Ursa, Hot Mess Mama
@ursabearwalker.bardrockcafe.com
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nswf/late 30s/puppy-coded/loves often and hopelessly/overshares on purpose
https://ko-fi.com/UrsaBearwalker if you want
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I don't do new year's resolutions, but if I did, this year's might be something like: become more like a girl I'd want to date.
I'm renewing this for 2026 (since 2025 was the worst) and adding to it:
-Get a job.
-Become more like a girl I'd want to date.
-Get a job.
-Become more like a girl I'd want to date.
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If this is all you could accomplish? Good on you. I’m proud of you. You’re here to do even better in the future.
January 1, 2026 at 7:26 AM
If this is all you could accomplish? Good on you. I’m proud of you. You’re here to do even better in the future.
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begging for 2026 to be the year people get really like 2015 normal with trannies again and hire us in writers rooms because we're trendy. like? the president can't stop talking about us, we must be doing something right, right?
January 1, 2026 at 7:52 AM
begging for 2026 to be the year people get really like 2015 normal with trannies again and hire us in writers rooms because we're trendy. like? the president can't stop talking about us, we must be doing something right, right?
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Psst.
Hey, come closer.
No, closer.
I have a New Year’s secret for you.
It’s this:
If you care about people you don’t even know, and try to live your life that way, you are absolutely beautiful no matter what you look like.
Hey, come closer.
No, closer.
I have a New Year’s secret for you.
It’s this:
If you care about people you don’t even know, and try to live your life that way, you are absolutely beautiful no matter what you look like.
January 1, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Psst.
Hey, come closer.
No, closer.
I have a New Year’s secret for you.
It’s this:
If you care about people you don’t even know, and try to live your life that way, you are absolutely beautiful no matter what you look like.
Hey, come closer.
No, closer.
I have a New Year’s secret for you.
It’s this:
If you care about people you don’t even know, and try to live your life that way, you are absolutely beautiful no matter what you look like.
Oof
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Oof
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They're prepping folk for the fields, the mines, and never being able to arrive at a conclusion beyond "plausible as long as you don't care to know more."
And y'all defend their exploiting workers in the global south, squandering finite resources, and actively poisoning human habitats to do so.
And y'all defend their exploiting workers in the global south, squandering finite resources, and actively poisoning human habitats to do so.
January 1, 2026 at 10:05 AM
They're prepping folk for the fields, the mines, and never being able to arrive at a conclusion beyond "plausible as long as you don't care to know more."
And y'all defend their exploiting workers in the global south, squandering finite resources, and actively poisoning human habitats to do so.
And y'all defend their exploiting workers in the global south, squandering finite resources, and actively poisoning human habitats to do so.
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I'd love it if we decided that we weren't gonna do fireworks anymore.
January 1, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I'd love it if we decided that we weren't gonna do fireworks anymore.
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Happy boob year
January 1, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Happy boob year
wanting to cry at the end of 2025 is a mood
(it's mine... it's my mood)
(it's mine... it's my mood)
January 1, 2026 at 6:27 AM
wanting to cry at the end of 2025 is a mood
(it's mine... it's my mood)
(it's mine... it's my mood)
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she's so close, can we get her 30 more followers in 6 hours???
If i hit 2k followers on here and 500 on twitch by the end of the year ill give some stuff away to a random follower next year.
Help a girl out with a repost?
twitch.tv/commandzoe
Help a girl out with a repost?
twitch.tv/commandzoe
December 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
she's so close, can we get her 30 more followers in 6 hours???
I'm not gonna lie: if it's negative, just don't say anything
December 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I'm not gonna lie: if it's negative, just don't say anything
Men will LITERALLY murder millions before helping out their wives with housework.
Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?
December 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Men will LITERALLY murder millions before helping out their wives with housework.
I'm renewing this for 2026 (since 2025 was the worst) and adding to it:
-Get a job.
-Become more like a girl I'd want to date.
-Get a job.
-Become more like a girl I'd want to date.
I don't do new year's resolutions, but if I did, this year's might be something like: become more like a girl I'd want to date.
December 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'm renewing this for 2026 (since 2025 was the worst) and adding to it:
-Get a job.
-Become more like a girl I'd want to date.
-Get a job.
-Become more like a girl I'd want to date.
2025 has sucked major ass.
