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Parody website, statements may not be indicative of truth or factual evidence. I can't afford to get sued | Profile pic by https://bsky.app/profile/turnbaseddave.bsky.social | Banner by https://bsky.app/profile/jeffpennington.bsky.social
I’ll just come out and say it: GDT’s Frankenstein is dull, pretentious, and overlong.

If I wanted to watch rich white assholes play god I’d still be on Twitter. 🤷‍♂️
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Again: people who earnestly interact with Grok are asking a Nazi chatbot to dance for them, and I lose respect for the people who should know better every time
High end wealth inequality allows for shit like this
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If you're a turn-based strategy buff, you're definitely going to want to check out The Great Villainess: Strategy of Lily.

It's wild, it's gorgeous, and it's in contention for our 2025 game of the year. Read the full review at the link below. #WelcomeToEZIYODA
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The Great Villainess: Strategy of Lily Review (PC)
Awesome lesbian couple, evil and intimidating horse.
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November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Imagine seeing this in the real world.

Imagine resisting the urge to climb in to see if you get launched into a bonus stage.

These are the rigours of reality nobody warns you about.
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:

- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Things that are important today at EZIYODA HQ:

1. The Toronto Blue Jays

2. Halloween

3. Bulbasaur
October 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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IMDb's rating system is bad, unless you factor in it being bad. aftermath.site/imdb-review-sc...
The Sweet Spot Of IMDb Is 6.3-7.6  - Aftermath
IMDb's scoring system is useless and conceptually poor, unless you account for that ahead of time and assume it's wrong.
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October 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
That’s pretty nifty. #pokemonlegendsza
October 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Why yes, I am having a very busy day today.
October 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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The artificial intelligence and robotics being developed by multi-billionaires will allow corporate America to wipe out tens of millions of decent-paying jobs, cut labor costs and boost profits.

What happens to working class people who can’t find jobs because they don’t exist?
AI Could Wipe Out the Working Class | Sen. Bernie Sanders
YouTube video by Senator Bernie Sanders
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October 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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I love Toejam & Earl
October 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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‘Tis the season!👹💀🤞🦇
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October 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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October 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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This and a PWHL game.
October 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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The Sora AI thing is proof of something very important: The technology itself is useless without the ability to use the likenesses of real, living, unpredictable people, and the art they create. And the only way to get those likenesses or that art is to summarily steal it.
October 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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It’s my birthday! Which isn’t super exciting but what would be is if you RT my art around today to celebrate. I’d appreciate it and maybe someone looking to hire an artist could find me!

More at jeffpennington.art ✌️
October 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Dude, fuck technology.

This bullshit should be illegal.
October 1, 2025 at 7:17 AM
We've got one last trick up our sleeve for Resident Evil Week 2025, and it's the gooey, crunchy hand of Ethan Winters.

Love him or hate him, we're giving him his flowers one final time ahead of Requiem next year. Grace Ashcroft... you're up!! #WelcomeToEZIYODA

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Why Ethan Winters Was One of Resident Evil's Best Protagonists After All
You gotta hand it to him.
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September 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
There's nothing quite like experiencing an impactful video game for the first time... This time, it was Kristina Ebanez who went toe-to-toe with the Baker brood in Resident Evil 7: Biohazard.

How was the journey? This recap will reveal all!! #WelcomeToEZIYODA

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First Person, full panic: Experiencing Resident Evil 7 for the first time
The ultimate scream fest awaits…
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September 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
What's your favourite part of Resident Evil Week on EZIYODA? The part where we look back on the Paul W. S. Anderson movies? Nah, me neither.

In the latest miserable edition of #TheAllTimeScariest, we chronicle chapter four. Please, let us just rest. #WelcomeToEZIYODA
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How Scary is Resident Evil: Afterlife? Answered
Afterlife, and after I stopped caring.
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September 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Resident Evil is somewhat hit or miss with its bosses, but in the case of the multiplayer entry Outbreak, it skews much more towards the miss category.

It's time to pay "tribute" to the Giant Leech, aka the legendary franchise's most woeful boss. #WelcomeToEZIYODA

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This is the Worst Boss in All of Resident Evil
Suck it up, baby.
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September 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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I got to write another article for EZIYODA!

This one’s chock full of jokes and japes but plenty of jeers for a series of decisions that tanked the explosive 90’s popularity of Resident Evil’s first protagonist and poster child - Jill Valentine.

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September 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Resident Evil is popular for many reasons. Missing amongst those reasons, however, is the consistency of its protagonists.

Today, @jeffpennington.art drops in to tell us how Jill Valentine's design goes from hot to not over the span of a few years. #WelcomeToEZIYODA
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To Beret or Not To Beret – Capcom’s Resident Fumble
Change for change’s sake?
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September 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Resident Evil 0 made the divisive decision to remove item boxes, but thankfully still kept its typewriters intact.

And you know what that means — save rooms to record your progress! As part of Resident Evil Week, we've ranked all 12 of them. All aboard! #WelcomeToEZIYODA
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All 12 Save Rooms in Resident Evil Remake, Ranked
Please store your luggage safely on the floor.
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September 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM