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SCIENCE FICTION | DOUBLE FEATURE
Sci Fi Author | SFWA
Wokey McFuckYou |
Neuro-Vanilla |
THE DENT IN THE UNIVERSE |
THE AURORA'S PALE LIGHT |
THE KINGDOM OF NOD (QUERYING) |
https://magicgenius.co/books/

Oh, and Fuck ICE.
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Your random reminder that I’ve got a starter pack for #ScienceFiction creators, reviewers, and fans. If you make #SciFi, if you’re a reviewer devoted to sci-fi, or if you’re an uber sci-fi fan and you want to be in on the fun, leave me a comment.

#WritingCommunity
#BookSky 📚🪐

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life coach: ask yourself, who would I be if nobody was watching?

me: Jabba the Hutt covered in cats sprawled on my couch eating cheese puffs and watching Supernatural reruns
February 14, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I've reached the age where that ache I'm experiencing in my forearm might be a touch of the rheumatism.

Whee.
February 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Mark Zuckerberg and Donald trump have both only had the one job and they've always been the boss.

How likely is it that they think like a normal person?
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I'm more interested in your MC's work history than I am in what they've got in their pockets.

Or their love history.

How did they get here and what made them so 'fraid of THAT THING IN THE CORNER?
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Happy James Cook Getting What He Deserved Day!
February 14, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I never knew Matt Damon was such a fan of Armadillos.
What’s the weirdest animal in the world? Here are 5 mind-blowing facts about the nine-banded armadillo (aka Mexican long-nosed armadillo)!

This one has historically been called Dasypus novemcinctus, now mostly called as D. mexicanus

#wildlife #critter #animal #animals #nature #armadillo
February 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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Absolutely beautiful Steve Sack
February 14, 2026 at 1:54 PM
If you don't know anything and you're uninterested in learning anything, the output of most AI looks pretty good.

But if you're an expert it looks fucked up and to a student it's teaching them fucked up shit.

So who is it for? Idiots.
February 14, 2026 at 4:39 PM
This is one of my scheduled days to do nothing.

It is the epitome of self-care.
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
You have to love nerds who use science to make superhero movies.
Gaussian Splatting in Superman! What does that even mean?! I don't know! Sit down and watch this with me!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxd-...
Gaussian Splatting in Superman | Framestore
YouTube video by Framestore
www.youtube.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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Happy Lupercalia Day!

Possibly the original Valentine’s Day celebrated by the Romans.

A fertility celebration, honoring Faunus the agriculture god, Romulus and Remus.

And to gently slap women and crops with goat hides dipped in blood. 🩸

What? 🤷‍♀️It helps with fertility. 😆
a group of goats are standing next to each other in a dirt field .
ALT: a group of goats are standing next to each other in a dirt field .
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Your random reminder that I’ve got a starter pack for #ScienceFiction creators, reviewers, and fans. If you make #SciFi, if you’re a reviewer devoted to sci-fi, or if you’re an uber sci-fi fan and you want to be in on the fun, leave me a comment.

#WritingCommunity
#BookSky 📚🪐

go.bsky.app/5BL1giA
February 14, 2026 at 3:07 PM
The thing to bear in mind about Ring as an organization and about their founder: They thought the universal surveillance state being sold as a way to find dogs was such a great idea that they paid for a Super Bowl ad! tthey thought folks would love it. They were blindsided by the blowback.
February 14, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Happy Valentine's Day!
February 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
One thing I hate about queries or loglines is that some great books could not be adequately crammed into either.

I mean, give me a logline or a query hook for The World According to Garp.
February 14, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Mike Nesmith wrote this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUvL...
NEW 📀 Different Drum - Linda Ronstadt & The Stone Poneys {Stereo} 1967
YouTube video by Smurfstools Oldies Music Time Machine
www.youtube.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Fury (2014) is a really beautiful film about the really horrible final days of WWII as seen through the eyes of an American tank crew that has seen too much and their new recruit who'se never seen a day of combat. Brad Pitt is heartbreaking, as is Shia LaBeouf. It is brutal, bloody, and graphic.
February 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
This continiues to be one of the very few funny bits about the Trump administration.
"There's a horse loose in the hospital."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhkZ...
There's a Horse In The Hospital | John Mulaney | Netflix Is A Joke
YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I get flummoxed when someone I know actually calls me. I never use my phone as a phone anymore.
February 13, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Dear @arstechnica.com :
Read the room. The world doesn't need articles promoting AI like it's another iPhone. It needs articles investigating how bad AI is for the environment, for our electric and water bills, and for investors eventually.

We don't need comparisons of the different offerings.
February 13, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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Hey all!
Rocksteady is looking! DM me!

-Sound Designer
-Engine Programmer
-Senior Cinematic Artist
-Technical Artist
-Senior Environment Artist
-Lead Programmer
-Senior Gameplay Programmer
-Senior Technical Animator
-Lead Technical Animator
-Lead Rendering Programmer

www.rocksteadyltd.com
Welcome to Rocksteady Studios
Rocksteady Site
www.rocksteadyltd.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:11 AM
No white person uses the n-word casually without practice and a family environment that fosters it.

My family never said it. I was blown away when I met families who did.

www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...
HGTV cancels 'Rehab Addict' after star Nicole Curtis uses a racial epithet during filming
In video obtained by a celebrity news website, the host can be heard using a slur against Black people.
www.nbcnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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Hey definitely call your senators about this. Like seriously.
BREAKING: The House passed the so-called SAVE America Act which threatens to upend our freedom to vote.

The bill could disenfranchise millions of eligible voters by requiring documents like passports or birth certificates to register to vote and forcing voter roll purges. The Senate must reject it.
February 12, 2026 at 3:29 AM
1990 was the peak of Reba McEntire's career.
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Lifelock is a fear peddling scam.
February 13, 2026 at 2:24 AM