Existincomedy
@existincrisis.bsky.social
The Temu version of a stand up comedian/photographer. Wasting away in a coal town in PA. My wife’s favorite princess. Very part time co-host of the Full Send Rejects podcast. Very full time host of “Hey! Remember that…”
#Deathmatch wrestling is forever.
#Deathmatch wrestling is forever.
Jesus Christ, it’s like the fucking Price is Right.
March 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Jesus Christ, it’s like the fucking Price is Right.
Soooo like…when we gonna let Joe go? He’s gone, man.
March 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Soooo like…when we gonna let Joe go? He’s gone, man.
I brushed up on my French Revolution history today.
No reason, just felt like telling you guys.
No reason, just felt like telling you guys.
March 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I brushed up on my French Revolution history today.
No reason, just felt like telling you guys.
No reason, just felt like telling you guys.
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Donold says he’s standing up for persecuted Christians…unless they’re Catholic bishops pleading for mercy, then they’re ‘radical leftists.’
February 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Donold says he’s standing up for persecuted Christians…unless they’re Catholic bishops pleading for mercy, then they’re ‘radical leftists.’
I fucking love that city.
funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
February 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I fucking love that city.
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
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If an NFL coach gives me all the credit for his Super Bowl win, the least he can do is send me a ring.
February 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
If an NFL coach gives me all the credit for his Super Bowl win, the least he can do is send me a ring.
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Very happy that a city I both like and am completely terrified of won
February 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Very happy that a city I both like and am completely terrified of won
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We all know prayers are useless, but don't overlook the fact that thoughts are also useless.
January 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
We all know prayers are useless, but don't overlook the fact that thoughts are also useless.
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As a former smoker, I can tell who is actually smoking in a movie and I feel like it's our little secret 😎
December 16, 2024 at 2:24 AM
As a former smoker, I can tell who is actually smoking in a movie and I feel like it's our little secret 😎
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I think it's important to remember that humans have been consuming cannabis throughout our entire existence pharohs were ripping vape carts and eating gummies just like you
December 13, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I think it's important to remember that humans have been consuming cannabis throughout our entire existence pharohs were ripping vape carts and eating gummies just like you
Jumping from the other place to here gets real confusing when you’re trying to post wrestling stuff while 3 dabs deep.
December 7, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Jumping from the other place to here gets real confusing when you’re trying to post wrestling stuff while 3 dabs deep.
December 7, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I’ve also had an influx, so, welcome. Expect a heavy dose of deathmatch wrestling and almost nothing more. 👍🏻
Over the course of today, my follower count on bluesky passed my follower count on twitter.
December 7, 2024 at 12:06 AM
I’ve also had an influx, so, welcome. Expect a heavy dose of deathmatch wrestling and almost nothing more. 👍🏻
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Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on tonight.
The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.
🦌🦌🦌
The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.
🦌🦌🦌
December 6, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on tonight.
The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.
🦌🦌🦌
The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.
🦌🦌🦌
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
December 6, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
First off, keep it up!
Secondly, I’m coming up on 2 months and the thought of a hangover is enough to not want a drink.
Secondly, I’m coming up on 2 months and the thought of a hangover is enough to not want a drink.
I honestly don't think I'll ever drink alcohol again. Now I've gone 6 months without it, what would be the point?
December 6, 2024 at 11:09 PM
First off, keep it up!
Secondly, I’m coming up on 2 months and the thought of a hangover is enough to not want a drink.
Secondly, I’m coming up on 2 months and the thought of a hangover is enough to not want a drink.
This is the level of Twitter now. Full blown Nazi propaganda profile and no one bats a fuckin eye.
November 30, 2024 at 8:52 PM
This is the level of Twitter now. Full blown Nazi propaganda profile and no one bats a fuckin eye.
November 30, 2024 at 1:23 AM
November 30, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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well i think that matt eberflus is the best football coach in the whole world
November 28, 2024 at 9:01 PM
well i think that matt eberflus is the best football coach in the whole world
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the thing is it's actually good that there's growth and new people, that's real. but also, a month ago I could say "nationalize the banks and make the 32-hour workweek law" and like 50 people would say "right on" and that'd be it. now the Milt Friedman Fan Club shows up and just starts farting
November 26, 2024 at 10:56 PM
the thing is it's actually good that there's growth and new people, that's real. but also, a month ago I could say "nationalize the banks and make the 32-hour workweek law" and like 50 people would say "right on" and that'd be it. now the Milt Friedman Fan Club shows up and just starts farting
If your whole personality is not liking something I can only assume you’re a real fun hang and probably super interesting to talk to.
November 26, 2024 at 8:20 PM
If your whole personality is not liking something I can only assume you’re a real fun hang and probably super interesting to talk to.
Checked in on the Twitter. Except for the wrestling dudes it’s uh…woah it’s real out of hand real quick like.
They’re turning on wounded veterans now.
They’re turning on wounded veterans now.
November 26, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Checked in on the Twitter. Except for the wrestling dudes it’s uh…woah it’s real out of hand real quick like.
They’re turning on wounded veterans now.
They’re turning on wounded veterans now.