Freak Orthodox Church
@eriskopalian.bsky.social
Discordian catma, sputras, nondescripture, hyperbles & loose canon
Least Reverend Nibor (he/him), Cazique of Poyais, Bishop of Scotland, neglectant. May be available for sermons, nonbinding weddings, incorcisms, etc
"AI art" is neither. buy some crayons.
Least Reverend Nibor (he/him), Cazique of Poyais, Bishop of Scotland, neglectant. May be available for sermons, nonbinding weddings, incorcisms, etc
"AI art" is neither. buy some crayons.
Pinned
My Discordianism
- draws from Zen and Taoism
- flows happily with leftwing, progressive politics (this shouldn't need saying but that includes trans rights)
- does not claim physics-breaking magic, but does include very real magics based in creativity and art (...)
- draws from Zen and Taoism
- flows happily with leftwing, progressive politics (this shouldn't need saying but that includes trans rights)
- does not claim physics-breaking magic, but does include very real magics based in creativity and art (...)
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You are here, you have community, and there is plenty to do.
You do not have to die on every hill, but we do all die, and there is a hill waiting for you somewhere here already, something worth defending, and work in that place worth being done.
So let us get to that work. Let us stay at it.
You do not have to die on every hill, but we do all die, and there is a hill waiting for you somewhere here already, something worth defending, and work in that place worth being done.
So let us get to that work. Let us stay at it.
October 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
You are here, you have community, and there is plenty to do.
You do not have to die on every hill, but we do all die, and there is a hill waiting for you somewhere here already, something worth defending, and work in that place worth being done.
So let us get to that work. Let us stay at it.
You do not have to die on every hill, but we do all die, and there is a hill waiting for you somewhere here already, something worth defending, and work in that place worth being done.
So let us get to that work. Let us stay at it.
Just realised I didn't have "messages from anyone" turned on, I do now! PM if you want an Erisian pocket shrine (each is unique)
Free to good #Discordian homes: Eris pocket shrines. Pay me back for postage (from UK) and they're yours until I get bored of making them. (Pretty sure they're low-value gifts & therefore exempt from US tariffs etc)
October 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Just realised I didn't have "messages from anyone" turned on, I do now! PM if you want an Erisian pocket shrine (each is unique)
Free to good #Discordian homes: Eris pocket shrines. Pay me back for postage (from UK) and they're yours until I get bored of making them. (Pretty sure they're low-value gifts & therefore exempt from US tariffs etc)
September 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Free to good #Discordian homes: Eris pocket shrines. Pay me back for postage (from UK) and they're yours until I get bored of making them. (Pretty sure they're low-value gifts & therefore exempt from US tariffs etc)
Pythagoras died for your sines
September 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Pythagoras died for your sines
![One of those images that is just text of a short religious platitude in a fancy font. It reads:
If you meet Goddess on the road, high-five Her
[ODD#3129-PKTSHRN-00027]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2ug7nvsqiydsih5cnpkpiw3k/bafkreifgtdrkpv72jbsaltqz5dygut4giirnymt6fjkylecat67t6ehndq@jpeg)
when the nazis came I never thought their declaration of martial law would be this fucking whiny. like an office manager passive-aggressively accusing you of stealing post-it notes
Trump says he’s authorized Hegseth to use “Full Force” against Antifa in “War ravaged” Portland
September 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
when the nazis came I never thought their declaration of martial law would be this fucking whiny. like an office manager passive-aggressively accusing you of stealing post-it notes
Can anyone recommend any online Discordian hangouts that are not full of antivax wankers and AI drivel and also not past my European-ass bedtime?
(I used to hang out in a Discord sometimes but I've forgotten which one. It had Principia readings that were fun. An open-mic sermon night could be good)
(I used to hang out in a Discord sometimes but I've forgotten which one. It had Principia readings that were fun. An open-mic sermon night could be good)
September 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Can anyone recommend any online Discordian hangouts that are not full of antivax wankers and AI drivel and also not past my European-ass bedtime?
