Intrepid Tautog
@intrepidtautog.bsky.social
Magic the Gathering Writer at CoolStuffInc. (coolstuffinc.com) ⚔, Retro Video Game Writer at The Pixels (https://the-pixels.com/) 🎮, Voice Actor🎙, Brewer of Craft Beer 🍻 and other geeky shenanigans. 🤖
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To anyone out there having a tough day: You got this. We all believe in you. Tough times pass, but the toughness they imbue into you is forever.
Oh no, what happened, buddy? 😕
January 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Oh no, what happened, buddy? 😕
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"Start your day off with a hearty bowl of Cracklin' Doom, now with added vitamins and minerals."
"Start your day off with a hearty bowl of Cracklin' Doom, now with added vitamins and minerals."
January 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Sarcastic flavor text theatre:
"Start your day off with a hearty bowl of Cracklin' Doom, now with added vitamins and minerals."
"Start your day off with a hearty bowl of Cracklin' Doom, now with added vitamins and minerals."
Sarcastic flavor text theatre:
"Start your day off with a hearty bowl of Cracklin' Doom, now with added vitamins and minerals."
"Start your day off with a hearty bowl of Cracklin' Doom, now with added vitamins and minerals."
January 6, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Sarcastic flavor text theatre:
"Start your day off with a hearty bowl of Cracklin' Doom, now with added vitamins and minerals."
"Start your day off with a hearty bowl of Cracklin' Doom, now with added vitamins and minerals."
Oh this is gonna be so fun.
Nice 1/1 Eldrazi Titan Coward ya got there! #MTGLorwyn
Nice 1/1 Eldrazi Titan Coward ya got there! #MTGLorwyn
January 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Oh this is gonna be so fun.
Nice 1/1 Eldrazi Titan Coward ya got there! #MTGLorwyn
Nice 1/1 Eldrazi Titan Coward ya got there! #MTGLorwyn
Sarcastic Flavor Text Theatre:
"I got the chin on loan from Bruce Campbell." - Dromar
"I got the chin on loan from Bruce Campbell." - Dromar
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Sarcastic Flavor Text Theatre:
"I got the chin on loan from Bruce Campbell." - Dromar
"I got the chin on loan from Bruce Campbell." - Dromar
Support your local game store 🕹🎮 & Happy New Years, everybody! 🎆🎇
January 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Support your local game store 🕹🎮 & Happy New Years, everybody! 🎆🎇
Anyone remember when this was a Commander staple?
January 3, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Anyone remember when this was a Commander staple?
So...incoming price spike? 🤔💰
January 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
So...incoming price spike? 🤔💰
Hit 'Random Card' on Scryfall, then pick a Commander who'd want that card in their deck's 99. 😃
Random Card/The Commander
Random Card/The Commander
January 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Hit 'Random Card' on Scryfall, then pick a Commander who'd want that card in their deck's 99. 😃
Random Card/The Commander
Random Card/The Commander
Sarcastic Flavor Text Theatre:
"It comes with three different flavors of kombucha on tap!" - Rith
"It comes with three different flavors of kombucha on tap!" - Rith
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Sarcastic Flavor Text Theatre:
"It comes with three different flavors of kombucha on tap!" - Rith
"It comes with three different flavors of kombucha on tap!" - Rith
Your early 2000's Friday Night Starter Kit includes:
January 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Your early 2000's Friday Night Starter Kit includes:
Omg, THIS is a collab that looks epic. #MagicTheGathering + #JimHenson studios.
Dark Crystal vibe for Shadowmoor? PERFECTION.
Dark Crystal vibe for Shadowmoor? PERFECTION.
January 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Omg, THIS is a collab that looks epic. #MagicTheGathering + #JimHenson studios.
Dark Crystal vibe for Shadowmoor? PERFECTION.
Dark Crystal vibe for Shadowmoor? PERFECTION.
MtG Design Exercise: What's an appropriate CMC for the following card in a Standard-legal set? 🤔
"Astralgoyf
Creature - Lhurgoyf
Astralgoyf gets +1/+1 for each card in exile.
