EvtheMage
@evthemage.bsky.social
Bi. He/Him. ❤️Harley Brogen 10/30/17❤️ Host/editor/producer for Striktly Worst #MTG. I stream some Tuesdays. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMekbN8dK/
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Time for a THANKSGIVEAWAY! 🦃
The winner will receive 1 Commander Masters set booster & Star Wars Pod Racer for Gameboy color! Yes, the rumble pack works. 😃
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Good luck! 🥂
The winner will receive 1 Commander Masters set booster & Star Wars Pod Racer for Gameboy color! Yes, the rumble pack works. 😃
To Enter:
Like: 1 entry 🍗
Repost: 1 entry 🥧
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Comment w/ a Thanksgiving card: 1 entry 🍂
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Good luck! 🥂
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Time for a THANKSGIVEAWAY! 🦃
The winner will receive 1 Commander Masters set booster & Star Wars Pod Racer for Gameboy color! Yes, the rumble pack works. 😃
To Enter:
Like: 1 entry 🍗
Repost: 1 entry 🥧
Follow: 1 entry 🍁
Comment w/ a Thanksgiving card: 1 entry 🍂
NA only, ends 21Nov25
Good luck! 🥂
The winner will receive 1 Commander Masters set booster & Star Wars Pod Racer for Gameboy color! Yes, the rumble pack works. 😃
To Enter:
Like: 1 entry 🍗
Repost: 1 entry 🥧
Follow: 1 entry 🍁
Comment w/ a Thanksgiving card: 1 entry 🍂
NA only, ends 21Nov25
Good luck! 🥂
This is why we work the soul crushing jobs. So I can come home to instant serotonin from this bungus
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 AM
This is why we work the soul crushing jobs. So I can come home to instant serotonin from this bungus
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Going off the deep end today and putting everyone onto braised duck neck and spam musubi
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Going off the deep end today and putting everyone onto braised duck neck and spam musubi
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Pre release is coming up and I forgot about it! If anyone wants to commission a tuxedo alter from me I'm opening a spot to help pay for that event!
Updated Commission Pricelist!
I am a Magic: The Gathering Card Alterist!
I've painted Over 3000 Alters for Clients All over the world!
I paint Primarily using Acrylics, All alters are one of a Kind and Hand painted!
Check Replies for Examples of my work!
I am a Magic: The Gathering Card Alterist!
I've painted Over 3000 Alters for Clients All over the world!
I paint Primarily using Acrylics, All alters are one of a Kind and Hand painted!
Check Replies for Examples of my work!
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Pre release is coming up and I forgot about it! If anyone wants to commission a tuxedo alter from me I'm opening a spot to help pay for that event!
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Won the last RCQ in my area with Vivi's last moments :) any grinders in Chicago?
I can finally tag @fireshoes.bsky.social 😭😭😭😭
I can finally tag @fireshoes.bsky.social 😭😭😭😭
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Won the last RCQ in my area with Vivi's last moments :) any grinders in Chicago?
I can finally tag @fireshoes.bsky.social 😭😭😭😭
I can finally tag @fireshoes.bsky.social 😭😭😭😭
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i’m finally watching Hazbin season 2. pray for my soul and current hyperfixation(s)
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
i’m finally watching Hazbin season 2. pray for my soul and current hyperfixation(s)
I can appreciate that it’s at least not trying to tell me to relax
November 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I can appreciate that it’s at least not trying to tell me to relax
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![A riff on the famous Mike Primavera (@primawesome) tweet about shelter cats and coyotes, with substitutions in brackets
My neighbor told me [Republicans] keep eating his [vulnerable minority groups] so I asked how many [minorities] he has and he said he just [Votes Blue, No Matter Who] and gets a new [minority] afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding [vulnerable minorities] to Republicans and then his daughter started crying.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z3vj3sznbplg35cnfx4dtvss/bafkreig2ukd3sswlxg2g3py5t23jjs6dzdizqk67wuw7ddrdv6wgrgbjpi@jpeg)
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They're doing the same shit they did to millenials to Gen Z now and we need to use it to unify everyone into turning this country into the proper prosperous place it can be by taxing the fuck out of the people who have destroyed it
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”
archive.ph/2TI8J
archive.ph/2TI8J
November 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
They're doing the same shit they did to millenials to Gen Z now and we need to use it to unify everyone into turning this country into the proper prosperous place it can be by taxing the fuck out of the people who have destroyed it
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Put in for a raise after doing another person and a half’s job (this is quantifiable, we been short a person and we only have an apprentice) for the last four months.
Didn’t get a yes.
Did get asked to come in early tomorrow.
Didn’t get a yes.
Did get asked to come in early tomorrow.
October 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Put in for a raise after doing another person and a half’s job (this is quantifiable, we been short a person and we only have an apprentice) for the last four months.
Didn’t get a yes.
Did get asked to come in early tomorrow.
Didn’t get a yes.
Did get asked to come in early tomorrow.
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Still waiting on my apology for being painted as The Crashout™️ bc my old sous couldn't do his job and now I'm lauded for all I do again bc I don't have some fuck ass clown trying to be me
Put in for a raise after doing another person and a half’s job (this is quantifiable, we been short a person and we only have an apprentice) for the last four months.
Didn’t get a yes.
Did get asked to come in early tomorrow.
Didn’t get a yes.
Did get asked to come in early tomorrow.
October 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Still waiting on my apology for being painted as The Crashout™️ bc my old sous couldn't do his job and now I'm lauded for all I do again bc I don't have some fuck ass clown trying to be me
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October 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Day 82!