(I used to hang out in a Discord sometimes but I've forgotten which one. It had Principia readings that were fun. An open-mic sermon night could be good)
(I used to hang out in a Discord sometimes but I've forgotten which one. It had Principia readings that were fun. An open-mic sermon night could be good)
will I finish ranking pre-Discordian images of Eris by hotness today? Ever? Let's find out together! 🧵
14. 1990s BBC Period Drama Eris, illustration by Gustav Doré to an 1867 edition of La Fontaine's Fables
September 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
will I finish ranking pre-Discordian images of Eris by hotness today? Ever? Let's find out together! 🧵
If you get raptured against your will, contact Amnasty Interdimensional via your pineal gland
September 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
If you get raptured against your will, contact Amnasty Interdimensional via your pineal gland
Goddess grant me the anger to fight, the strength to laugh and the stupidity to keep going
September 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Goddess grant me the anger to fight, the strength to laugh and the stupidity to keep going
As I've said before, pre-Discordian images of Eris are varied, interesting, and more numerous than you might think.
But are they hot??
A special conclave of Erisian monks spent five days and nights callously objectifying OVER 20 images of Our Lady of Confusion and THE RESULTS ARE IN
A THREAD 🧵⬇️
But are they hot??
A special conclave of Erisian monks spent five days and nights callously objectifying OVER 20 images of Our Lady of Confusion and THE RESULTS ARE IN
A THREAD 🧵⬇️
September 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
As I've said before, pre-Discordian images of Eris are varied, interesting, and more numerous than you might think.
But are they hot??
A special conclave of Erisian monks spent five days and nights callously objectifying OVER 20 images of Our Lady of Confusion and THE RESULTS ARE IN
A THREAD 🧵⬇️
But are they hot??
A special conclave of Erisian monks spent five days and nights callously objectifying OVER 20 images of Our Lady of Confusion and THE RESULTS ARE IN
A THREAD 🧵⬇️
Remember comrades, the Turkey Curse is SCIENTIFiCALLY PROVEN to guard against invisible enemies! 🦃✌️
Since there's a lot of talk about covid vaccine soreness, don't forget to flappy-flappy! Get that vaccine working through your body by frantically flapping your arm like a broken-winged bird at least twice an hour for eight hours! Look like a big dork! Make strangers run from you in stores!
September 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Remember comrades, the Turkey Curse is SCIENTIFiCALLY PROVEN to guard against invisible enemies! 🦃✌️
This is nice and all but there are SO MANY other depictions of Eris in pre-Discordian art
September 14, 2025 at 11:56 AM
This is nice and all but there are SO MANY other depictions of Eris in pre-Discordian art
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It's not lost on me in the midst of this eulogizing and memorializing a monster that my home state, Florida, has made it a crime to commemorate or remember the victims of the Pulse massacre.
In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
September 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It's not lost on me in the midst of this eulogizing and memorializing a monster that my home state, Florida, has made it a crime to commemorate or remember the victims of the Pulse massacre.
