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For legal purposes, I am a joke. (KCMO)
Band names: https://bit.ly/EvolBands
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Wow. With a starting lineup like this, I can't believe we waited so long for a new amphitheater...
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Its very pretty in an uncapturable way though.
November 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This is my lesser-demon wife. She's beautiful and talented and open for commissions (and in a bind cuz she's way behind and she's willin' to make a deal).
November 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Mothman!
November 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I painted it.
November 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Happy Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Why be the Big Cheese when you can be a...
October 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Get a load of this guy.
October 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Its giving...
October 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Anyway, I got a big seahorse statue from the Buy Nothing group today.
October 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The hottest butterfly club in town. 🦋
October 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Varietopia with @pftompkins.bsky.social had everything: comedy, funk music, magic, a pope draft, a rendition of Thunderstruck followed immediately by Ya Got Trouble from The Music Man. 10/10 no notes.
October 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
October 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The factb that Brick Frog from Venture Bros hasn't become a symbol of the resistance is shocking to me.
October 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Its nice when work is bugging me that I can go outside and chop wood.
October 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Jimmy Fallon said he wasnt going to be political on the Tonight Show, so Hayley Williams went on and sang True Believer 😂
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
As someone who took a couple of AI classes in 2002, this sums it up for me.

"In my opinion, [human-level AI] will be achieved only when we have demeaned and debased human intelligence to the degree that a machine might be able to emulate whats left."
October 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Oh, my phone just showed me that the Banks & Steelz show was almost exactly 9 years ago. Here's Bobby Steelz –aka, RZA from Wu Tang – pouring Grey Goose to the crowd (my cup at the very end) while Paul Banks from Interpol sings and plays guitar.
October 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Need to do a movie night soon.
October 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My wife is cute. @shoelais.bsky.social
September 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Saturday night in Chicago (cheesesteaks and House Hunters in the hotel bed). @shoelais.bsky.social
September 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
You're goddam right I bought one.
September 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I like turtles
September 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It's almost turtle racing time.
September 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM