squarebear
@eschaton411.bsky.social
low follower, schizoid account
feeling a little impulsive, any marketers out there want to shove some brands in my face?
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
feeling a little impulsive, any marketers out there want to shove some brands in my face?
calling people russian assets is the dem equivalent to saying obama was born in kenya
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
calling people russian assets is the dem equivalent to saying obama was born in kenya
sorkin liberal worldview is only possible through unbridled drug use, a literal pipe dream
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
sorkin liberal worldview is only possible through unbridled drug use, a literal pipe dream
Reposted by squarebear
I love going to the public library and so should you 🫵🏾😐
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I love going to the public library and so should you 🫵🏾😐
it’s time to outlaw the life coaching industry
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
it’s time to outlaw the life coaching industry
indulging in major league sports spectacles does, in fact, make you a bad person
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
indulging in major league sports spectacles does, in fact, make you a bad person
a lot of racial talk in the bell jar i was not expecting
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
a lot of racial talk in the bell jar i was not expecting
proudly muting all major league sports references
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
proudly muting all major league sports references
a haiku:
every bottle
has a second life as a
molotov cocktail
every bottle
has a second life as a
molotov cocktail
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
a haiku:
every bottle
has a second life as a
molotov cocktail
every bottle
has a second life as a
molotov cocktail
how often are people acting on things they dreamt about? asking for a friend
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
how often are people acting on things they dreamt about? asking for a friend
Reposted by squarebear
With every passing day, America needs a bigger third reconstruction.
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
With every passing day, America needs a bigger third reconstruction.
i’ve noticed old white dudes with huge gun arsenals usually have zero protection against gas or biological weapons, seems like a huge oversight and even huger opportunity
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i’ve noticed old white dudes with huge gun arsenals usually have zero protection against gas or biological weapons, seems like a huge oversight and even huger opportunity
anyone want to join an angry mob? it’s like a flash mob but with slightly different goals
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
anyone want to join an angry mob? it’s like a flash mob but with slightly different goals
anytime an international protest is labeled “gen-z” you know it’s an op
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
anytime an international protest is labeled “gen-z” you know it’s an op
is this it? just listening to steely dan over and over again forever?
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
is this it? just listening to steely dan over and over again forever?
Reposted by squarebear
Remembering the important texts as we have a society-wide debate about pedophilia
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Remembering the important texts as we have a society-wide debate about pedophilia
Reposted by squarebear
we should all become even more insane
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
we should all become even more insane
does gen-z have a term for guillotine that’s better than slicey boi?
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
does gen-z have a term for guillotine that’s better than slicey boi?
Reposted by squarebear
Time to break out the scissors
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Time to break out the scissors
Reposted by squarebear
it would be soooo sexy if committing perjury got people in trouble again
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
it would be soooo sexy if committing perjury got people in trouble again
justice writ large seems unachievable in the current climate, but revenge is always right there ready to go
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
justice writ large seems unachievable in the current climate, but revenge is always right there ready to go
veterans: the original welfare queens. if they were truly selfless in defending the nation, they’d do it for free.
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
veterans: the original welfare queens. if they were truly selfless in defending the nation, they’d do it for free.
Reposted by squarebear
bro if i hear the word primary one more time, shuttt upppp this shit is literally only solved in the way we can't talk about
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
bro if i hear the word primary one more time, shuttt upppp this shit is literally only solved in the way we can't talk about
shy but willing to talk about rednex
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
shy but willing to talk about rednex