upsetting thought: ofc future anthropologists will know "there's a cheeto in the white house" was a popular saying in our time. but will they understand that, to many of us, it was skin-crawlingly embarrassing? what if they don't. what if someone comes up to me age 120 and says it, trying to connect
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
upsetting thought: ofc future anthropologists will know "there's a cheeto in the white house" was a popular saying in our time. but will they understand that, to many of us, it was skin-crawlingly embarrassing? what if they don't. what if someone comes up to me age 120 and says it, trying to connect
I communed with the spirit world and it said u think I am the treasure of the house. 🥹 that's so nice!!
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I communed with the spirit world and it said u think I am the treasure of the house. 🥹 that's so nice!!
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buzz's skelly, colorado springs, colorado, 1980
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
buzz's skelly, colorado springs, colorado, 1980
parents scaling new heights in finding annoying new (5-15 y/o) tv to watch. when I looked this one up online the description said "ally mcbeal for frat guys" and yes it's that, with its own special sauce: constant dopey hard-rock dad guitar riffs for bgm. it sounds EXACTLY like pawn stars.
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
parents scaling new heights in finding annoying new (5-15 y/o) tv to watch. when I looked this one up online the description said "ally mcbeal for frat guys" and yes it's that, with its own special sauce: constant dopey hard-rock dad guitar riffs for bgm. it sounds EXACTLY like pawn stars.
(acclimated and embarrassed about it but still happy it's not fucking hot voice) brr! it's only 60 degrees today!
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
(acclimated and embarrassed about it but still happy it's not fucking hot voice) brr! it's only 60 degrees today!
taking it so personally that the alternate place I tried to hole up and work on something, that I chose b/c it wouldn't make my legs hurt...makes my back hurt. or will very soon—I know the warning signs!—if I don't do something else. these guys are really pissing me off :)
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
taking it so personally that the alternate place I tried to hole up and work on something, that I chose b/c it wouldn't make my legs hurt...makes my back hurt. or will very soon—I know the warning signs!—if I don't do something else. these guys are really pissing me off :)
hey, I'm on the hunt for some artisanal-ass, small batch type sippin' aquavit. keep your eyes peeled for me, won't youse? might also be spelled akavit, or perhaps some even stupider way.
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
hey, I'm on the hunt for some artisanal-ass, small batch type sippin' aquavit. keep your eyes peeled for me, won't youse? might also be spelled akavit, or perhaps some even stupider way.
(menacingly) I can't believe you guys didn't tell me Weekend at Bernie's (1989) is funny as hell.
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
(menacingly) I can't believe you guys didn't tell me Weekend at Bernie's (1989) is funny as hell.
lasagne: i just don't Get It!
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
lasagne: i just don't Get It!
rereading something written for teen girls from when I was a teen girl. multiple things have been described as "crusty"...it's like I never left...
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 AM
rereading something written for teen girls from when I was a teen girl. multiple things have been described as "crusty"...it's like I never left...
ah sick now it's my turn to be like,
wHAT!!
is THAT WHY?
wHAT!!
is THAT WHY?
Always worth bringing back up that a big part of why evopsych became such a thing was that Jeffrey Epstein was bankrolling it through academic donations
Right, these are the two options: Either they tolerated Epstein's eugenics to get to the sex crimes or they tolerated his sex crimes to get to the eugenics
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
ah sick now it's my turn to be like,
wHAT!!
is THAT WHY?
wHAT!!
is THAT WHY?
received a bounty on this beautiful day. roxie drove to point roberts to mail this (+the actual thing she was sending lmao) and to me this basically qualifies her for sainthood
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
received a bounty on this beautiful day. roxie drove to point roberts to mail this (+the actual thing she was sending lmao) and to me this basically qualifies her for sainthood
looks like bsky thought leaders have joined me in connecting decades of ineffective three cueing education to lots more people misunderstanding posts b/c they're for-real illiterate, which I was yelling about months ago (years ago, in my personal life). great!! I totally agree. pretty fucked aint it
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
looks like bsky thought leaders have joined me in connecting decades of ineffective three cueing education to lots more people misunderstanding posts b/c they're for-real illiterate, which I was yelling about months ago (years ago, in my personal life). great!! I totally agree. pretty fucked aint it
hitting the "catching up on newsletters in my inbox" stage of procrastination. Dining Halls Now, For an End to the Privatization of Nourishment...that's SO true
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
hitting the "catching up on newsletters in my inbox" stage of procrastination. Dining Halls Now, For an End to the Privatization of Nourishment...that's SO true
scrying to reveal the intentions of neighbors on their little walks, of passing strangers on discord, of the little flying bug in my room. "the tree grows slowly on the mountain" you always say that though!