I'm not saying WotC is SpongeBob, only that a connection _could_ be made. I, on the other hand, am definitely Patrick Starfish.
@magic.wizards.com
#GoblinKing
I'm not saying WotC is SpongeBob, only that a connection _could_ be made. I, on the other hand, am definitely Patrick Starfish.
@magic.wizards.com
#GoblinKing
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Day 82!
I'm not saying WotC is SpongeBob, only that a connection _could_ be made. I, on the other hand, am definitely Patrick Starfish.
@magic.wizards.com
#GoblinKing
I'm not saying WotC is SpongeBob, only that a connection _could_ be made. I, on the other hand, am definitely Patrick Starfish.
@magic.wizards.com
#GoblinKing
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If you have reached out to me to collaborate anytime in the last 6 months, please do so again.
Via here, email or Discord.
Thank you.
Via here, email or Discord.
Thank you.
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If you have reached out to me to collaborate anytime in the last 6 months, please do so again.
Via here, email or Discord.
Thank you.
Via here, email or Discord.
Thank you.
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The Knight Cafe is throwing our first Discord RTT on TTS!
The tournament will take place over the course of November with the rounds being one a week to be scheduled between you and your opponent to accommodate as many timezones and schedules as possible.
Relevant links below:
The tournament will take place over the course of November with the rounds being one a week to be scheduled between you and your opponent to accommodate as many timezones and schedules as possible.
Relevant links below:
October 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The Knight Cafe is throwing our first Discord RTT on TTS!
The tournament will take place over the course of November with the rounds being one a week to be scheduled between you and your opponent to accommodate as many timezones and schedules as possible.
Relevant links below:
The tournament will take place over the course of November with the rounds being one a week to be scheduled between you and your opponent to accommodate as many timezones and schedules as possible.
Relevant links below:
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i hate to say it…
but the secret lair….?
not my cup of tea.
BUT ITS AN ABSOLUTE FLAVOR WIN!!!
SUPER CUTE JUST NOT MY BAG 😭
#MTGxATLA
( @darkpactcosplay.bsky.social please dont yell at me)
but the secret lair….?
not my cup of tea.
BUT ITS AN ABSOLUTE FLAVOR WIN!!!
SUPER CUTE JUST NOT MY BAG 😭
#MTGxATLA
( @darkpactcosplay.bsky.social please dont yell at me)
October 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
i hate to say it…
but the secret lair….?
not my cup of tea.
BUT ITS AN ABSOLUTE FLAVOR WIN!!!
SUPER CUTE JUST NOT MY BAG 😭
#MTGxATLA
( @darkpactcosplay.bsky.social please dont yell at me)
but the secret lair….?
not my cup of tea.
BUT ITS AN ABSOLUTE FLAVOR WIN!!!
SUPER CUTE JUST NOT MY BAG 😭
#MTGxATLA
( @darkpactcosplay.bsky.social please dont yell at me)
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Friend asked if we needed help with SNAP being suspended. Told her we're fine this month, but I know the food banks are gonna be overtaxed.
She signed up to help next week.
Let people know.
She signed up to help next week.
Let people know.
October 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Friend asked if we needed help with SNAP being suspended. Told her we're fine this month, but I know the food banks are gonna be overtaxed.
She signed up to help next week.
Let people know.
She signed up to help next week.
Let people know.
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Later this morning I’ll be on the Avatar debut stream! Come check it out! #wotcstaff
Water. Earth. Fire. Air. The four nations are making their way to Magic: The Gathering! Tune in to the #MTGxATLA Debut on 10/28 at 10am PT at www.youtube.com/@mtg.
October 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Later this morning I’ll be on the Avatar debut stream! Come check it out! #wotcstaff
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Yes you are qualified go apply now. This shit is life changing.
Applications for the New Perspectives grants for #MCVegas 2026 are OPEN! Forms close Nov. 10th at 8 AM PT with winners informed no later than Nov. 24th.
Share your love of Magic, the community & your experiences in both for a chance to join us in May! mtg.social/MCVegasNHG
Share your love of Magic, the community & your experiences in both for a chance to join us in May! mtg.social/MCVegasNHG
October 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Yes you are qualified go apply now. This shit is life changing.
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Applications for the New Perspectives grants for #MCVegas 2026 are OPEN! Forms close Nov. 10th at 8 AM PT with winners informed no later than Nov. 24th.
Share your love of Magic, the community & your experiences in both for a chance to join us in May! mtg.social/MCVegasNHG
Share your love of Magic, the community & your experiences in both for a chance to join us in May! mtg.social/MCVegasNHG
October 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Applications for the New Perspectives grants for #MCVegas 2026 are OPEN! Forms close Nov. 10th at 8 AM PT with winners informed no later than Nov. 24th.
Share your love of Magic, the community & your experiences in both for a chance to join us in May! mtg.social/MCVegasNHG
Share your love of Magic, the community & your experiences in both for a chance to join us in May! mtg.social/MCVegasNHG
Counterspell has been acquired for the Sauron mono UB deck!!!
October 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Counterspell has been acquired for the Sauron mono UB deck!!!
Asking now who’s gonna be at PAX Philly that I get to see this year?!?!
October 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Asking now who’s gonna be at PAX Philly that I get to see this year?!?!
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Got a new phone!
I'm testing out the quality of the camera, totally not using it as an excuse to post kass again...
I'm testing out the quality of the camera, totally not using it as an excuse to post kass again...
October 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Got a new phone!
I'm testing out the quality of the camera, totally not using it as an excuse to post kass again...
I'm testing out the quality of the camera, totally not using it as an excuse to post kass again...