0/1"
"Astralgoyf
Creature - Lhurgoyf
Astralgoyf gets +1/+1 for each card in exile.
0/1"
January 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
MtG Design Exercise: What's an appropriate CMC for the following card in a Standard-legal set? 🤔
"Astralgoyf
Creature - Lhurgoyf
Astralgoyf gets +1/+1 for each card in exile.
0/1"
"Astralgoyf
Creature - Lhurgoyf
Astralgoyf gets +1/+1 for each card in exile.
0/1"
Happy New Year, folks! Hope it's a good one for everyone.
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January 1, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Happy New Year, folks! Hope it's a good one for everyone.
Sarcastic Flavor Text Theatre:
"What if Mega Man, but in the wild West?"
"What if Mega Man, but in the wild West?"
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Sarcastic Flavor Text Theatre:
"What if Mega Man, but in the wild West?"
"What if Mega Man, but in the wild West?"
Sarcastic Flavor Text Theatre:
"Zubat used Confuse Ray. It's super effective!" 🦇
"Zubat used Confuse Ray. It's super effective!" 🦇
December 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Sarcastic Flavor Text Theatre:
"Zubat used Confuse Ray. It's super effective!" 🦇
"Zubat used Confuse Ray. It's super effective!" 🦇
You enter a Random-Commander Tournament and receive the following card as your deck's General. What 4 synergistic cards do you include in the 99? 🤔
December 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
You enter a Random-Commander Tournament and receive the following card as your deck's General. What 4 synergistic cards do you include in the 99? 🤔
MtG Design Exercise: What's an appropriate CMC for the following card if it was printed into a Standard set? 🤔
"Stern Sheriff
Creature - Human
Whenever a creature attacks you, put a stun counter on it.
2/2"
"Stern Sheriff
Creature - Human
Whenever a creature attacks you, put a stun counter on it.
2/2"
December 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
MtG Design Exercise: What's an appropriate CMC for the following card if it was printed into a Standard set? 🤔
"Stern Sheriff
Creature - Human
Whenever a creature attacks you, put a stun counter on it.
2/2"
"Stern Sheriff
Creature - Human
Whenever a creature attacks you, put a stun counter on it.
2/2"
You enter a Random-Commander Tournament and receive the following card as your deck's General. What 4 synergistic cards do you include in the 99? 🤔
December 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You enter a Random-Commander Tournament and receive the following card as your deck's General. What 4 synergistic cards do you include in the 99? 🤔
Sarcastic Flavor Text Theatre:
"Wow, Thanksgiving is gonna be real awkward this year." - Sigarda
"Wow, Thanksgiving is gonna be real awkward this year." - Sigarda
December 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Sarcastic Flavor Text Theatre:
"Wow, Thanksgiving is gonna be real awkward this year." - Sigarda
"Wow, Thanksgiving is gonna be real awkward this year." - Sigarda
Sarcastic Flavor Text Theatre:
"Judgment comes with a killer 'stache."
"Judgment comes with a killer 'stache."
December 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sarcastic Flavor Text Theatre:
"Judgment comes with a killer 'stache."
"Judgment comes with a killer 'stache."
Support your local game store, awesome people! 🕹
December 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Support your local game store, awesome people! 🕹
Okay fellow #retrogaming warriors, what long defunct franchise would you bring back with a new installment?
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December 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Okay fellow #retrogaming warriors, what long defunct franchise would you bring back with a new installment?
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"There goes the neighborhood."
"Yea, heading North by the look of it."
"There goes the neighborhood."
"Yea, heading North by the look of it."
December 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Sarcastic Flavor Text Theatre:
"There goes the neighborhood."
"Yea, heading North by the look of it."
"There goes the neighborhood."
"Yea, heading North by the look of it."
MtG Exercise: Hit 'Random Card' on Scryfall, then pick a Commander who'd want that card in their deck's 99. 😃
Random Card/The Commander
Random Card/The Commander
December 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
MtG Exercise: Hit 'Random Card' on Scryfall, then pick a Commander who'd want that card in their deck's 99. 😃
Random Card/The Commander
Random Card/The Commander