Stone Cold Stephen F. Austin
@fakemarcusallen.bsky.social
Engineer, Ex-Ex-Pat, Longhorn Fan.
Its Saturday!
Post a cartoon tv series you love 📺
Post a cartoon tv series you love 📺
June 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Its Saturday!
Post a cartoon tv series you love 📺
Post a cartoon tv series you love 📺
March 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
@ellebell31.bsky.social
Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day!
I don’t want you to be mine.
I want you to be yours with me.
I want you to be yours with me.
February 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
@ellebell31.bsky.social
Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day!
I’m going to drive my Camry into a bleach factory
February 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
@mcuban.bsky.social You sold the team to the devil. I will never forgive you for putting the team in the hands of these heartless bastards. I hope your soul never rests.
February 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
@mcuban.bsky.social You sold the team to the devil. I will never forgive you for putting the team in the hands of these heartless bastards. I hope your soul never rests.
Just reading through these replies, I'm very glad I've never read a book or associated with someone who has.
Sure but if you’re an adult you should mostly read books for adults let’s be real here
Just a reminder that the books we call "children's books" are really books written for an audience that includes children, but excludes absolutely no-one at all. They are BOOKS FOR EVERYONE - and you can never, ever be too old to read them, and to love them!
January 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Just reading through these replies, I'm very glad I've never read a book or associated with someone who has.
Me blowing my nose in the morning
December 7, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Me blowing my nose in the morning
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thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event
November 28, 2024 at 3:25 PM
thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event
Love beating the Wild. Go Stars. #TexasHockey
November 17, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Love beating the Wild. Go Stars. #TexasHockey
How I feel when my wife shows me attention
November 16, 2024 at 1:01 PM
How I feel when my wife shows me attention
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If you’re a Longhorn fan or a fan of Longhorn fans or know any Longhorn fans who might want to know about other Longhorn fans, consider giving this a retweet
Made a Starter Pack for Longhorns joining BlueSky.
Let me know if I missed anybody
go.bsky.app/SQwF9hF
Let me know if I missed anybody
go.bsky.app/SQwF9hF
November 14, 2024 at 5:04 PM
If you’re a Longhorn fan or a fan of Longhorn fans or know any Longhorn fans who might want to know about other Longhorn fans, consider giving this a retweet
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This is how Topo looks at you if you scratch his hind quarters.
September 20, 2024 at 11:28 AM
This is how Topo looks at you if you scratch his hind quarters.
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BONUS TWEET:
The @dallasmavs advance to the #NBAFinals presented by @YouTubeTV!
Game 1: Thursday, 6/6 at 8:30pm/et on ABC
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The @dallasmavs advance to the #NBAFinals presented by @YouTubeTV!
Game 1: Thursday, 6/6 at 8:30pm/et on ABC
x.com/NBA/status/1...
May 31, 2024 at 3:00 AM
BONUS TWEET:
The @dallasmavs advance to the #NBAFinals presented by @YouTubeTV!
Game 1: Thursday, 6/6 at 8:30pm/et on ABC
x.com/NBA/status/1...
The @dallasmavs advance to the #NBAFinals presented by @YouTubeTV!
Game 1: Thursday, 6/6 at 8:30pm/et on ABC
x.com/NBA/status/1...
Irresponsibly screaming at a bad call in game 1/162.
March 29, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Irresponsibly screaming at a bad call in game 1/162.
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Thanks to The Last Boy Scout anytime there’s a primetime game with heavy rainfall I keep expecting the running back to pull a gun
November 19, 2023 at 1:11 AM
Thanks to The Last Boy Scout anytime there’s a primetime game with heavy rainfall I keep expecting the running back to pull a gun
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"SpaceX" is short for "Space eXplosion"
November 18, 2023 at 5:27 PM
"SpaceX" is short for "Space eXplosion"
Martylarry.
I'm Gregrandy.
November 16, 2023 at 1:02 PM
Martylarry.
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ESPN will begin 2024 MLB season with Rangers-Cubs broadcast on Opening Night
ESPN will begin 2024 MLB season with Rangers-Cubs broadcast on Opening Night
Fresh off of their first World Championship, the Texas Rangers will host the Chicago Cubs on ESPN as the Opening Night game.
dlvr.it
November 13, 2023 at 7:10 PM
ESPN will begin 2024 MLB season with Rangers-Cubs broadcast on Opening Night
Finally
November 13, 2023 at 12:43 AM
Finally