The linguists will note how sometimes—but not always— "cheeto" is modified by "freaking" and wonder where the variant originated. Maybe the finest mind of their generation will connect the dots to Seth MacFarlane. Of course it's only a hypothesis, though it's a strong one.

I wonder how many flappers screamed and ran away if you said, like, hey that's the mustard! to them?

will there ever again be a television programme with sound design that doesn't make me wanna kms?

if it wasn't poverty wages I'd do another no-skill no-brain go-outdoors job in a second. Had a lot more energy for people and creativity then! (also if I could still physically do it) (but, again, I COULD get back there! I'm workin on it!!)

I used to run around working in snowy weather in a tanktop (okay, with gloves) for an hour at a time multiple times a day, joyously. i will be back, I am only a temporarily embarrassed mountain creature.

to keep the universe in balance, all things must have at least one hater. for lasagna, I am that hater

I just had it on like, caddyshack tier for whatever reason. and I was wrong!

I like most of its components in other contexts, and it's on a long and noble list of things I will eat, if you feed it to me, and I'll say Thank you for feeding me ♥️! for your trouble. do I ever make it for myself left to my own devices, god no, lmao are you kidding me, fuck off w/that noodle slab

There was an evopsych dating/advice column in my alt-weekly for many years. I looked forward to it every week! I just thought it was interesting! Then it went away and I moved on and, later, came to better understand and reject it. but is HE why it was out there in the first place?? I wonder. jfc.

btw good luck to canada in resolving your postal strike!! just as long as the workers get everything they demand. anyway, you could make a trail of parma violets leading to like, a boiling cauldron of jackie soup and I'd climb right in. worth it!

"if you're talking about literacy you WILL make a typo" is one of the top laws of squabbling online. there but for the grace of god go i.

i wanted to do that so bad. love you.

I know listening to the whole podcast probably isn't gonna happen for you, but did you ever read the article? It sums it up pretty effectively.