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
scrying to reveal the intentions of neighbors on their little walks, of passing strangers on discord, of the little flying bug in my room. "the tree grows slowly on the mountain" you always say that though!
Been leafing through this Disneyland anniversary cookbook I checked out of the library out of social-sciencey interest. I don't think anyone or anything has ever sucked its own dick harder than the Disney100 celebration of Disney
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Been leafing through this Disneyland anniversary cookbook I checked out of the library out of social-sciencey interest. I don't think anyone or anything has ever sucked its own dick harder than the Disney100 celebration of Disney
there you see. 'not a good human' worst phrase, used by the worst people (and some that aren't the worst! haha love u guys! 🫶 but knock it off with that.)
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
there you see. 'not a good human' worst phrase, used by the worst people (and some that aren't the worst! haha love u guys! 🫶 but knock it off with that.)
yes, of course I do
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 AM
yes, of course I do
reaction number A: holy shit, longer ago than I thought (2006)
reaction # B: uhhh noooo, I meant the thing that I said, the grammatically correct phrasing that I used, b/c I do know what it is b/c when I'm wrong I'm probably kidding. I don't think I've seen google get it wrong like this before?
??
reaction # B: uhhh noooo, I meant the thing that I said, the grammatically correct phrasing that I used, b/c I do know what it is b/c when I'm wrong I'm probably kidding. I don't think I've seen google get it wrong like this before?
??
November 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
reaction number A: holy shit, longer ago than I thought (2006)
reaction # B: uhhh noooo, I meant the thing that I said, the grammatically correct phrasing that I used, b/c I do know what it is b/c when I'm wrong I'm probably kidding. I don't think I've seen google get it wrong like this before?
??
reaction # B: uhhh noooo, I meant the thing that I said, the grammatically correct phrasing that I used, b/c I do know what it is b/c when I'm wrong I'm probably kidding. I don't think I've seen google get it wrong like this before?
??
whats thissss? computer tells me I can upgrade to windows 11, I tell it no thank you, it proceeds with installing windows 10 security updates. I thought you guys weren't doing that anymore? we all got too mad and you blinked? good, fuck you.
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
whats thissss? computer tells me I can upgrade to windows 11, I tell it no thank you, it proceeds with installing windows 10 security updates. I thought you guys weren't doing that anymore? we all got too mad and you blinked? good, fuck you.
Insanely itchy at 145 in the morning for some reason. I changed the sheets! I CHANGED them!! Just a few hours ago, actually...are you punishing me for being hygienic
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Insanely itchy at 145 in the morning for some reason. I changed the sheets! I CHANGED them!! Just a few hours ago, actually...are you punishing me for being hygienic
"post you from a different era"
my look from the one school dance I bothered to go to, which I'm pretttty sure was junior-year homecoming? which would make this fall 2001. my god...it predates my livejournal
my look from the one school dance I bothered to go to, which I'm pretttty sure was junior-year homecoming? which would make this fall 2001. my god...it predates my livejournal
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
"post you from a different era"
my look from the one school dance I bothered to go to, which I'm pretttty sure was junior-year homecoming? which would make this fall 2001. my god...it predates my livejournal
my look from the one school dance I bothered to go to, which I'm pretttty sure was junior-year homecoming? which would make this fall 2001. my god...it predates my livejournal
after about a half hour of this every few seconds, mister morse code O did shut up—possibly because he could hear my playback and got self-conscious. yeah man take that somewhere else.
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
after about a half hour of this every few seconds, mister morse code O did shut up—possibly because he could hear my playback and got self-conscious. yeah man take that somewhere else.
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Lake Kaindy is a valley lake made by flooding in Kazakhstan, whose water is so cold that it preserved the spruce trees that grew in the valley for over 100 years. Underworld environmental design drop for you!
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Lake Kaindy is a valley lake made by flooding in Kazakhstan, whose water is so cold that it preserved the spruce trees that grew in the valley for over 100 years. Underworld environmental design drop for you!
i cant write today. im WAY too busy flagging the 500,000 fake videos I get of a tiger walking around in someone's kitchen, or a cheetah dropping their baby off in someone's jeep, or a lion working as a crossing guard in a low-income neighborhood
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
i cant write today. im WAY too busy flagging the 500,000 fake videos I get of a tiger walking around in someone's kitchen, or a cheetah dropping their baby off in someone's jeep, or a lion working as a crossing guard in a low-income neighborhood