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Jackie
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catfaced bullhearted jackass ★
received a bounty on this beautiful day. roxie drove to point roberts to mail this (+the actual thing she was sending lmao) and to me this basically qualifies her for sainthood
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Been leafing through this Disneyland anniversary cookbook I checked out of the library out of social-sciencey interest. I don't think anyone or anything has ever sucked its own dick harder than the Disney100 celebration of Disney
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
reaction number A: holy shit, longer ago than I thought (2006)

reaction # B: uhhh noooo, I meant the thing that I said, the grammatically correct phrasing that I used, b/c I do know what it is b/c when I'm wrong I'm probably kidding. I don't think I've seen google get it wrong like this before?

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November 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"post you from a different era"

my look from the one school dance I bothered to go to, which I'm pretttty sure was junior-year homecoming? which would make this fall 2001. my god...it predates my livejournal
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
after about a half hour of this every few seconds, mister morse code O did shut up—possibly because he could hear my playback and got self-conscious. yeah man take that somewhere else.
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 AM
when you're the US shipping address for some internationalist fool
November 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
don't wake me up to tell me this.
October 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
October 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Yes, hell yes, HELL YES. How do I tell Amy this is what the people want, this every day, rabbits and cats together, each tricking the other into thinking they're the boss.
February 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM