Deedee Megabooboo
@englishhurler.bsky.social
Let's go Devils love da Devils
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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I have a revolutionary new idea for the future of roulette.
Patent pending: APPARATUS FOR FACILITATING THE BIRTH OF A CHILD BY CENTRIFUGAL FORCE
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I have a revolutionary new idea for the future of roulette.
My sleepy baby every time he realizes I'm holding him and not my wife.
I think this violates the nap
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My sleepy baby every time he realizes I'm holding him and not my wife.
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nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
November 22, 2024 at 1:57 PM
nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
Just show the little giblets reforming into a handsome man in the cold open and move on like nothing happened.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just show the little giblets reforming into a handsome man in the cold open and move on like nothing happened.
@iwriteok.bsky.social at Air Force Officer Training School, I got nicknamed English Bear because I'm big and I peeled off a squadron run week one to shit in the woods.
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
@iwriteok.bsky.social at Air Force Officer Training School, I got nicknamed English Bear because I'm big and I peeled off a squadron run week one to shit in the woods.
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i saw a tiktok about how wanging chung in childhood is a sign of demonic possession and i can't stop thinking about it
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
i saw a tiktok about how wanging chung in childhood is a sign of demonic possession and i can't stop thinking about it
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
@pwhl--vancouver.bsky.social Should forbid wrist shots and go Slappers Only
November 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
@pwhl--vancouver.bsky.social Should forbid wrist shots and go Slappers Only
So New York doesn't even care that there will be mayorless parades?
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
So New York doesn't even care that there will be mayorless parades?
Dick Cheney is shooting dudes in the face with the angels now.
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Dick Cheney is shooting dudes in the face with the angels now.
Troll 2
Name a sequel that overshadowed the original (can be books, movies, video games etc.)
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Troll 2
The difference between ragu and white ragu is the addition of raisins.
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The difference between ragu and white ragu is the addition of raisins.
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We spoke to dozens of survivors, read thousands of pages of court and police records, identified 200 alleged church abusers across decades.
Our investigation reveals a 50-year pattern of sex abuse, silence, complacency & cover-up in the world’s largest Pentecostal denomination.
Read it here:
Our investigation reveals a 50-year pattern of sex abuse, silence, complacency & cover-up in the world’s largest Pentecostal denomination.
Read it here:
Assemblies of God churches shielded accused predators — and allowed them to keep abusing children
NBC News uncovered a 50-year pattern of sex abuse, silence and cover-up in the world’s largest Pentecostal denomination.
www.nbcnews.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
We spoke to dozens of survivors, read thousands of pages of court and police records, identified 200 alleged church abusers across decades.
Our investigation reveals a 50-year pattern of sex abuse, silence, complacency & cover-up in the world’s largest Pentecostal denomination.
Read it here:
Our investigation reveals a 50-year pattern of sex abuse, silence, complacency & cover-up in the world’s largest Pentecostal denomination.
Read it here:
Sleepaway Camp
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Sleepaway Camp
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The Devils have only lost once in my sons lifetime
October 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The Devils have only lost once in my sons lifetime
Oh, Gritsy scores DINGERS
October 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Oh, Gritsy scores DINGERS
Zombies Ate My Neighbors
Without saying Sonic, name a Sega Videogame.
October 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Zombies Ate My Neighbors
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My uncle Roger. Merchant seaman all his life. Photo of his hands is from his 90th birthday party in March. Got the tattoos on shore leave in Delhi, India, in 1955. Traded them for a packet of British cigarettes.
October 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
My uncle Roger. Merchant seaman all his life. Photo of his hands is from his 90th birthday party in March. Got the tattoos on shore leave in Delhi, India, in 1955. Traded them for a packet of British cigarettes.
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this entire angle and the way Cruz rams right into the wall like a defensive end on a practice dummy is 🤌🏽
October 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
this entire angle and the way Cruz rams right into the wall like a defensive end on a practice dummy is 🤌🏽
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October 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness