Ursa, Hot Mess Mama
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Ursa, Hot Mess Mama
@ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com
She/bear
nswf/late 30s/puppy-coded/loves often and hopelessly/overshares on purpose

https://ko-fi.com/UrsaBearwalker if you want

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I don't do new year's resolutions, but if I did, this year's might be something like: become more like a girl I'd want to date.
Feel asleep a bit early. Just wanted to thank everyone that wished me a happy birthday yesterday (Friday). You gave me a lot of feel goods at a time where I am struggling to have any.
🫂
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Today was a genuinely good day. I did not need that.

😕
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Oh, fuck... This was from my sibling in law.

I'm fucking crying.
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Hey happy trans awareness week too, y'all

I outted myself to my dad's family today. That's my awareness raising
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Cis people only, with 5 being the highest, I want your honest 1-5 on how hard I'm femming
This is probably the best I have ever felt about my hair in a selfie maybe ever??
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
One of these days I'll play magic again.

Probably during a charity stream, honestly
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It's my borf, in case you didn't pick up on context clues. Thanks for being around.

If you'd like to gift, list is reposted. Alternatively, I've always wanted a commission from @blushbrush.bsky.social ...
My birthday is on the 14th. Things you can get me:

-Trump out of office
-Donations of time/money to TransLife/Trevor Project/Your local food banks
-Gift cards to specific stores (doesn't mess with SNAP that way)
-Come to AZ and take me on a date to see Wicked Pt 2 when it comes out a week later
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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you should go out of your way to use your trans friends' names when you talk to them

they chose their names and they feel it in their chests when they hear or see it

we waited our whole lives to hear our real names and it doesn't get old
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ugh I hadn't moisturized in so long because of the stubble.

My face was thirsty AF
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
No, you dickwad. It's because companies can buy all of the free houses in a neighborhood, raise the listing prices and inflate the market.

In fact it's not just housing, it's everything.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Trump is suing his own DOJ.

Think about that. He's suing the department HE is in charge of. He gets to decide if they pay out.
They’re all just looting the treasury now
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Oh, fuck... This was from my sibling in law.

I'm fucking crying.
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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going live around 2:30 pm ET with a new playthrough of the OG Mass Effect trilogy

join me on the exact same journey through the galaxy that i've taken several times before because making different decisions is for dorks
a robot is standing in a kitchen in front of a water cooler
Alt: Garrus from the Mass Effect games is dancing in a kitchen
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This basically sums up my sexuality though.
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
In a mood, apparently

I'm sorry
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Me and whooooo? 😭
wolf and bear 💚🍂
celebrating our anniversary with my wolf today :3
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I was gonna shave today (it's been like a week), but now we're going to my brother's for a double date and now I gotta wait until tomorrow
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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@jay.bsky.team do you support pedophilia
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Need to find a femme that wants me to call her Daddy.

That wouldn't fix me, but it'd be really hot
Something something 'yes, Daddy'
‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.

‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Crazy thick playmat is what I'm called when I botto-- *yanked off stage*
Crazy Thick Playmat is what my wife calls*

*Loud gunshot
Playmat vendor that sells you the only tube that fits the crazy thick playmat at the same time
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Reminder that this is a man who worked on 128 episodes of a very popular TV series, and he's got to sell off all of his shit just to afford cancer treatment.

SO, HOW IS THE AVERAGE PERSON SUPPOSED TO?
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Something something 'yes, Daddy'
‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.

‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I had a dream I was flirting with a girl and I was bold about it (still blushing, but pushing through).

It's good to have big dreams.
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
We need so much more of this: fantasy creatures doing non fantasy stuff
A bowling dragon, what of it?
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM