little miss no name
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Columbo enthusiast
Watching the Lilith Fair documentary and all I can think of is how insane it was that I didn't realize I was fully bisexual until my late 30s.
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Watching the Lilith Fair documentary and all I can think of is how insane it was that I didn't realize I was fully bisexual until my late 30s.
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Every day of his miserable life Trump is shuttled between rooms by a series of viziers who all look like a racist version of Dobby to talk to women who all got the same surgery to look like Skyrim NPCs and here comes this communist who look…he look so beautiful
everyone's talking about how bright and charming zohran must be, which is true, but then you remember the spider-brained cryptkeepers trump's surrounded himself with since '15 and realize a single smile from mamdani must have hit like barbecue spare ribs down the gullet of a 12th century peasant.
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Every day of his miserable life Trump is shuttled between rooms by a series of viziers who all look like a racist version of Dobby to talk to women who all got the same surgery to look like Skyrim NPCs and here comes this communist who look…he look so beautiful
Meeting Mamdani and immediately wanting to make out with him is the one and only time this president has been relatable.
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Meeting Mamdani and immediately wanting to make out with him is the one and only time this president has been relatable.
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he hangs out in group chats with teenaged nazis, so there’s that
Has JD Vance done anything as VP besides go on podcasts and complain?
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
he hangs out in group chats with teenaged nazis, so there’s that
I AM SO TIRED OF ALL THE BAD THINGS WE ARE NOT MEANT TO LIVE IN CONSTANT MISERY.
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I AM SO TIRED OF ALL THE BAD THINGS WE ARE NOT MEANT TO LIVE IN CONSTANT MISERY.
they used to make real soundtracks for a movie
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
they used to make real soundtracks for a movie
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
As a kindergarten teacher this makes me want to throw up.
Tech brains broken part 1000000000 (this lady is a partner at Andreessen apparently)
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
As a kindergarten teacher this makes me want to throw up.
It's my yearly reminder that the state of South Carolina hates the troops, because I don't have tomorrow off.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It's my yearly reminder that the state of South Carolina hates the troops, because I don't have tomorrow off.
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
What is it like to not be on the verge of a panic attack literally every second of every day, because I sure as shit don't remember.
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
What is it like to not be on the verge of a panic attack literally every second of every day, because I sure as shit don't remember.
Is each check going to be for millions of dollars oooooooor?
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Is each check going to be for millions of dollars oooooooor?
I made a comment about my age in passing during a parent teacher conference today and the mom literally stopped me mid sentence and was like excuse me you're how old? And then went on to say how I look MUCH younger than that and now her kid is my favorite.
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I made a comment about my age in passing during a parent teacher conference today and the mom literally stopped me mid sentence and was like excuse me you're how old? And then went on to say how I look MUCH younger than that and now her kid is my favorite.
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And then the Fire Nation attacked
November 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
And then the Fire Nation attacked
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The painful irony here is what the President is celebrating as a win is actually a massive corporation highlighting how fucking poor they know their customers are in his economy. They know no one who is buying Thanksgiving dinner at Walmart can afford last year’s meal at today’s prices.
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The painful irony here is what the President is celebrating as a win is actually a massive corporation highlighting how fucking poor they know their customers are in his economy. They know no one who is buying Thanksgiving dinner at Walmart can afford last year’s meal at today’s prices.
Decided that it'd be fun to watch Only Murders in the Building with my kids and I'd forgotten about this line. My youngest was like wait what's that mean and my oldest looked like he wanted to kill himself. It's still fun tho, all finger-fucking aside.
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Decided that it'd be fun to watch Only Murders in the Building with my kids and I'd forgotten about this line. My youngest was like wait what's that mean and my oldest looked like he wanted to kill himself. It's still fun tho, all finger-fucking aside.
I reunited a dog that has been missing for more than THREE weeks with her owner today and it was the best. 10/10. One million stars. Highly recommend.
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I reunited a dog that has been missing for more than THREE weeks with her owner today and it was the best. 10/10. One million stars. Highly recommend.
All the right people are furious today. Feels fucking great.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
All the right people are furious today. Feels fucking great.
The only election happening in my town yesterday was a city council at large seat and the person I voted for is a good person who actually gives a shit and they won. I've lived in SC for 12 years now and this has never happened before. It's nice!! Feels good!!
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
The only election happening in my town yesterday was a city council at large seat and the person I voted for is a good person who actually gives a shit and they won. I've lived in SC for 12 years now and this has never happened before. It's nice!! Feels good!!
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
Dressed up as a ladybug version of myself today.
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Dressed up as a ladybug version of myself today.
It has been raining all week and that means there's been no outdoor recess for my kinders all week and you might think to yourself "twenty minutes outside doesn't make or break a day" and you'd be fucking wrong. And then multiply that by 3.
October 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It has been raining all week and that means there's been no outdoor recess for my kinders all week and you might think to yourself "twenty minutes outside doesn't make or break a day" and you'd be fucking wrong. And then multiply that by 3.
What an absolute piece of shit.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
What an absolute piece of shit.