-Lost my job
-Ruined relationships
-SNAP lapsed for unclear reasons
-Most of the progress I'd made towards being a "hot bitch" is just... gone
And that's not counting all of the panic attacks I have had regarding Policy and its potential effects on me and my kids
-Lost my job
-Ruined relationships
-SNAP lapsed for unclear reasons
-Most of the progress I'd made towards being a "hot bitch" is just... gone
And that's not counting all of the panic attacks I have had regarding Policy and its potential effects on me and my kids
December 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
2025 has sucked major ass.
-Lost my job
-Ruined relationships
-SNAP lapsed for unclear reasons
-Most of the progress I'd made towards being a "hot bitch" is just... gone
And that's not counting all of the panic attacks I have had regarding Policy and its potential effects on me and my kids
-Lost my job
-Ruined relationships
-SNAP lapsed for unclear reasons
-Most of the progress I'd made towards being a "hot bitch" is just... gone
And that's not counting all of the panic attacks I have had regarding Policy and its potential effects on me and my kids
Was showing my kids the classes and races in bg3... Randomly fell on a black dragonborn sorcerer with gold ancestory... Looks sick as fuck. That'll be my next build, it seems
December 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Was showing my kids the classes and races in bg3... Randomly fell on a black dragonborn sorcerer with gold ancestory... Looks sick as fuck. That'll be my next build, it seems
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We have all been there, right?
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
We have all been there, right?
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Spoilers its because of unions.
December 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Spoilers its because of unions.
I'll probably post my 2025 rant tonight and my resolution(s) tomorrow
December 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'll probably post my 2025 rant tonight and my resolution(s) tomorrow
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Enjoy Never-Ending Soup or Salad and Uncommons, at Clover Garden.
December 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Enjoy Never-Ending Soup or Salad and Uncommons, at Clover Garden.
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described the effects of a medication differently to my long covid doctor in the immediate wake of my rape and then recently and she basically called me a liar and unserious about my own recovery even after i explained the discrepancy was due to PTSD lol this is why i say ACAB includes doctors
December 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
described the effects of a medication differently to my long covid doctor in the immediate wake of my rape and then recently and she basically called me a liar and unserious about my own recovery even after i explained the discrepancy was due to PTSD lol this is why i say ACAB includes doctors
I am ready for the kids to start school next week...
December 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I am ready for the kids to start school next week...
It's been over a month. I'm gonna have to just reapply at this point. That's annoying because there's a good chance I get nothing for the two months I am owed in back benefits. On top of that, it takes weeks for applications to process.
Anyone that would like to help, I will happily take gift cards
Anyone that would like to help, I will happily take gift cards
If you'd like to help, you can send a digital Kroger gift card to ursabearwalker@gmail.com.
If you'd like to not help, don't do anything. I'm not your mom.
If you'd like to not help, don't do anything. I'm not your mom.
My SNAP lapsed on Oct 31. I found out on Nov 13. I submitted the paperwork I wasn't told was missing on Nov 18 (they apparently can't fucking understand a 1099). It is Dec 16. I have received NOTHING for Nov or Dec. I called. They told me I basically have to wait until someone gets to it.
December 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It's been over a month. I'm gonna have to just reapply at this point. That's annoying because there's a good chance I get nothing for the two months I am owed in back benefits. On top of that, it takes weeks for applications to process.
Anyone that would like to help, I will happily take gift cards
Anyone that would like to help, I will happily take gift cards
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For anyone who does a mail in ballot this is important information!!
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
For anyone who does a mail in ballot this is important information!!
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#OneOfTheTwo and one of the many Jon Stewart mocked this week. COVID took my job, my voice (I was a classically trained mezzo soprano), for a long time my ability to read. I don’t want to invite it in again.
Attitudes like Stewart’s stigmatize, make it hard to socialize or exist in public.
Attitudes like Stewart’s stigmatize, make it hard to socialize or exist in public.
December 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
#OneOfTheTwo and one of the many Jon Stewart mocked this week. COVID took my job, my voice (I was a classically trained mezzo soprano), for a long time my ability to read. I don’t want to invite it in again.
Attitudes like Stewart’s stigmatize, make it hard to socialize or exist in public.
Attitudes like Stewart’s stigmatize, make it hard to socialize or exist in public.
Trying
I spent years not speaking up for what I wanted because I didn’t want to be seen as “high maintenance.” But you know what? Avril Lavigne was right. I *am* the motherfucking princess.
December 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Trying