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@evilnedtv.bsky.social
Your favorite curmudgeon. A delightful mix of Uncle Buck and Captain Spaulding
Very professional, very misunderstood
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To all the new folks that followed me:

Former cult leader, ran out of flavoraide, my bad.

I stream on Sundays and Thursdays at 630pm EST
twitch.tv/EvilNedTV

I'm way funnier on stream

I don't want your money, just your time, eyes, & ears

But I do accept tributes, of gold and grave dirt.
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Introduce yourself with five concerrs you've seen
Static X
Clutch
Goatwhore
Rammstein
Ghost
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

- Ozzfest 2004
- Ozzfest 2005
- Ozzfest 2006
- Aftershock 2017
- Aftershock 2019

I was really tempted to just fill this with Ozzfest shows because I went to a lot of them back in the day. 😂
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

- Nine Inch Nails
- M83
- CHVRCHES
- Broken Social Scene
- Garbage
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If you're avoiding the family
Come hang with me!
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The family members who don't show up to thanksgiving, show up here instead.
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November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Did you guys leave out 27 8x10 glossy pictures with circles and arrows with a paragraph on the back side for Arlo Guthrie???
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
For all you that wanna escape your family, I'll be live in like an hour.
(Turn on notifications)

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November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy thanksgiving everyone!
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Hey don't forget to not spend any money on Black Friday!
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I found you in the case bitch!
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
IM NEVER PLAYING ANOTHER ZELDA GAME UNTIL IT GOES BACK TO BEING A DUNGEON CRAWLER

ALSO FUCK THE SWITCH 2

(sorry for spamming)

(Actually I'm not sorry, eat my butt)
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
IM NEVER GOING TO PLAY PERSONA 1 OR 2 UNLESS THEY REMAKE IT FROM THE GROUND UP
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
IM NEVER PLAYING SMT 3 UNLESS THEYRE REMAKING IT FROM THE GROUND UP
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Hey Americans take your turkey out of the freezer and put it in the fridge right now!

Or text the person hosting and tell them this.

Thank me in the replies
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I like when I buy a game online and I don't get the case and have to go into the store and buy a different copy with the case and return the other one with the receipt I got for buying the complete one.

Fuck you GameStop, you deserve bankruptcy
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm about to say fuck it and start doing the TikTok shop ads
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Jackbox or your asshole gets waxed by a Clinton

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November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'd post a pic of my sandwich I made but the alt texts for each picture would drive me insane. So I put it in my discord.

Also any moots wanna join my totally alive and thriving server?
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My work just made the day after thanksgiving a paid day off! Now if only they'd double my pay... 😁
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Hey as an adult, when's the last time you met an adult named Cody?
November 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Just a reminder there's no stream tonight!

I will make it up tomorrow at 630 PM. We'll do a fun night of Jackbox and what the dub!
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I wish I liked horror games. But they always end up being the same fetch quest walking simulator.

Bloodborne was the closest thing to a horror game I ever played.
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Don't blame me, I voted for Perot in a mock election in elementary school
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
You know what you did
47.25 inches of Lucario Pokédex-Size Poké Plush up for preorder at Pokemon Center ($419.99) buff.ly/WqBI21f
51.5 inches of Altaria ($499.99) buff.ly/mjIZljF
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I sold my Xbox Series X for as much as I bought it 4 years ago. Technically more if you include the points I spent and the gift card
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Quarter zip and loafers are a right wing psyop.

I will not be taking questions
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM