Eric Faceplant
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
My little designated kitter. Go Jays!
November 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My little designated kitter. Go Jays!
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It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
Gonna give my cat Tommy John surgery so he can pitch in the major leagues.
October 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Gonna give my cat Tommy John surgery so he can pitch in the major leagues.
Not getting to see @taylortomlinsonn.bsky.social while she's in Vancouver, but I just found the next best thing!
September 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Not getting to see @taylortomlinsonn.bsky.social while she's in Vancouver, but I just found the next best thing!
The discourse is a bit much.
September 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The discourse is a bit much.
Someone should ask Trump if it's him or Netanyahu who is actually in charge. I want to see his reaction. I think it would be funny.
June 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Someone should ask Trump if it's him or Netanyahu who is actually in charge. I want to see his reaction. I think it would be funny.
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People always think I'm being ungenerous or misstating their views, but this is very explicitly what the "gender-critical" crowd says: Their *best case* against gender affirming care for kids is that the research says it works, but the research doesn't count.
(this is from the Cass report)
(this is from the Cass report)
June 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
People always think I'm being ungenerous or misstating their views, but this is very explicitly what the "gender-critical" crowd says: Their *best case* against gender affirming care for kids is that the research says it works, but the research doesn't count.
(this is from the Cass report)
(this is from the Cass report)
Hirohito on December 8th, 1941:
"Hey FDR. Now is the time for peace."
"Hey FDR. Now is the time for peace."
June 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Hirohito on December 8th, 1941:
"Hey FDR. Now is the time for peace."
"Hey FDR. Now is the time for peace."
They didn't even really try to sell the rehashed Iraq war propaganda. It was basically, "We know you know this is bullshit, but we have to say something. Weapons of mass destruction! Evil dictator the world is better off without! Ok, Pete, send in the bombers."
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
They didn't even really try to sell the rehashed Iraq war propaganda. It was basically, "We know you know this is bullshit, but we have to say something. Weapons of mass destruction! Evil dictator the world is better off without! Ok, Pete, send in the bombers."
Oh good. We haven't learned anything.
June 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Oh good. We haven't learned anything.
I hope Iran shows precisely the same amount of restraint that Israel showed after it was attacked by Hamas.
June 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I hope Iran shows precisely the same amount of restraint that Israel showed after it was attacked by Hamas.
May 23, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The first drawing my wife ever sold at her first art show, before I even knew her.
❤️ George
❤️ George
May 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The first drawing my wife ever sold at her first art show, before I even knew her.
❤️ George
❤️ George
Just realized I have an hourglass figure. You can make hourglasses in any shape you want.
May 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Just realized I have an hourglass figure. You can make hourglasses in any shape you want.
The tortoise vs the hare was just the semifinals. The tortoise actually lost in the finals.
May 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The tortoise vs the hare was just the semifinals. The tortoise actually lost in the finals.
It's ridiculous to talk about the "right to exist" of a nation-state. That's like talking about the right to exist of a currency. The rupee doesn't have a right to exist. It's a fiction we have created. If these fictions are causing harm, we don't need to recognize them.
May 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It's ridiculous to talk about the "right to exist" of a nation-state. That's like talking about the right to exist of a currency. The rupee doesn't have a right to exist. It's a fiction we have created. If these fictions are causing harm, we don't need to recognize them.
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The Kentucky Derby is tomorrow and lots of people say they love it for the hats, but did you know you can actually wear silly hats anytime without supporting a “sport” that harms and kills thousands of horses every year? It’s true! 👒 katiecouric.com/news/opinion...
May 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The Kentucky Derby is tomorrow and lots of people say they love it for the hats, but did you know you can actually wear silly hats anytime without supporting a “sport” that harms and kills thousands of horses every year? It’s true! 👒 katiecouric.com/news/opinion...
Captain's vacant stare
May 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Captain's vacant stare
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Marco Rubio: censorship of Americans ends today
Brendan Carr: report what we tell you or we’ll pull your license
Brendan Carr: report what we tell you or we’ll pull your license
April 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Marco Rubio: censorship of Americans ends today
Brendan Carr: report what we tell you or we’ll pull your license
Brendan Carr: report what we tell you or we’ll pull your license
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It seems like you're having trouble understanding my opinion on this controversial issue. Here, let me make it clearer: Imagine if, instead of what is happening, something totally different was happening, where my position would be undeniably correct.
April 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It seems like you're having trouble understanding my opinion on this controversial issue. Here, let me make it clearer: Imagine if, instead of what is happening, something totally different was happening, where my position would be undeniably correct.
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Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
March 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
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This is crazy interesting: Super Nintendos are getting *faster* as the hardware ages. We spoke to the person who discovered this and has been collecting more data. They even put a SNES in the freezer to test a hypothesis
www.404media.co/super-ninten...
www.404media.co/super-ninten...
Super Nintendo Hardware Is Running Faster as It Ages
Why is this speedrunner putting his Super Nintendo in the freezer? Science.
www.404media.co
March 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This is crazy interesting: Super Nintendos are getting *faster* as the hardware ages. We spoke to the person who discovered this and has been collecting more data. They even put a SNES in the freezer to test a hypothesis
www.404media.co/super-ninten...
www.404media.co/super-ninten...