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nigel kersten
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🇦🇺🇺🇸🇬🇧 immigrant in tech

Chief Product Officer @upsun.com

ex puppet ex google ex devops

electronic music dilettante, lover of bass music, devotee of the justified ancients of mu mu
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We all use flawed, problematic platforms and products; it's unavoidable. But X is something else altogether. It's astoundingly evil. Almost none of the usual excuses apply any longer. Get the fuck off of it.
January 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Mmmmm, that opsworks deal was a nightmare that just kept on giving.
September 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Passed my Life in the UK test. Spent a while thinking about this mock test question…
September 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
My money is on Shia LaBeouf, Joaquin Phoenix, or James Franco.
September 25, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Not much, how about you Dad?
September 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
One of the main reasons I haven’t been posting on socials much over the last six months :)
upsun.com Upsun @upsun.com · Sep 23
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September 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
There’s no such thing as an internal only product name.
September 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Robert Miles - Children may be the greatest ear worm of all.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvyC...
Robert Miles - Children (Official Video)
YouTube video by RobertMilesVEVO
www.youtube.com
June 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Is it just me, or was the latest Rick and Morty unexpectedly moving?
May 31, 2025 at 11:31 AM
In today's episode of "Most of your ancestors were xenophobic", I just discovered the origin of the Australian slang "to carry on like a pork chop" is the older phrase "like a pork chop in a synagogue" 😬
May 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
1:33 in - irrepressible stank face and waving finger guns.
May 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
For a genre that came out of raves and clubs, dnb/jungle just hits so well on a glorious sunny day. skeemask.bandcamp.com/album/essent...
Essential Mix 2021-05-15, by Skee Mask
1 track album
skeemask.bandcamp.com
May 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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I haven’t watched Andor, is it a show about Boolean logic
May 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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'I’m just a girl, standing in front of the British government, asking why they want to give away all my work as part of the UK's 126 billion pound creative arts industry, to serve another industry being run by greedy tech bros, just so they can destroy everything else just that little bit faster.'
May 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Some of those tax credits are based on publishing the results of research rather than an output asset, and those should be sound if the fundamental approaches are.
May 14, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Eating falafel with hummus always feels vaguely wrong and cannibalistic.
May 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Happy Mother's Day
May 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I could watch this over and over again 🤣
TikToker Goes Viral For Creating Real-Life Version Of Infamous 'Wallace & Gromit' Contraption
Wow!
www.comicsands.com
May 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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What George Lucas got right about the original trilogy, but has never managed to replicate since, is that I was a little kid when those came out
May 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’ve loved so much of @aptshadow.bsky.social’s sci-fi that the different style of City of Last Chances has been a delicious surprise. Notes of Mervyn Peake with sprinklings of the less goofy parts of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, but a distinct voice and style and compelling world building.
May 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
(╭ರ_•́) goddamnit another interesting question ruined by AI swill “answers”.
May 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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"We'll just terraform Mars," they insist, unable to terraform Earth, a planet that is already perfect except it's like 2° too warm.
May 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
This! Be free to make terrible meals so you make great ones later.
May 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’m not a complete masochist David :)
May 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Nietzsche and Foucault blew my mind in lots of ways I’ve found useful as an adult, but I genuinely think PoS shaped me more than anything else I studied in philosophy.
May 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM