Fuck you. 🏳️‍🌈

Black Christmas 1974
Christmas Evil
Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 and 5
Better Watch Out

(Honorable mention to Krampus, which I love but would personally consider more comedy than horror)

Sending you love and healing vibes 💚

Less rigorously scientific?! They surveyed almost 2,000 people! That's like 0.00000006% of the country's population they're generalizing about!,

I got to the end and thought the four episodes could (and should) have been one episode. It felt like nothing was really happening most of the time, and then to hang the biggest development on the weakest actor while keeping the best actor in the wings for most of the 5 hour run time? 😬

Where do I send my writing sample?! It's hysterical!

I feel like @aduralde.bsky.social has this one in the bag.

It'll also be airing directly opposite Food Network's Holiday Baking Championship.

Omg finally! 😭

Could be old copy that needs updating for season two, but the Hallmark website says it's a leading role this year