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Miniature wargames, sumo, OS/2, OSRPG, disc golf.
Profoundly sardonic.
Ça Plane Pour Moi is the greatest song in history.
"And this kid, he's not a poser, he looks like a total nerd but his name is Mike, one of the most hardcore guys on the scene."
You know how fun it is to be an autistic Quaker and get to go to a superduper old school Catholic church with most women wearing head coverings, incense, etc that was packed to the gills, including the standing room only people...
a man is sitting on a couch holding a cup and saying `` so fun '' while holding a cup of coffee .
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December 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
December 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I love Christmas in San Antonio. Mexican food restaurants shut down for a few days before Christmas and go into full-bore tamale-making mode and bring on heavily armed security guards.
a woman in a black and white basketball jersey is sitting in a crowd of people .
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December 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Well shit, Dr Neil Frank passed away. He was the reason I was inspired to run a flat top for years. I still keep my hair pretty much high and tight. I'm really sad now.
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December 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I see Ted Cruz' media team is really going into overdrive trying to muddy the waters.
We all know it's him.
amazing work of course but it’s always like “the victim’s murder-crazed ex-boyfriend was cleared by police after he said he definitely didn’t do it” and then he looks like this
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Jesus. They look like they asked a 13 year old boy to draw what the Trump class battleships would look like. Jesus, this is so embarrassing as a nation. Of course, it's not the first time.

www.goldenfleet.navy.mil
www.goldenfleet.navy.mil
December 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I know BlueSky isn't the right place to kink shame, but, damn people.
looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
QTP with a robot that's not Star Wars or Transformers
Hard Mode: No Gundam series, Battletech or Macross allowed
December 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
For all my friends in marketing, this is for us and is so totally spot on.
I took a break for the software development project I got put on. No, not marketing it, coding it.
December 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Have you ever looked at an Excel sheet and wondered what the ever living fuck they were thinking when they put it together?
Like, did you get a middle schooler to put this kinda mission critical bit of infrastructure together?!
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December 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
So the next time your boss complains about you misplacing something at work, remind them that it could be WAY worse. Though, who hasn't put a pen down on their desk only to find it right where you left it later that day?

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MSN
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December 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Um, "written" by...?
December 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Seriously some of the most gorgeous rulebooks out there. Plus, they're pretty great and totally versatile rulesets.
December 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Drove to work and found a dozen electric company trucks including one with a trailer holding three giant spools of wire.

So it's a work from day it seems. My kids and wife are all home from school today. Today is going to be so productive.
a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and the words `` sure '' written on his face .
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December 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I really love Tuvan throat singing. This really makes my day.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEu7...
Ummet Ozcan - Mongolian Jingle Bells (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Ummet Ozcan
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December 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Uhhh, this is amazing? Gilbert, Sullivan, and Mordin would be so proud!
'Tis the season for some festive science songs.

If you've ever wanted to hear someone sing about a dimunitive tyranosaur then now is your chance
December 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I've known Rick Steves is a truly amazing and good person for a long time, but damn this has me tearing up. It's really nice to be reminded that there are still good people in this world.
December 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Well, my choice is losing an arm, getting kidnapped by a fat capitalist, maybe finding out some weird news about my family, or my friend stealing back his ride.
December 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
You want to find out what'll finally push people to getting the guillotines out?
This asshole is about to find out.
December 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Well at least we now know where the Ellison's money went that they would have otherwise spent on the other parts of their media empire.
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — TikTok signs deal to sell US unit to American investors, including Oracle, Silver Lake.
December 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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When your vibes are so bad you're asked to leave the cuck chair
Marco Rubio just straight up looks like a sad divorced man at a Motel 6.
December 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Man, the Sleaford Mods are going to end up bankrupt. They are clearly blowing right through their budgets and are mortgaging their future to create their music videos.
You'd think it's a Steven Speilberg production the production values are so high.
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Sleaford Mods Ft. Sue Tompkins - No Touch (Official Video)
YouTube video by Sleaford Mods
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December 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This serves as a good reminder that Uline is a truly horrid company. They literally do stuff like still forcing women employees to wear pantyhose in a perverse 80s dress code and have had NUMEROUS complaints and cases filed against them as well as being major Trump donors.
Q: The unemployment rate currently stands at 4.6%, the highest since the pandemic. So how do you inspire companies to hire people?

JD VANCE: You're talking about government sector jobs. We want to fire bureaucrats and hire these great Americans out here.
December 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Yellow-Red-Blue, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1925 (detail, rotated), 📸 by @riogiancarlo.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM