hate doing this, because everyone is skint, but Oz is the only important thing in my life and I'm too broke to cover his additional surgery. If you'd like to help, please use OZVET20 at checkout on fenrisgames.com/shop for a nice discount or ko-fi.com/fenrisgames if you don't need toys.
Thankyou 💔
Thankyou 💔
Finally watched 28 Years Later.
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November 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Finally watched 28 Years Later.
A film you've seen more than 7 times with a gif
November 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
A film you've seen more than 7 times with a gif
Why I don't conceal carry, volume 3954:
I'm at a public park photographing kids up for adoption.
WASPy lawyer type: Um could you move, we need this table for a birthday party
Me: Sure, I'm just photographing orphans trying to get them adopted
<moments pass>
WASP: When are you leaving?
Me:
I'm at a public park photographing kids up for adoption.
WASPy lawyer type: Um could you move, we need this table for a birthday party
Me: Sure, I'm just photographing orphans trying to get them adopted
<moments pass>
WASP: When are you leaving?
Me:
a man in a yellow shirt and blue pants is kneeling on the floor
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media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Why I don't conceal carry, volume 3954:
I'm at a public park photographing kids up for adoption.
WASPy lawyer type: Um could you move, we need this table for a birthday party
Me: Sure, I'm just photographing orphans trying to get them adopted
<moments pass>
WASP: When are you leaving?
Me:
I'm at a public park photographing kids up for adoption.
WASPy lawyer type: Um could you move, we need this table for a birthday party
Me: Sure, I'm just photographing orphans trying to get them adopted
<moments pass>
WASP: When are you leaving?
Me:
Even clueless Republicans know there are two beards in this photograph.
I remain skeptical that JD Vance has any future in national politics beyond his time as Trump's vice president, but I really do wonder if he'll be desperate and venal enough to dump his wife if we get to, like, December 2027 and he's polling at 8 percent in the GOP primary
JD Vance Seems to Think His Wife Is Going to Hell
At a Turning Point USA event, JD Vance was questioned about his brown, Hindu wife. His answer was disgusting.
newrepublic.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Even clueless Republicans know there are two beards in this photograph.