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It's time again to announce Misfit Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Wow. With a starting lineup like this, I can't believe we waited so long for a new amphitheater...
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I'm tired of diggin holes, grandpa
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Type out rant, realize the two people that care already know, delete rant, repeat.
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I don't know. Apparently im incapable of giving a cat a pill. (Yes I tried crushing it up into food. He just wont eat it)
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
But should it always be true that "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS?"
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Wow is it hard to stay motivated to do literally anything lately.
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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in the name of the moon, ill curb stomp you
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Listen to more Nina Simone.
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Mmm, gravy navy...
instead of stars the american flag should have fifty little gravy boats
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"Guess you're not ready for that one. But your kids are gonna love when it gets remixed with that 4 Non Blondes song from last year."
Fred! Fred! It's your cousin, MARVIN DURST? You know that new rock rap sound you've been looking for? Well listen to this
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I didn't exist until 2013.
Post you from a different era.

This is how we took selfies in 1985.

#BelieveInFilm
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Been thinking about a tattoo for awhile.
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Tesla’s profit fell 37% in the third quarter. It's been in the process of laying off 14,000 workers. It had more cars impacted by recalls than any other brand in 2024.

Yet Elon Musk just got a pay package worth $1 trillion.

American capitalism is off the rails.
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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America's withdrawal from the World Health Organization is affecting the ability of U.S. scientists to track flu and other pathogens. That could be a blow to the development of the 2025 flu vaccine. n.pr/4onXnXP
Why next year's flu shot might not be as good as it should be
America's withdrawal from the World Health Organization is affecting the ability of U.S. scientists to track flu and other pathogens. That could be a blow to the development of the 2025 flu vaccine.
n.pr
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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"They’re busy, working three jobs to afford rent, which isn’t conducive to civic engagement, and that’s exactly why we shouldn’t change anything about anything. No one actually wants their rent frozen."

Another brilliantly funny, relevant article by @mcsweeneys.net

#election #Mamdani
"In normal times, against a normal candidate, we have no evidence that picking a friendly, relatable, likable candidate without a history of sexual abuse will work. Let’s not read too much into it."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/yea...
Yeah, He Won, but He Was Up Against a Deeply Flawed Candidate
“I’m skeptical. The odds are that Mamdani’s victory is actually less significant than you think.” — Ross Douthat, New York Times - - -I was as surp...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Our politicians did more to regulate Prince and Twisted Sister songs than glacier melting chatbots that promote suicide
We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Never mind. It's chock full of AI "features".
Digg is back. Its 2006 again.
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM