Fake TV Critic
@faketvcritic.bsky.social
I complain about TV, even when I love it. Bravo, gay shit, Phillies, Hallmark Christmas movies... I contain multitudes. (He/him)
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Podcast: anchor.fm/faketvcritic
Serializd: https://srlzd.com/u/faketvcritic
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/5im4L
Podcast: anchor.fm/faketvcritic
Talk about bringing joy to the world!
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All I want for Christmas is for it to finally happen!
December 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Talk about bringing joy to the world!
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The Town Santa Forgot features a cartoon version of @brettwhite.bsky.social, voiced by Dick Van Dyke.
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The Town Santa Forgot features a cartoon version of @brettwhite.bsky.social, voiced by Dick Van Dyke.
Fun fact: my first job back in 2004 was at Chuck E. Cheese, and it was about as insane as you'd expect. So I was prepared to be retraumatized by the new Christmas special, but it's actually... really good? It's funny and cute and kooky and I might watch it again? 🎬📺 youtu.be/cY1yQbIbbrY?...
A Chuck E. Cheese Christmas | FULL MOVIE 2025 | Holiday Movie for Kids & Families
YouTube video by Chuck E. Cheese
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November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Fun fact: my first job back in 2004 was at Chuck E. Cheese, and it was about as insane as you'd expect. So I was prepared to be retraumatized by the new Christmas special, but it's actually... really good? It's funny and cute and kooky and I might watch it again? 🎬📺 youtu.be/cY1yQbIbbrY?...
Why are the Chiefs fans from the first movie randomly petting a reindeer at a Christmas tree lot in Buffalo? #HolidayTouchdown 🎬
a white rabbit from the secret life of pets is making a funny face with its mouth open .
ALT: a white rabbit from the secret life of pets is making a funny face with its mouth open .
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November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Why are the Chiefs fans from the first movie randomly petting a reindeer at a Christmas tree lot in Buffalo? #HolidayTouchdown 🎬
"Nothing like a trilogy to make people happy, am I right?"
No, Kimberly Sustad. You are so very wrong. #ThreeWisestMen
No, Kimberly Sustad. You are so very wrong. #ThreeWisestMen
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
"Nothing like a trilogy to make people happy, am I right?"
No, Kimberly Sustad. You are so very wrong. #ThreeWisestMen
No, Kimberly Sustad. You are so very wrong. #ThreeWisestMen
Play Nice got my vote!
Also... four of my top ten reads of the year are in this one category. Horror had an absolute moment in 2025! 📚
Also... four of my top ten reads of the year are in this one category. Horror had an absolute moment in 2025! 📚
Excited & honored to make the Goodreads Choice Awards longlist 💞 You can vote via link below ⬇️
Means a lot to me that this book with these themes has seemed to resonate. Here’s to all the crazy girls 😈💕
www.goodreads.com/choiceawards...
Means a lot to me that this book with these themes has seemed to resonate. Here’s to all the crazy girls 😈💕
www.goodreads.com/choiceawards...
Opening Round: Vote for the Readers' Favorite Horror of 2025!
Discover the Readers' Favorite Horror in the 2025 Goodreads Choice Awards.
www.goodreads.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Play Nice got my vote!
Also... four of my top ten reads of the year are in this one category. Horror had an absolute moment in 2025! 📚
Also... four of my top ten reads of the year are in this one category. Horror had an absolute moment in 2025! 📚
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You heard correctly! My 21st standup special, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the PTSD-List is out now on YouTube! That's right, YouTube. I wanted this one to be available for everyone, go watch it now and let me know what you think!
youtu.be/UF2REkRgUZA?...
youtu.be/UF2REkRgUZA?...
October 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You heard correctly! My 21st standup special, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the PTSD-List is out now on YouTube! That's right, YouTube. I wanted this one to be available for everyone, go watch it now and let me know what you think!
youtu.be/UF2REkRgUZA?...
youtu.be/UF2REkRgUZA?...
