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Eric Faceplant
@ericfaceplant.bsky.social
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Fuck the soldiers. The only ethical action is to refuse to go murder people for the empire.
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
That's fair. I think I prefer Rasputina's A Radical Recital, but no points can be deducted for the Fire Straits answer. It is a very good one.
November 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
More like Tyrannosaurus Sex
November 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I love calories!
November 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
On the bright side, the clock in my car is roughly accurate again.
November 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
He's coming off Tommy John surgery and ready to start game eight
November 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
For anyone without the time to bake bread: rice and beans are a great way to get a lot of calories and a complete protein for cheap that still takes some cooking, but not quite as much time.
November 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Yes. Congress should walk out. We'll see how the country gets along without highly paid public servants constantly sucking Israel's cock.
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
What part of it is disallowed?
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Forever a legend.
July 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Sometimes it's too difficult to keep it up, yeah. I have a weakness for restaurant hamburgers, but I pay for it over two days.
July 19, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Tamari, fish sauce, chinese cooking wine and sesame oil does it for me. Add broth and thicken with corn starch. And now I'm hungry.
July 19, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Ah shit. It was always the chinese sauces for me. I have to do chinese from absolute scratch.
July 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Same
July 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I fucking hate ingredients.
July 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The closer you look at the prison system, the more horrifying it becomes.
July 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Trans women are women. It's right there in "trans women" if you look carefully.

Check that before spouting off next time.
July 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This is just a list of trans women athletes. None of whom are men.
July 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Have you tried turn off and then turn on again?
June 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM