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now is the time of Rat Bastards
necromancy
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
regret to inform you that box breathing is actually pretty effective
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
who else up baying for blood
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 AM
my opinion of wealthy and powerful people as a class bottomed out in idk 2016 and ever since it’s just been an endless series of revelations that the majority of us live or die, suffer or prosper on the whim of cretins and boors
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 AM
the list of people I personally would mandate out of the public sphere if I were in charge grows apace
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
the peoples of the world cried out for a cracker that explodes into razor-sharp shrapnel in the mouth and lo the Swedes delivered
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I know this is one of those annoying recipe blogs where you have to squint through five pop up ads to scroll through thousands of words to get to the actual recipe but I gotta say these absolutely slap and are worth a trip to the store for powdered milk.

tarateaspoon.com/soft-cinnamo...
Soft Cinnamon Rolls Tangzhong Milk Bread
Make super soft cinnamon rolls using the tangzhong milk bread method. This is the last cinnamon roll recipe you will ever have to search for, and the only recipe you'll ever make from here on out!
tarateaspoon.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i have started making sure my coat with keys, wallet and whistle and slip-on shoes are always by the door in case i have to book it. i have finally broken my habit of letting my phone get down to single-digit battery, just in case
I rarely listen to music with both headphones in anymore because I'm terrified of what signals I'll miss if I do. Can't tell you how many times I've ran out of my home because car horns or kids screaming or squeaks or screeches cross some occult intensity and creates new, dire, meanings.
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
looking forward to WGN following up with a correction when this turns out to be feds lying again
BREAKING: Shots were fired at U.S. Border Patrol agents during immigration enforcement operations in Little Village Saturday afternoon, according to the Department of Homeland Security.
Shots fired at Border Patrol agents in Little Village: DHS
Shots were reportedly fired at U.S. Border Patrol agents during immigration enforcement operations in Little Village Saturday afternoon.
wgntv.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Born to vibe forced to lock in.
November 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
all the gold decorations remind me of scabs
oh..oh no. Oh NO
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Let me save you the trouble:
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
scam where I sell a series of online courses guaranteed to teach your cat about daylight savings
November 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
politely waiting for the cryptic sports exclamations to dissipate from the TL like a fart in a crowded office
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Can someone explain to me whether this will make transit better or just not worse?
October 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
i got a set of nice linens on sale and they happen to be green and they’re so cool and crisp that i feel like a little earwig in a lettuce
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
curious about what an ICE watch training entails but I’ll never know because they all require you to sign up for them which is silly
October 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
there are a lot of people focused on reacting to and mitigating the latest wave of misery which is good, but it’s also very overwhelming and we don’t all have capacity for that level of stress
October 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
every day I grow more grateful that I never worked out a personal opinion on the distinctions between gender and sex
October 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
sneaking down for a handful of chips using their raised voices for cover
under the covers with animorphs and a flashlight while the binaries argue downstairs
October 28, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Hot take is that printed materials with instructions on how to use a god damn whistle are insulting. What is the difference in reaction supposed to be when one hears a long blast vs. three short blasts?
October 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I had a guy who lives less than a block away from me tell me our neighborhood is a food desert and that the corner gas station is “ghetto” and I got to point out that the Cermak is super close and that I go to the gas station all time.
October 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Reposted by public universal fiend
IDK what that means going fwd but it is a Very Big Deal that people with a lot of wealth and political power suddenly feel a personal stake in this issue

It's VERY important that it translates into *solidarity* rather than the usual crime/policing "keep this unpleasantness contained to Over There"/
October 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Sometimes you just gotta try shit and see what happens.
October 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
cpd bro just up in the mix, pigs are pigs are pigs
NEW — Videos obtained by The TRiiBE show federal agents detaining a Laugh Factory worker on Chicago’s North Side this morning.

He and another person were detained around 9:20 a.m., according to rapid response teams.

Story TK shortly on thetriibe.com.
October 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM