evan@0π.guru
@evan.dornbus.ch
Streetwear, fashion, music, photography, mental health, shitposting.
Gay/He/Him
Dayton, Ohio
https://Evan.Dornbus.ch
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Gay/He/Him
Dayton, Ohio
https://Evan.Dornbus.ch
linktr.ee/evan.dornbus.ch
when the mushrooms that make you see tiny people wear off this is where they go
This is one of my favorite optical illusions, because even when you know specifically HOW IT WORKS, it's still hard to make your brain believe it.
The image below is real-world video, but you're being tricked into believing it's an elaborate miniature by the DIORAMA EFFECT.
Let's talk about it.
The image below is real-world video, but you're being tricked into believing it's an elaborate miniature by the DIORAMA EFFECT.
Let's talk about it.
February 2, 2026 at 2:50 PM
when the mushrooms that make you see tiny people wear off this is where they go
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Chuck Schumer demanding better training for ICE/CBP, saying, "It shouldn't take 10 shots to murder a man in the streets. That's a waste of at least 8 rounds."
February 1, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Chuck Schumer demanding better training for ICE/CBP, saying, "It shouldn't take 10 shots to murder a man in the streets. That's a waste of at least 8 rounds."
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actors can always act until they're on stage at an awards ceremony and forced to recite scripted smalltalk
January 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
actors can always act until they're on stage at an awards ceremony and forced to recite scripted smalltalk
can someone on grindr tell me if this is real because it's completely breaking my brain. nobody is paying grindr $200 a fucking week i hope
February 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
can someone on grindr tell me if this is real because it's completely breaking my brain. nobody is paying grindr $200 a fucking week i hope
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honestly one of the most insane things i’ve ever seen. i cannot believe this. i feel insane seeing this and it being real. everything is unreal
January 31, 2026 at 6:42 PM
honestly one of the most insane things i’ve ever seen. i cannot believe this. i feel insane seeing this and it being real. everything is unreal
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this is your sign to log off and go touch ass
January 31, 2026 at 4:44 PM
this is your sign to log off and go touch ass
this is your sign to log off and go touch ass
January 31, 2026 at 4:44 PM
this is your sign to log off and go touch ass
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thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus
![From: Jeffrey Epstein [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, October 24, 2011 8:31 AM
To: Boris Nikolic
Subject: Re:
i liked mmot alot. i drove him home, he is very bright
On Mon, Oct 24, 2011 at 11:29 AM, Boris Nikolic kc C91117' wrote:
Sure.
I will be there as well.
In 2 weeks or so.
Just left Bill — running for a lunch with Rubenstein.
How did you like moot?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tj2pxmoos64rzl2ofxkeke2d/bafkreidfyt4bab4roc3b3e2cyxjvpglanjz2acizlljc6nk5osi2bqbnsy@jpeg)
January 31, 2026 at 3:44 AM
thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus
I love my new iPhone but the constant typing and dictation issues are getting on my damn nerves. I spend more time proofreading my texts than typing or dictating them. Voice typing has weird delays that miss entire phrases, and I'm sick of it switching keyboards on me.
Am I missing something here?
Am I missing something here?
January 30, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I love my new iPhone but the constant typing and dictation issues are getting on my damn nerves. I spend more time proofreading my texts than typing or dictating them. Voice typing has weird delays that miss entire phrases, and I'm sick of it switching keyboards on me.
Am I missing something here?
Am I missing something here?
RIP Trevor Moore, who gave us this skit: "it’s illegal to say you want to kill the president of the United States of America."
...
“it's very illegal to say I really, really think someone out there should kill the president of the United States of America."
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“it's very illegal to say I really, really think someone out there should kill the president of the United States of America."
It's Illegal to Say
YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 3:37 PM
RIP Trevor Moore, who gave us this skit: "it’s illegal to say you want to kill the president of the United States of America."
...
“it's very illegal to say I really, really think someone out there should kill the president of the United States of America."
...
“it's very illegal to say I really, really think someone out there should kill the president of the United States of America."
