Beloved Author Eric Filipkowski
@ericfilipkowski.bsky.social
An author who is beloved. Not the author of "Beloved."
This guy has some great things to say!
December 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This guy has some great things to say!
Accuse me of fascism? Only when it comes to this! Happy Thanksgiving!
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All hail the King!
(of stuffing)
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November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Accuse me of fascism? Only when it comes to this! Happy Thanksgiving!
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"Threads: the place for comedy!"
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All hail the King!
(of stuffing)
pizzabetes.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Threads: the place for comedy!"
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i got my stepdad one of michael's prints for christmas a few years back and he loved it! get one for your stepdad today!
I'm having a BIG HOLIDAY SALE FULL OF SAVINGS on my website. 11x14 prints on sale for $45! And NEW 8x10 prints of all my classic designs for just $20 EACH. All prices on original art SLASHED.
michaelkupperman.com/shop
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November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
i got my stepdad one of michael's prints for christmas a few years back and he loved it! get one for your stepdad today!
I thought of a new slogan for Tik Tok.
"Tik Tok: let's ruin it for everyone else!"
"Tik Tok: let's ruin it for everyone else!"
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I thought of a new slogan for Tik Tok.
"Tik Tok: let's ruin it for everyone else!"
"Tik Tok: let's ruin it for everyone else!"
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Fellas, some advice: if a genie grants you the choice between one big penis or two little ones, don't get greedy and assume that more is necessarily better, like I did ☹️
October 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Fellas, some advice: if a genie grants you the choice between one big penis or two little ones, don't get greedy and assume that more is necessarily better, like I did ☹️
Things I would never say!\https://www.instagram.com/stories/efilipkowski/3754282347714981547?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
October 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Things I would never say!\https://www.instagram.com/stories/efilipkowski/3754282347714981547?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
This is a handy guide to figuring out if I have been replaced by an android doppelgänger. For instance, I would never say, "That's my friend over there, the one in the Cybertruck."
NEW POST! @ericfilipkowski.bsky.social
is afraid of being murdered and replaced by a realistic-looking robot. It would live his life, sleep in his bed, bang his wife, and worst of all: get showered with accolades for his short humor writing.
So he came up with a plan…
is afraid of being murdered and replaced by a realistic-looking robot. It would live his life, sleep in his bed, bang his wife, and worst of all: get showered with accolades for his short humor writing.
So he came up with a plan…
15 Things I Would Never Say
A handy list in case of robot doppleganger invasion.
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October 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is a handy guide to figuring out if I have been replaced by an android doppelgänger. For instance, I would never say, "That's my friend over there, the one in the Cybertruck."
I am so sick of these liberals crying about "The East Wing" getting demolished. I suggest they all go back to school and study a MAP, because their so-called "east wing" is on the LEFT SIDE! The left side is west! ROFLMAO!!!!
October 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I am so sick of these liberals crying about "The East Wing" getting demolished. I suggest they all go back to school and study a MAP, because their so-called "east wing" is on the LEFT SIDE! The left side is west! ROFLMAO!!!!
Won't you subscribe to my stupid substack? It's free! It's called Pizzabetes, like diabetes with pizza. I don't know what it means either, but my mother in law has diabetes so you can't say it's pffensive. pizzabetes.substack.com/p/tv-sucks?r...
October 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Won't you subscribe to my stupid substack? It's free! It's called Pizzabetes, like diabetes with pizza. I don't know what it means either, but my mother in law has diabetes so you can't say it's pffensive. pizzabetes.substack.com/p/tv-sucks?r...
So I guess ice is somehow still getting paid?
October 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
So I guess ice is somehow still getting paid?
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Great piece here (and why AI regulation is one of my top three priorities). No surprise that Newsom caved to money, it’s why he should never be president.
