Madeline
@ennuiwinehouse.bsky.social
She/They. Disaster Enby. Semi-retired Suedegirl™️. Your gentleness is not a weakness. Your tenderness is not a fault. https://spacedcatdet.co.uk/
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oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
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Just found this old graphic I made when Starmer was running for Labour leader
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Just found this old graphic I made when Starmer was running for Labour leader
A second Olly Murs song has hit the tower
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
A second Olly Murs song has hit the tower
Just heard the Sonic Heroes theme in the wild and I had the biggest Proustian rush of my life
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Just heard the Sonic Heroes theme in the wild and I had the biggest Proustian rush of my life
Yay, I had my prescription increase approved!
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Yay, I had my prescription increase approved!
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Every single day, I'm like, "Damn, why do I feel so shitty today?" as if I don't have a feel-shitty disorder
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Every single day, I'm like, "Damn, why do I feel so shitty today?" as if I don't have a feel-shitty disorder
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November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Posting a song every day
19/11/2025 (sorry. Got the dates backwards.)
Sprints - Adore Adore Adore
youtu.be/7VYmPOLSaWE?...
19/11/2025 (sorry. Got the dates backwards.)
Sprints - Adore Adore Adore
youtu.be/7VYmPOLSaWE?...
SPRINTS - ADORE ADORE ADORE (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by SPRINTS
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Posting a song every day
19/11/2025 (sorry. Got the dates backwards.)
Sprints - Adore Adore Adore
youtu.be/7VYmPOLSaWE?...
19/11/2025 (sorry. Got the dates backwards.)
Sprints - Adore Adore Adore
youtu.be/7VYmPOLSaWE?...
Oops, two today.
Posting a song every day
20/11/2025
Sisters of Mercy - Some Kind Of Stranger
youtu.be/5ILpBKetj7E?...
Posting a song every day
20/11/2025
Sisters of Mercy - Some Kind Of Stranger
youtu.be/5ILpBKetj7E?...
The Sisters of Mercy - Some Kind of Stranger
YouTube video by sulico78
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Oops, two today.
Posting a song every day
20/11/2025
Sisters of Mercy - Some Kind Of Stranger
youtu.be/5ILpBKetj7E?...
Posting a song every day
20/11/2025
Sisters of Mercy - Some Kind Of Stranger
youtu.be/5ILpBKetj7E?...
I feel bad for the bloke called Fabien who worked in a different centre at an old job of mine because at head office we always pictured him as looking like Fabio and when any of us emailed him all the blokes were like "oooh, chatting to Fabio are we? 😏😏😏😉😉😉😉😉"
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I feel bad for the bloke called Fabien who worked in a different centre at an old job of mine because at head office we always pictured him as looking like Fabio and when any of us emailed him all the blokes were like "oooh, chatting to Fabio are we? 😏😏😏😉😉😉😉😉"
Mad how you can get internet almost everywhere these days except for the bathroom in 99% of British terraced houses
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Mad how you can get internet almost everywhere these days except for the bathroom in 99% of British terraced houses
During the 2019 General Election I remember a girl in a group chat I was in told us her local polling station was in someone's house so I made not exactly this but an image along these lines
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
During the 2019 General Election I remember a girl in a group chat I was in told us her local polling station was in someone's house so I made not exactly this but an image along these lines
I was 7 when the smoking ban came into effect and even as an occasional smoker, if I'm inside someone's house and they spark up a cigarette, I start to feel nauseous. So were people less sensitive to cigarette smoke, or did everyone walk around feeling pukey all the time?
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I was 7 when the smoking ban came into effect and even as an occasional smoker, if I'm inside someone's house and they spark up a cigarette, I start to feel nauseous. So were people less sensitive to cigarette smoke, or did everyone walk around feeling pukey all the time?
