Scott🔒
@fatguyonabike.org
Miniature wargames, sumo, OS/2, OSRPG, disc golf.
Profoundly sardonic.
Ça Plane Pour Moi is the greatest song in history.
"And this kid, he's not a poser, he looks like a total nerd but his name is Mike, one of the most hardcore guys on the scene."
Profoundly sardonic.
Ça Plane Pour Moi is the greatest song in history.
"And this kid, he's not a poser, he looks like a total nerd but his name is Mike, one of the most hardcore guys on the scene."
I heard Diplomacy summed up nicely: Like Risk, but with more fist fights.
Of the four people who have played the game, three had experienced a fight breaking out because of Diplomacy.
Of the four people who have played the game, three had experienced a fight breaking out because of Diplomacy.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I heard Diplomacy summed up nicely: Like Risk, but with more fist fights.
Of the four people who have played the game, three had experienced a fight breaking out because of Diplomacy.
Of the four people who have played the game, three had experienced a fight breaking out because of Diplomacy.
What do we think about this send from the third base coach?
October 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
What do we think about this send from the third base coach?
Hey Amazon, how's that new ad network y'all have going? Any hiccups?
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Hey Amazon, how's that new ad network y'all have going? Any hiccups?
My head cannon was that it's Tim Colceri in the suit for Star Wars.
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My head cannon was that it's Tim Colceri in the suit for Star Wars.
It's the thing you get used to living in Texas, but don't see nearly as often elsewhere...everything, including steak and Scrub Daddy's being the shape of your state.
October 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It's the thing you get used to living in Texas, but don't see nearly as often elsewhere...everything, including steak and Scrub Daddy's being the shape of your state.
The map at this conference...yikes.
October 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The map at this conference...yikes.
The Dead Kennedys had it right in the 80s when it comes to Texas. Give me convenience or give me death.
October 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The Dead Kennedys had it right in the 80s when it comes to Texas. Give me convenience or give me death.
Nonprofit people feel me
September 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Nonprofit people feel me
I've hated Ted since we were in high school, but he's actually right.
September 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I've hated Ted since we were in high school, but he's actually right.
One of my all time favorite films. I can watch it and instantly transform back into that happy kid playing D&D and every other RPG under the sun with his friends in the shed. Such an awesome and fun fantasy romp with the best elf ever.
www.rottentomatoes.com/m/hawk_the_s...
www.rottentomatoes.com/m/hawk_the_s...
September 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
One of my all time favorite films. I can watch it and instantly transform back into that happy kid playing D&D and every other RPG under the sun with his friends in the shed. Such an awesome and fun fantasy romp with the best elf ever.
www.rottentomatoes.com/m/hawk_the_s...
www.rottentomatoes.com/m/hawk_the_s...
My friends in the UK can't fathom how rare as hen's teeth of a find this is in the US, much less Texas. Now if only this place has HP Sauce my life would be complete.
September 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
My friends in the UK can't fathom how rare as hen's teeth of a find this is in the US, much less Texas. Now if only this place has HP Sauce my life would be complete.
Truly two of the most glorious photos ever.
August 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Truly two of the most glorious photos ever.
If you see this post a tank.
August 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
If you see this post a tank.
God I love Texas.
This company is an ammunition wholesaler, concert ticket reseller, and CBD shop.
The inside is even weirder than you would ever imagine.
This challenges my favorite cigar store, Subway, ammo store not far from my house.
This company is an ammunition wholesaler, concert ticket reseller, and CBD shop.
The inside is even weirder than you would ever imagine.
This challenges my favorite cigar store, Subway, ammo store not far from my house.
August 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
God I love Texas.
This company is an ammunition wholesaler, concert ticket reseller, and CBD shop.
The inside is even weirder than you would ever imagine.
This challenges my favorite cigar store, Subway, ammo store not far from my house.
This company is an ammunition wholesaler, concert ticket reseller, and CBD shop.
The inside is even weirder than you would ever imagine.
This challenges my favorite cigar store, Subway, ammo store not far from my house.
Me: Hey Siri, can you show me the textbook example of you either flame out or you live long enough to become the monster you used to hate?
Siri:
Siri:
August 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Me: Hey Siri, can you show me the textbook example of you either flame out or you live long enough to become the monster you used to hate?
Siri:
Siri:
This never quits being useful. One of the better memes I've made.
August 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This never quits being useful. One of the better memes I've made.
I thought it was Lockheed has you covered. That would be very different.
August 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I thought it was Lockheed has you covered. That would be very different.
I was told that between my beard and the handlebar mustache every time they look at me, they keep expecting me to say to them something about keeping a stiff upper lip and that the Zulus are coming over the Mealy bags.
I think they're trying to say I look like Bob Hoskins in Zulu.
I think they're trying to say I look like Bob Hoskins in Zulu.
August 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I was told that between my beard and the handlebar mustache every time they look at me, they keep expecting me to say to them something about keeping a stiff upper lip and that the Zulus are coming over the Mealy bags.
I think they're trying to say I look like Bob Hoskins in Zulu.
I think they're trying to say I look like Bob Hoskins in Zulu.
New Achievement Unlocked:
Played Dixit with a group of four people, all of whom are on the spectrum with one being a lawyer, two engineers, and myself the marketing person.
It was...interesting. By far some of the most interesting Dixit games I've played.
Played Dixit with a group of four people, all of whom are on the spectrum with one being a lawyer, two engineers, and myself the marketing person.
It was...interesting. By far some of the most interesting Dixit games I've played.
August 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
New Achievement Unlocked:
Played Dixit with a group of four people, all of whom are on the spectrum with one being a lawyer, two engineers, and myself the marketing person.
It was...interesting. By far some of the most interesting Dixit games I've played.
Played Dixit with a group of four people, all of whom are on the spectrum with one being a lawyer, two engineers, and myself the marketing person.
It was...interesting. By far some of the most interesting Dixit games I've played.
Active weekend at a bunch of community events. Just two of the handouts I got. A diversity of opinions I'd say.
August 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Active weekend at a bunch of community events. Just two of the handouts I got. A diversity of opinions I'd say.
At least it's marginally better than putting ketchup on a Chilly Dog.
Marginally.
Marginally.
August 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
At least it's marginally better than putting ketchup on a Chilly Dog.
Marginally.
Marginally.
Saying goodbye to a very old friend. This bag has survived, more or less, for a decade and a half. Sooooooo many miles on this bag but I was down to one clip and it's finally full of holes. Timbuk2 makes a dang solid bag that proves the Sam Vimes Boot Theory.
August 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Saying goodbye to a very old friend. This bag has survived, more or less, for a decade and a half. Sooooooo many miles on this bag but I was down to one clip and it's finally full of holes. Timbuk2 makes a dang solid bag that proves the Sam Vimes Boot Theory.
Before I scrolled i thought it was Ryu on the toilet. Glad I scrolled. It's great.
August 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Before I scrolled i thought it was Ryu on the toilet. Glad I scrolled. It's great.
Damnit. Flaco Jimenez passed away. I must have seen him perform a dozen times. Freaking brilliant musician.
August 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Damnit. Flaco Jimenez passed away. I must have seen him perform a dozen times. Freaking brilliant musician.