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For your consideration. 🥰
First round of voting starts today. To all the Voting Members of The Recording Academy, we would love your support and consideration. Thanks bunches! ❤️
Best Music Video: Tom Goss feat. Chris Conde (Bear Soup) 🐻
#grammys #recordingacademy #musicvideo #queerart #bearsoup
First round of voting starts today. To all the Voting Members of The Recording Academy, we would love your support and consideration. Thanks bunches! ❤️
Best Music Video: Tom Goss feat. Chris Conde (Bear Soup) 🐻
#grammys #recordingacademy #musicvideo #queerart #bearsoup
October 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
For your consideration. 🥰
First round of voting starts today. To all the Voting Members of The Recording Academy, we would love your support and consideration. Thanks bunches! ❤️
Best Music Video: Tom Goss feat. Chris Conde (Bear Soup) 🐻
#grammys #recordingacademy #musicvideo #queerart #bearsoup
First round of voting starts today. To all the Voting Members of The Recording Academy, we would love your support and consideration. Thanks bunches! ❤️
Best Music Video: Tom Goss feat. Chris Conde (Bear Soup) 🐻
#grammys #recordingacademy #musicvideo #queerart #bearsoup
Sounds like a great time to cancel your subscription!
Disney has announced the titles arriving on its Disney+ platform in October 2025. No major film premieres included, though the 1983 chiller SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES does hit the service in time for Halloween.
Here's the full breakdown: www.whentostream.com/news/e7c34f1...
Here's the full breakdown: www.whentostream.com/news/e7c34f1...
Here’s What’s Coming to Disney+ in October 2025 — When To Stream
Coming to Disney+ next month…
www.whentostream.com
September 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Sounds like a great time to cancel your subscription!
No Luke Macfarlane. No Rachel Karsten. No Katie Findlay. No Chandler Massey. No central queer male pairings. ☹️ #CountdowntoChristmas
September 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
No Luke Macfarlane. No Rachel Karsten. No Katie Findlay. No Chandler Massey. No central queer male pairings. ☹️ #CountdowntoChristmas
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Some news: yesterday was my last at Rolling Stone. For now, I'm going solo, doing all my TV reviewing, recapping, etc., at my newsletter. I hope you'll consider subscribing. Many more details here:
Don't stop believing
Some news, as they say
alansepinwall.ghost.io
September 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Some news: yesterday was my last at Rolling Stone. For now, I'm going solo, doing all my TV reviewing, recapping, etc., at my newsletter. I hope you'll consider subscribing. Many more details here:
Hey straight white girls on TikTok, listening to Trixie and Katya's podcast does not give you the privilege of using the word "gooning," especially incorrectly.
August 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Hey straight white girls on TikTok, listening to Trixie and Katya's podcast does not give you the privilege of using the word "gooning," especially incorrectly.
God, I hate Joey Nolfi.
July 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
God, I hate Joey Nolfi.
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A thing I never thought I would be able to say about #DragRace: Let's just get to the merge already.
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'RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars' 10x09 Recap
'All Stars' 10 Bracket 3 closes out in a predictable yet messy fashion, one that's not going to quell the unwarranted hate.
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June 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
A thing I never thought I would be able to say about #DragRace: Let's just get to the merge already.
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Never thought I'd be jealous of Red Sox fans 😢
Hallmark will celebrate Christmas in July at Fenway Park on July 1, with holiday Red Sox hats and appearances from Taylor Cole, Andrew Walker, Benjamin Ayres and Nikki DeLoach. Ginna Claire Mason will sing the anthem, and Wes Brown will throw out the first pitch.
🎟️ www.mlb.com/redsox/ticke...
🎟️ www.mlb.com/redsox/ticke...
June 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Never thought I'd be jealous of Red Sox fans 😢
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EAST COAST TOUR starts tomorrow in Philly! Get your tickets, grab a friend, and come get a bear hug!
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Tom Goss - Bear Friends Furever Tour
Tom Goss - Bear Friends Furever Tour
nfan.link
May 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
EAST COAST TOUR starts tomorrow in Philly! Get your tickets, grab a friend, and come get a bear hug!
nfan.link/tom-goss-shows
nfan.link/tom-goss-shows
The main problem with Survivor is Jeff Probst, but they'll never fire him, even though he's pretty much singlehandedly ruined the show in the last few years.