Um I had a faulty Ron mini standee so I got in touch with the store and got a replacement and ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IT HAS THE SAME PROBLEM SO NOW I HAVE TWO RUSSELLS AND STILL NO RONALD
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Um I had a faulty Ron mini standee so I got in touch with the store and got a replacement and ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IT HAS THE SAME PROBLEM SO NOW I HAVE TWO RUSSELLS AND STILL NO RONALD
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Overheard at the dentist for romance book characters:
Fabio, you've got to wait until her nipples are not pebble hard. You're gonna keep chipping your teeth if you don't. And Natasha, no more chipping teeth on his velvet wrapped rod of steel. You both need to work on your technique. Seriously. WTF.
Fabio, you've got to wait until her nipples are not pebble hard. You're gonna keep chipping your teeth if you don't. And Natasha, no more chipping teeth on his velvet wrapped rod of steel. You both need to work on your technique. Seriously. WTF.
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Overheard at the dentist for romance book characters:
Fabio, you've got to wait until her nipples are not pebble hard. You're gonna keep chipping your teeth if you don't. And Natasha, no more chipping teeth on his velvet wrapped rod of steel. You both need to work on your technique. Seriously. WTF.
Fabio, you've got to wait until her nipples are not pebble hard. You're gonna keep chipping your teeth if you don't. And Natasha, no more chipping teeth on his velvet wrapped rod of steel. You both need to work on your technique. Seriously. WTF.
Is he becoming one of them shitty YouTube channels that reviews Iceland ready meals and limited edition Mcdonald's menu items and burns his mouth every time?
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Is he becoming one of them shitty YouTube channels that reviews Iceland ready meals and limited edition Mcdonald's menu items and burns his mouth every time?
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Every day I think about how Limp Bizkit nearly covered Total Eclipse of The Heart instead of Behind Blue Eyes
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Every day I think about how Limp Bizkit nearly covered Total Eclipse of The Heart instead of Behind Blue Eyes
How could I forget
"Pressure
Pushing down on me
Pressing down on you
You're an asshole"
"Pressure
Pushing down on me
Pressing down on you
You're an asshole"
Are there any incorrect lyrics you physically cannot stop yourself from singing? For me it's "I'm sorry, Miss Jackson, I am four eels. Never meant to make your daughter cry, I am several fish and not a guy."
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
How could I forget
"Pressure
Pushing down on me
Pressing down on you
You're an asshole"
"Pressure
Pushing down on me
Pressing down on you
You're an asshole"
Suede - Trance State (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Suede HQ
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If CBD is just snake oil then how come when I use like 0.5ml of prescribed THC + CBD oil I'm perfectly functional but 0.3ml of CBD alone is nighty-night time
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If CBD is just snake oil then how come when I use like 0.5ml of prescribed THC + CBD oil I'm perfectly functional but 0.3ml of CBD alone is nighty-night time
If you're on meds it means you get to open an advent calendar at least once every day of the year
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If you're on meds it means you get to open an advent calendar at least once every day of the year
When the Suede documentary came out in 2018 my mate and I wrote a parody Suede doc we never got round to filming. Here are some highlights:
• Richard was to be played by a 6 year old child
• Neil looked like Samara from The Ring, and would frequently get spooked by cucumbers, like a cat.
• Richard was to be played by a 6 year old child
• Neil looked like Samara from The Ring, and would frequently get spooked by cucumbers, like a cat.
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
When the Suede documentary came out in 2018 my mate and I wrote a parody Suede doc we never got round to filming. Here are some highlights:
• Richard was to be played by a 6 year old child
• Neil looked like Samara from The Ring, and would frequently get spooked by cucumbers, like a cat.
• Richard was to be played by a 6 year old child
• Neil looked like Samara from The Ring, and would frequently get spooked by cucumbers, like a cat.
"Hm, our grown up child with ME will definitely appreciate getting woken up at 6am after she only fell asleep at 5 by the hoover repeatedly banging against her bedroom door very very loudly" - today's breakfast conversation, I assume.
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"Hm, our grown up child with ME will definitely appreciate getting woken up at 6am after she only fell asleep at 5 by the hoover repeatedly banging against her bedroom door very very loudly" - today's breakfast conversation, I assume.