CA governor Gavin Newsom vetoed both of the major AI bills on his desk that Silicon Valley meaningfully opposed—one making it illegal for bosses to use AI to fire workers with no oversight, one requiring chatbot sellers to ensure their products do not harm children before marketing to them.
Silicon Valley's capture of our political institutions is all but complete
The tech lobby kills off two key California AI bills, and why it matters. Plus: How Sam Altman played Hollywood with Sora 2, organized mass social media deletions, and more.
www.bloodinthemachine.com
October 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Great piece here (and why AI regulation is one of my top three priorities). No surprise that Newsom caved to money, it’s why he should never be president.
I want to put a link to make a cash app donation on my page, but only if it's in multiples of $50,000.
October 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I want to put a link to make a cash app donation on my page, but only if it's in multiples of $50,000.
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Any one of us could be in the next apartment building that ICE raids in the middle of the night.
Any one of us could be on the next boat that Trump bombs on a whim.
Any one of us could be detained for hours despite being a U.S. citizen.
Authoritarianism hurts all of us.
Any one of us could be on the next boat that Trump bombs on a whim.
Any one of us could be detained for hours despite being a U.S. citizen.
Authoritarianism hurts all of us.
October 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Any one of us could be in the next apartment building that ICE raids in the middle of the night.
Any one of us could be on the next boat that Trump bombs on a whim.
Any one of us could be detained for hours despite being a U.S. citizen.
Authoritarianism hurts all of us.
Any one of us could be on the next boat that Trump bombs on a whim.
Any one of us could be detained for hours despite being a U.S. citizen.
Authoritarianism hurts all of us.
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Just a warning to any would-be kidnappers: I am constantly swallowing, pooping out and then re-swallowing a series of about ten AirTags I have purchased that are linked to my mom's Find My Friends, so if you think I'll be an easy mark, you got another thing coming, buster!
October 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Just a warning to any would-be kidnappers: I am constantly swallowing, pooping out and then re-swallowing a series of about ten AirTags I have purchased that are linked to my mom's Find My Friends, so if you think I'll be an easy mark, you got another thing coming, buster!
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This morning I was filming ICE abducting sometime in Petworth. One of the agents told me "the last US citizen that did this he put in cuffs all the way to the courtroom".
October 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
This morning I was filming ICE abducting sometime in Petworth. One of the agents told me "the last US citizen that did this he put in cuffs all the way to the courtroom".
I'm thinking about unsubscribing from the Arby's mailing list. There's no Arby's near me anymore and hearing about a $1.99 Beef N Cheddar special offer is too painful.
October 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I'm thinking about unsubscribing from the Arby's mailing list. There's no Arby's near me anymore and hearing about a $1.99 Beef N Cheddar special offer is too painful.
Greg Grunberg has been noticeably silent on what's happened to Greta Thunberg and that just sounds wrong, right?
October 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Greg Grunberg has been noticeably silent on what's happened to Greta Thunberg and that just sounds wrong, right?
If there was any accountability in media, we could look for the retractions of the headlines we got about "the group that ambushed ice."
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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October 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
If there was any accountability in media, we could look for the retractions of the headlines we got about "the group that ambushed ice."
SATURDAY NIGHT DEAD!
October 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
SATURDAY NIGHT DEAD!
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ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.
October 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.
My iPhone battery life is *terrible* after updating to iOS 26. It's been over a week and it still hasn't "optimized." I used to end the day at 20-30% and now I get the 20% and 10% warning every night on my 14 pro max.
September 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My iPhone battery life is *terrible* after updating to iOS 26. It's been over a week and it still hasn't "optimized." I used to end the day at 20-30% and now I get the 20% and 10% warning every night on my 14 pro max.
Snoop Dogg ruins all of his good will playing trumps inauguration. Arnold Schwarzeneger sees prop 50 and says, "hold my beer."
September 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Snoop Dogg ruins all of his good will playing trumps inauguration. Arnold Schwarzeneger sees prop 50 and says, "hold my beer."