May 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The main problem with Survivor is Jeff Probst, but they'll never fire him, even though he's pretty much singlehandedly ruined the show in the last few years.
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Isr*el's song was SO BAD that I cannot accept their ridiculous audience score as anything other than .... pointed? Like, a very unsettling statement from the whole of Europe?? Because like, it was a terrible song! A total nothing of a song! What is happening!
May 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Isr*el's song was SO BAD that I cannot accept their ridiculous audience score as anything other than .... pointed? Like, a very unsettling statement from the whole of Europe?? Because like, it was a terrible song! A total nothing of a song! What is happening!
Fuck Israel. Fuck Eurovision.
I hated that Austrian song, but thank GOD the European public saw something I didn't.
I hated that Austrian song, but thank GOD the European public saw something I didn't.
May 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Fuck Israel. Fuck Eurovision.
I hated that Austrian song, but thank GOD the European public saw something I didn't.
I hated that Austrian song, but thank GOD the European public saw something I didn't.
The UK never even comes close, but I have to say I love Remember Monday and their video singing Celine Dion in a parking garage will always be legendary. #Eurovision2025
www.tiktok.com/@remembermon...
www.tiktok.com/@remembermon...
As you can see it’s freezing in the UK #celinedion #itsallcomingbacktomenow #makethisgoviral #singingtiktok #carparksinging
TikTok video by Remember Monday
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May 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The UK never even comes close, but I have to say I love Remember Monday and their video singing Celine Dion in a parking garage will always be legendary. #Eurovision2025
www.tiktok.com/@remembermon...
www.tiktok.com/@remembermon...
Emmy and two-time Oscar nominee Naomi Watts
Emmy winner Niecy Nash
Emmy winner Sarah Paulson
Three-time Emmy winner and eight-time Oscar nominee Glenn Close
All billed underneath.... Kim Kardashian 🫣 #AllsFair 📺
Emmy winner Niecy Nash
Emmy winner Sarah Paulson
Three-time Emmy winner and eight-time Oscar nominee Glenn Close
All billed underneath.... Kim Kardashian 🫣 #AllsFair 📺
May 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Emmy and two-time Oscar nominee Naomi Watts
Emmy winner Niecy Nash
Emmy winner Sarah Paulson
Three-time Emmy winner and eight-time Oscar nominee Glenn Close
All billed underneath.... Kim Kardashian 🫣 #AllsFair 📺
Emmy winner Niecy Nash
Emmy winner Sarah Paulson
Three-time Emmy winner and eight-time Oscar nominee Glenn Close
All billed underneath.... Kim Kardashian 🫣 #AllsFair 📺
Never fuck with Frendo, but do go see #ClownInACornfield. @adamcesare.bsky.social's trilogy is a pitch black comedic slasher satire, and the movie matches the first book's madcap urgency and over the top splatters. An absolutely delightful way to spend an afternoon. 🤡🌽🎬
May 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Never fuck with Frendo, but do go see #ClownInACornfield. @adamcesare.bsky.social's trilogy is a pitch black comedic slasher satire, and the movie matches the first book's madcap urgency and over the top splatters. An absolutely delightful way to spend an afternoon. 🤡🌽🎬
Fully obsessed with how old school @phoenixatl.bsky.social is. Like that bitch still ties a pair of pantyhose on her head instead of wearing a wig cap. This is the classic scrappy early-season energy #DragRace needs. I love her. #AllStars10 📺
May 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Fully obsessed with how old school @phoenixatl.bsky.social is. Like that bitch still ties a pair of pantyhose on her head instead of wearing a wig cap. This is the classic scrappy early-season energy #DragRace needs. I love her. #AllStars10 📺
Went to Giovanni's Room in Philly and picked up some new(er) editions of books from my favorite series to replace copies from the 80s that were falling apart, as well as one of the later installments I only read digitally. Support local bookstores ❤️📚 #IndependentBookstoreDay
April 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Went to Giovanni's Room in Philly and picked up some new(er) editions of books from my favorite series to replace copies from the 80s that were falling apart, as well as one of the later installments I only read digitally. Support local bookstores ❤️📚 #IndependentBookstoreDay