Eric Mallory Morgan
@ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social
Writer / Mediocre Outdoorsman
Co-host of @xowngoals.bsky.social
Mostly here to talk footy.
Co-host of @xowngoals.bsky.social
Mostly here to talk footy.
All private golf clubs / country clubs in urban or suburban areas should be seized via eminent domain and turned into parkland or new green-space-laden public housing plots.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
All private golf clubs / country clubs in urban or suburban areas should be seized via eminent domain and turned into parkland or new green-space-laden public housing plots.
Vlad impaled that hanger
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Vlad impaled that hanger
He’s just Shohei-ing off now
October 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
He’s just Shohei-ing off now
Dodger starters have pitched 22.2 innings and given up 2 runs on 7 hits through the first 3 games of this series.
That’s how you hide your rickety bullpen from the opposition.
That’s how you hide your rickety bullpen from the opposition.
October 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Dodger starters have pitched 22.2 innings and given up 2 runs on 7 hits through the first 3 games of this series.
That’s how you hide your rickety bullpen from the opposition.
That’s how you hide your rickety bullpen from the opposition.
Is there anything more futile than taking pictures of the moon on your phone?
September 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Is there anything more futile than taking pictures of the moon on your phone?
Nailed it.
September 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Nailed it.
Angel City, what the actual f*ck happened here?! Alyssa Thompson’s reps, great work. Chelsea, don’t wreck her.
EMERGENCY POD! Alyssa Thompson's move to Chelsea is official. Was it for $1.3 million? Nearly $1.5 million? $1.65 million? Despite conflicting reports, the guys feel like it was a steep underpay. What does this mean for Thompson and for #AngelCityFC?
EMERGENCY POD: Alyssa Thompson's transfer fee was HOW much?!?
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September 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Angel City, what the actual f*ck happened here?! Alyssa Thompson’s reps, great work. Chelsea, don’t wreck her.
Correct per usual from @kimischilling.bsky.social
I thought Arsenal's tactics were totally reasonable for a game away to Liverpool. Problem is people have seen this movie too many times in games that are not nearly as hard as Liverpool away.
August 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Correct per usual from @kimischilling.bsky.social
Dom “Alexander-Arnold” Szoboszlai did Trent stuff all day (maybe defended ever better) and then hit a FK equal to or better than Trent ever has… I’m so impressed with Slot and Dom… if Dom is Milner 2.0, great. If he’s Trent 2.0 bully for #LFC
August 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Dom “Alexander-Arnold” Szoboszlai did Trent stuff all day (maybe defended ever better) and then hit a FK equal to or better than Trent ever has… I’m so impressed with Slot and Dom… if Dom is Milner 2.0, great. If he’s Trent 2.0 bully for #LFC
WHAT A FUCKING BANGER T̶R̶E̶N̶T̶ DOM
August 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
WHAT A FUCKING BANGER T̶R̶E̶N̶T̶ DOM
How it feels when the North Carolina Courage conduct a press conference…
August 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
How it feels when the North Carolina Courage conduct a press conference…
I feel like I just over-did-it at an all-you-can-eat soccer buffet these last two days and now I need to unbuckle my belt and maybe take an incognito nap in this metaphorical dining establishment.
July 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I feel like I just over-did-it at an all-you-can-eat soccer buffet these last two days and now I need to unbuckle my belt and maybe take an incognito nap in this metaphorical dining establishment.
Ah yes, a classic axis rematch.
we could’ve had Italy-Germany 😔
July 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Ah yes, a classic axis rematch.
Die Nationalelf, today with an emphasis on DIE. #WEuro2025 #germany
July 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Die Nationalelf, today with an emphasis on DIE. #WEuro2025 #germany
My hamstrings hurt just watching this German team grind every moment out. #WEuro2025 #Germany #Spain
July 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My hamstrings hurt just watching this German team grind every moment out. #WEuro2025 #Germany #Spain
Weeks from now, when the scandal breaks and it turns out some Swiss🇨🇭 hotelier put Ativan in #Norway’s 🇳🇴 morning tea… I won’t be surprised. #SUI #WEuro2025
July 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Weeks from now, when the scandal breaks and it turns out some Swiss🇨🇭 hotelier put Ativan in #Norway’s 🇳🇴 morning tea… I won’t be surprised. #SUI #WEuro2025
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Oh, oh no
And now, let's check in on Mexican sports paper Record ahead of this weekend's Liga MX vs MLS match-ups
June 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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May 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
coffey_r_u_not_entertained.mp4
I’m at the airport early and I don’t care for it. What, am I just supposed to be on my phone for awhile?!?!
May 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m at the airport early and I don’t care for it. What, am I just supposed to be on my phone for awhile?!?!
United supporters used to be accused (often correctly) of being glory hunters… but if you’ve stuck with this team over the past dozen or so years and are still watching every game… I don’t think anyone can fairly level that accusation anymore.
May 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
United supporters used to be accused (often correctly) of being glory hunters… but if you’ve stuck with this team over the past dozen or so years and are still watching every game… I don’t think anyone can fairly level that accusation anymore.
London clubs with major European cups: Spurs, Chelsea, West Ham… I feel like I’m forgetting someone
May 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
London clubs with major European cups: Spurs, Chelsea, West Ham… I feel like I’m forgetting someone
And yet they’re only 2 minutes away from having a better season than Arsenal…
Commentary: "If they hold, we hope this puts the term 'Spursy' to bed."
Sadly, winning Europa League and nearly getting relegated to the Championship is peak Spursy.
Sadly, winning Europa League and nearly getting relegated to the Championship is peak Spursy.
May 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
And yet they’re only 2 minutes away from having a better season than Arsenal…
This has been a very Spurs-y half regardless of the outcome
May 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This has been a very Spurs-y half regardless of the outcome