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Fake TV Critic
@faketvcritic.bsky.social
I complain about TV, even when I love it. Bravo, gay shit, Phillies, Hallmark Christmas movies... I contain multitudes. (He/him)
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Podcast: anchor.fm/faketvcritic
The Town Santa Forgot features a cartoon version of @brettwhite.bsky.social, voiced by Dick Van Dyke.
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
No Luke Macfarlane. No Rachel Karsten. No Katie Findlay. No Chandler Massey. No central queer male pairings. ☹️ #CountdowntoChristmas
September 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Could be old copy that needs updating for season two, but the Hallmark website says it's a leading role this year
September 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
August 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
God, I hate Joey Nolfi.
July 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Emmy and two-time Oscar nominee Naomi Watts

Emmy winner Niecy Nash

Emmy winner Sarah Paulson

Three-time Emmy winner and eight-time Oscar nominee Glenn Close

All billed underneath.... Kim Kardashian 🫣 #AllsFair 📺
May 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Fully obsessed with how old school @phoenixatl.bsky.social is. Like that bitch still ties a pair of pantyhose on her head instead of wearing a wig cap. This is the classic scrappy early-season energy #DragRace needs. I love her. #AllStars10 📺
May 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Went to Giovanni's Room in Philly and picked up some new(er) editions of books from my favorite series to replace copies from the 80s that were falling apart, as well as one of the later installments I only read digitally. Support local bookstores ❤️📚 #IndependentBookstoreDay
April 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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April 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Jewels dressed as a toilet paper doll for the finale. #DragRace
April 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
April 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Never thought we'd see a pile of dog poop bags be declared fashion on #DragRace but here we are.
February 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Tweeted this when production was underway. I feel like I'm basically a producer. #TheTraitorsUS
January 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Started crying on the way home from seeing Queer over that scene where Eugene can feel Lee touching his ribs even though Lee's hands aren't on him, and then it started pouring down rain so cried even harder anyway how are you all doing on this little app?
December 30, 2024 at 3:59 AM
We're hitting a new low next week when we get the annual Princess for Christmas movie combined with the annual military propaganda movie 😭
December 1, 2024 at 1:54 PM