Eric Mallory Morgan
@ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social
Writer / Mediocre Outdoorsman
Co-host of @xowngoals.bsky.social
Mostly here to talk footy.
Co-host of @xowngoals.bsky.social
Mostly here to talk footy.
I think I’m just gonna cry right back at them.
Crying child on a 4+ hour flight. Euthanize me now.
January 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I think I’m just gonna cry right back at them.
Crying child on a 4+ hour flight. Euthanize me now.
January 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Crying child on a 4+ hour flight. Euthanize me now.
Not for all the IPAs in Oregon…
January 10, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Not for all the IPAs in Oregon…
Anyone craving Peking Duck tonight?
This is a skeet about Oregon football.
🦆 🔥 💀
This is a skeet about Oregon football.
🦆 🔥 💀
January 10, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Anyone craving Peking Duck tonight?
This is a skeet about Oregon football.
🦆 🔥 💀
This is a skeet about Oregon football.
🦆 🔥 💀
In Los Angeles, even the coyotes use crosswalks.
January 10, 2026 at 12:07 AM
In Los Angeles, even the coyotes use crosswalks.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Idk if anybody in soccer world has noticed this, but the vehicle Renee Good was driving when the ICE agent shot her had a sticker on it for the NWSL's Kansas City Current, among others.
(Photo by Elizabeth Flores of the Minnesota Star-Tribune)
(Photo by Elizabeth Flores of the Minnesota Star-Tribune)
January 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Idk if anybody in soccer world has noticed this, but the vehicle Renee Good was driving when the ICE agent shot her had a sticker on it for the NWSL's Kansas City Current, among others.
(Photo by Elizabeth Flores of the Minnesota Star-Tribune)
(Photo by Elizabeth Flores of the Minnesota Star-Tribune)
Utterly embarrassing for the #NWSL that the winner of the #WorldSevens takes home a $2m cash prize for a three day tournament and the salary cap in the NWSL is $3.5m.
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Utterly embarrassing for the #NWSL that the winner of the #WorldSevens takes home a $2m cash prize for a three day tournament and the salary cap in the NWSL is $3.5m.
The sigh Wayne Gretzky let out before knowing he was about to mispronounce Macedonia… incredible
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The sigh Wayne Gretzky let out before knowing he was about to mispronounce Macedonia… incredible
Because they are a band of very talented Disney villains, the USA and every other country would do well to avoid Norway here!
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Because they are a band of very talented Disney villains, the USA and every other country would do well to avoid Norway here!
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He'd probably get detained in his own country now
I wish Grant Wahl was here rn
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
He'd probably get detained in his own country now
Austria 🇦🇹 and Argentina 🇦🇷 will face off in a match between countries that would like us to all forget their associations with Nazism!
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Austria 🇦🇹 and Argentina 🇦🇷 will face off in a match between countries that would like us to all forget their associations with Nazism!
And 87 minutes later, the draw begins.
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
And 87 minutes later, the draw begins.
The FIFA Peace Prize might be the single most insane, corrupt and ingenious con #FIFA has ever pulled… and that is really, really, really, really, really, really, really saying something.
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize might be the single most insane, corrupt and ingenious con #FIFA has ever pulled… and that is really, really, really, really, really, really, really saying something.
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Every dollar from your Patreon subscription goes toward creating cool stuff like this chat with #USWNT star Trinity Rodman.
Use the code "XOG" at checkout when you sign up for an annual subscription to get 50% off!
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How Trinity Rodman Finishes Chances
YouTube video by Expected Own Goals
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Every dollar from your Patreon subscription goes toward creating cool stuff like this chat with #USWNT star Trinity Rodman.
Use the code "XOG" at checkout when you sign up for an annual subscription to get 50% off!
www.patreon.com/c/xOwnGoals
Use the code "XOG" at checkout when you sign up for an annual subscription to get 50% off!
www.patreon.com/c/xOwnGoals
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Just use the code "XOG" at checkout.
Here's a taste of what you'll get!
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Just use the code "XOG" at checkout.
Here's a taste of what you'll get!
www.patreon.com/c/xOwnGoals
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
We're doing a holiday discount for new Patreon members! Sign up for an annual membership at any tier to get 50% off! You'll get four bonus episodes each month, plus the main feed ad-free.
Just use the code "XOG" at checkout.
Here's a taste of what you'll get!
www.patreon.com/c/xOwnGoals
Just use the code "XOG" at checkout.
Here's a taste of what you'll get!
www.patreon.com/c/xOwnGoals
All private golf clubs / country clubs in urban or suburban areas should be seized via eminent domain and turned into parkland or new green-space-laden public housing plots.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
All private golf clubs / country clubs in urban or suburban areas should be seized via eminent domain and turned into parkland or new green-space-laden public housing plots.
Vlad impaled that hanger
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Vlad impaled that hanger
He’s just Shohei-ing off now
October 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
He’s just Shohei-ing off now
Dodger starters have pitched 22.2 innings and given up 2 runs on 7 hits through the first 3 games of this series.
That’s how you hide your rickety bullpen from the opposition.
That’s how you hide your rickety bullpen from the opposition.
October 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Dodger starters have pitched 22.2 innings and given up 2 runs on 7 hits through the first 3 games of this series.
That’s how you hide your rickety bullpen from the opposition.
That’s how you hide your rickety bullpen from the opposition.
Is there anything more futile than taking pictures of the moon on your phone?
September 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Is there anything more futile than taking pictures of the moon on your phone?
Nailed it.
September 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Nailed it.
Angel City, what the actual f*ck happened here?! Alyssa Thompson’s reps, great work. Chelsea, don’t wreck her.
EMERGENCY POD! Alyssa Thompson's move to Chelsea is official. Was it for $1.3 million? Nearly $1.5 million? $1.65 million? Despite conflicting reports, the guys feel like it was a steep underpay. What does this mean for Thompson and for #AngelCityFC?
EMERGENCY POD: Alyssa Thompson's transfer fee was HOW much?!?
Spotify video
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September 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Angel City, what the actual f*ck happened here?! Alyssa Thompson’s reps, great work. Chelsea, don’t wreck her.
Correct per usual from @kimischilling.bsky.social
August 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Correct per usual from @kimischilling.bsky.social