In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
Those who live by the leopard shall die by the leopard
September 14, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Those who live by the leopard shall die by the leopard
wait has nobody called their cabal the Freak Orthodox Church
In the name of Eris I invoke the ancient rite of Bagsy
In the name of Eris I invoke the ancient rite of Bagsy
September 13, 2025 at 10:18 AM
wait has nobody called their cabal the Freak Orthodox Church
In the name of Eris I invoke the ancient rite of Bagsy
In the name of Eris I invoke the ancient rite of Bagsy
Found another classical depiction of Eris, and it's one of the more flattering - Gustave Moreau's "La Discorde" (1880), in which Eris, cast out of Olympus, finds refuge in the temple of Hymen
September 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Found another classical depiction of Eris, and it's one of the more flattering - Gustave Moreau's "La Discorde" (1880), in which Eris, cast out of Olympus, finds refuge in the temple of Hymen
Goddess shall judge ye for your sins
last week she gave me a 9.8
last week she gave me a 9.8
August 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Goddess shall judge ye for your sins
last week she gave me a 9.8
last week she gave me a 9.8
so damn sick of seeing Discordians shilling AI
can someone who values the creative over the destructive, or even the good quality over the banal predictable shite, please assure me I'm not in the wrong religion
can someone who values the creative over the destructive, or even the good quality over the banal predictable shite, please assure me I'm not in the wrong religion
June 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
so damn sick of seeing Discordians shilling AI
can someone who values the creative over the destructive, or even the good quality over the banal predictable shite, please assure me I'm not in the wrong religion
can someone who values the creative over the destructive, or even the good quality over the banal predictable shite, please assure me I'm not in the wrong religion
Sermon: generative "AI" is the blandest, least creative shite on the fucking planet. Buy some colour pencils you sad hack
June 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Sermon: generative "AI" is the blandest, least creative shite on the fucking planet. Buy some colour pencils you sad hack
I found a dreadful nineteenth-century comic play (light opera?) about Eris!
It's not very good, but parts of it are just about weird enough to be interesting. A thread 🧵
Read it all (if you must) at archive.org/embed/cu3192...
It's not very good, but parts of it are just about weird enough to be interesting. A thread 🧵
Read it all (if you must) at archive.org/embed/cu3192...
June 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I found a dreadful nineteenth-century comic play (light opera?) about Eris!
It's not very good, but parts of it are just about weird enough to be interesting. A thread 🧵
Read it all (if you must) at archive.org/embed/cu3192...
It's not very good, but parts of it are just about weird enough to be interesting. A thread 🧵
Read it all (if you must) at archive.org/embed/cu3192...
We attempted to deliver you from sin but you were out.
Your sin has been left
[ ] with a neighbour, but we're not telling you which one
[ ] in the communal stairway where some bastard has already nicked it
[ ] at your local depot 30 miles away
To book a redevilry, consult your pineal gland
Your sin has been left
[ ] with a neighbour, but we're not telling you which one
[ ] in the communal stairway where some bastard has already nicked it
[ ] at your local depot 30 miles away
To book a redevilry, consult your pineal gland
June 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
We attempted to deliver you from sin but you were out.
Your sin has been left
[ ] with a neighbour, but we're not telling you which one
[ ] in the communal stairway where some bastard has already nicked it
[ ] at your local depot 30 miles away
To book a redevilry, consult your pineal gland
Your sin has been left
[ ] with a neighbour, but we're not telling you which one
[ ] in the communal stairway where some bastard has already nicked it
[ ] at your local depot 30 miles away
To book a redevilry, consult your pineal gland
SOMEWHAT PARTY-POOPING SYADAY SERMON: My siblings in Eris, "All statements are true in some sense [etc]" is useful, but please, especially in these Days of Bureaucracy-Cusping-Aftermath, remember that is it ITSELF true only in some sense (1/n)
May 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
SOMEWHAT PARTY-POOPING SYADAY SERMON: My siblings in Eris, "All statements are true in some sense [etc]" is useful, but please, especially in these Days of Bureaucracy-Cusping-Aftermath, remember that is it ITSELF true only in some sense (1/n)
I love religious rules-lawyering. "We're not outside on the Sabbath, God, 'cause look, we tied a bit of string round the whole neighbourhood" "Yeah Lord I'm tanked on Ket, but I haven't touched a DROP of coffee"
"We're Mormon so we don't drink or smoke or do drugs" BUT APPARENTLY YOU'RE K HOLING???
May 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I love religious rules-lawyering. "We're not outside on the Sabbath, God, 'cause look, we tied a bit of string round the whole neighbourhood" "Yeah Lord I'm tanked on Ket, but I haven't touched a DROP of coffee"