evolbrew (derogatory)
@evolbrew.net
For legal purposes, I am a joke. (KCMO)
Band names: https://bit.ly/EvolBands
Band names: https://bit.ly/EvolBands
Reposted by evolbrew (derogatory)
I hate to correct you but I think a number of previous people have won golden globes
Timothée Chalamet wins first-ever Golden Globe for 'Marty Supreme' role
Timothée Chalamet wins first-ever Golden Globe for 'Marty Supreme' role
Timothée Chalamet took home the Golden Globe award for best actor in a musical or comedy for his performance in 'Marty Supreme.'
www.latimes.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I hate to correct you but I think a number of previous people have won golden globes
Reposted by evolbrew (derogatory)
If we're honest, the loudest online scolds aren't organizing. People who are organizing are too tired to scold people online.
a lot of people are being radicalized by ICE this week so please remember that the most important thing when someone comes to any kind of radical politics is to immediately scold them for doing activism wrong as someone who has been doing it much longer
January 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
If we're honest, the loudest online scolds aren't organizing. People who are organizing are too tired to scold people online.
I actually had this same thought 😅
January 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I actually had this same thought 😅
I'm thinking of bringing back the monocle
hey so what's *cooool* way to carry a pair of reading glasses on you at all times?
January 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I'm thinking of bringing back the monocle
Ok but now I want donuts
January 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Ok but now I want donuts
Oh, please don't post it if there's even a question, really. I was just a little curious
January 11, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Oh, please don't post it if there's even a question, really. I was just a little curious
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“First Amendment, get the fuck out of my city.”
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
“First Amendment, get the fuck out of my city.”
Reposted by evolbrew (derogatory)
How much human does one need to eat for it to count as cannibalism.
Also is it purely a question of quantity, or does intent factor in?
Also is it purely a question of quantity, or does intent factor in?
January 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
How much human does one need to eat for it to count as cannibalism.
Also is it purely a question of quantity, or does intent factor in?
Also is it purely a question of quantity, or does intent factor in?
Wait . I had a whole response typed up but then realized that I wouldn't consider biting off, like, a finger to be cannibalism. Unless you swallow it, I guess. Much to consider.
January 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Wait . I had a whole response typed up but then realized that I wouldn't consider biting off, like, a finger to be cannibalism. Unless you swallow it, I guess. Much to consider.
Like just for a seat?
January 10, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Like just for a seat?
Reposted by evolbrew (derogatory)
On Sunday, Jan. 4, KCPD arrested 2 members of FNBKC during our weekly meal share on trespassing charges. KCPD forced all FNBKC volunteers to leave & dispersed anyone present for our meal.
Food is a human right. We have the right to public spaces.
We intend to continue sharing with the community.
Food is a human right. We have the right to public spaces.
We intend to continue sharing with the community.
January 9, 2026 at 10:21 PM
On Sunday, Jan. 4, KCPD arrested 2 members of FNBKC during our weekly meal share on trespassing charges. KCPD forced all FNBKC volunteers to leave & dispersed anyone present for our meal.
Food is a human right. We have the right to public spaces.
We intend to continue sharing with the community.
Food is a human right. We have the right to public spaces.
We intend to continue sharing with the community.
If you haven't seen it by now, might as well skip it. I vote gay hockey
January 10, 2026 at 4:51 PM
If you haven't seen it by now, might as well skip it. I vote gay hockey
You will not speak of my beautiful sad clownwife in such a manner
January 10, 2026 at 2:47 AM
You will not speak of my beautiful sad clownwife in such a manner
Reposted by evolbrew (derogatory)
Pretty insulting. He is A DOCTOR.
January 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Pretty insulting. He is A DOCTOR.
I do have a crossbody bag. I should start wearing it more.
January 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I do have a crossbody bag. I should start wearing it more.
The grandpa in Little Miss Sunshine taught me that the older you get, the dumber it is for you to NOT do drugs
January 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
The grandpa in Little Miss Sunshine taught me that the older you get, the dumber it is for you to NOT do drugs
hey so what's *cooool* way to carry a pair of reading glasses on you at all times?
January 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
hey so what's *cooool* way to carry a pair of reading glasses on you at all times?
Reposted by evolbrew (derogatory)
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