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I see Bluesky's team has decided to have a UX regression back by a decade or so and stick a composer field (which is actually fake and just a button) at the top of your following feed. what a waste of our screen real estate and their effort
January 25, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I see Bluesky's team has decided to have a UX regression back by a decade or so and stick a composer field (which is actually fake and just a button) at the top of your following feed. what a waste of our screen real estate and their effort
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i just saw an ad for fuzzy slippers you put in the microwave for warmth, and i feel the need to say: keep your NASTY ASS slippers out of my microwave!
January 26, 2026 at 3:47 PM
i just saw an ad for fuzzy slippers you put in the microwave for warmth, and i feel the need to say: keep your NASTY ASS slippers out of my microwave!
i just saw an ad for fuzzy slippers you put in the microwave for warmth, and i feel the need to say: keep your NASTY ASS slippers out of my microwave!
January 26, 2026 at 3:47 PM
i just saw an ad for fuzzy slippers you put in the microwave for warmth, and i feel the need to say: keep your NASTY ASS slippers out of my microwave!
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Tim Doyle a famous Marvel artist is making some of the most Metal Anti-ICE art right now! Ghost Rider, Wolverine and the Punisher taking ICE out!
January 25, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Tim Doyle a famous Marvel artist is making some of the most Metal Anti-ICE art right now! Ghost Rider, Wolverine and the Punisher taking ICE out!
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the mood is not subtle
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
the mood is not subtle
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i don't really know what to say. the absolute fucking hatred i have toward my own country is making me complete fucking sick and it feels misplaced.
i will never be proud to be an american
i am SCARED to be an american
ASHAMED to be an american
fucking despicable.
i will never be proud to be an american
i am SCARED to be an american
ASHAMED to be an american
fucking despicable.
January 24, 2026 at 4:07 PM
i don't really know what to say. the absolute fucking hatred i have toward my own country is making me complete fucking sick and it feels misplaced.
i will never be proud to be an american
i am SCARED to be an american
ASHAMED to be an american
fucking despicable.
i will never be proud to be an american
i am SCARED to be an american
ASHAMED to be an american
fucking despicable.
i don't really know what to say. the absolute fucking hatred i have toward my own country is making me complete fucking sick and it feels misplaced.
i will never be proud to be an american
i am SCARED to be an american
ASHAMED to be an american
fucking despicable.
i will never be proud to be an american
i am SCARED to be an american
ASHAMED to be an american
fucking despicable.
January 24, 2026 at 4:07 PM
i don't really know what to say. the absolute fucking hatred i have toward my own country is making me complete fucking sick and it feels misplaced.
i will never be proud to be an american
i am SCARED to be an american
ASHAMED to be an american
fucking despicable.
i will never be proud to be an american
i am SCARED to be an american
ASHAMED to be an american
fucking despicable.
using the portal gun from Portal to look at a bump on the back of my head
January 22, 2026 at 3:52 PM
using the portal gun from Portal to look at a bump on the back of my head
a two-way fleshlight mounted on a tripod send post
January 22, 2026 at 1:46 AM
a two-way fleshlight mounted on a tripod send post
you can put poppers in an ultrasonic diffuser and nobody can stop you
January 22, 2026 at 1:05 AM
you can put poppers in an ultrasonic diffuser and nobody can stop you
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my apologies for the crass language but there is no way in heaven or hell that our rancid pig VP was still fucking his wife AND leaving it in after Erika Kirk's sloppy ass showed up in those leather pants and rubbed her pussy on him on stage
January 20, 2026 at 11:23 PM
my apologies for the crass language but there is no way in heaven or hell that our rancid pig VP was still fucking his wife AND leaving it in after Erika Kirk's sloppy ass showed up in those leather pants and rubbed her pussy on him on stage
this is art
wearing my fingerless gloves (which i am usually wearing to use my pc, so my husband calls them my "gamer gloves") but walking around with my nails done and my pink vape, curating a vibe of "so, what exactly do you call this"
January 18, 2026 at 6:39 PM
this is art
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absolutely the fuck not, real or not
✅ @icegov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.
January 17, 2026 at 1:02 AM
absolutely the fuck not, real or not