emmylou sugarbean
@emxlymargaret.bsky.social
annoying, angry, vulgar. a rat in rat's clothing.
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bro's cup doesn't even runneth over 😂😭
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
bro's cup doesn't even runneth over 😂😭
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Even if you don’t primarily reside in an area that’s a hot spot, the training helps you get better at keeping an eye out and knowing how to report, record, etc
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Even if you don’t primarily reside in an area that’s a hot spot, the training helps you get better at keeping an eye out and knowing how to report, record, etc
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depression can't hit a moving target or whatever
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
depression can't hit a moving target or whatever
the birthday blues will throw me into the ground and curb stomp me every time
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
the birthday blues will throw me into the ground and curb stomp me every time
i could really use those group screaming outside sessions that peaked during covid
January 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i could really use those group screaming outside sessions that peaked during covid
if you don't think my jokes are funny i'm so sorry because that will not stop me. i am the only audience member i need.
January 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
if you don't think my jokes are funny i'm so sorry because that will not stop me. i am the only audience member i need.
brunch had great lighting what can we say
January 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
brunch had great lighting what can we say
this motherhood shit is easy
December 9, 2024 at 5:01 PM
this motherhood shit is easy
the gang has a baby shower
December 9, 2024 at 2:05 PM
the gang has a baby shower
fell asleep on the couch with an unlit joint in my hand. really reaching my peak aggressively fast.
December 6, 2024 at 12:04 PM
fell asleep on the couch with an unlit joint in my hand. really reaching my peak aggressively fast.
getting "deny, defend, depose" as a cunty tramp stamp
December 5, 2024 at 11:41 PM
getting "deny, defend, depose" as a cunty tramp stamp
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Hardest edit I’ve seen so far
December 5, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Hardest edit I’ve seen so far
it's me vs my uterus
December 4, 2024 at 3:19 PM
it's me vs my uterus
men who give me money for coffee on the internet hold a special place in my heart
December 1, 2024 at 9:21 AM
men who give me money for coffee on the internet hold a special place in my heart
one thing about me is i'm GONNA have a headache
November 30, 2024 at 8:14 PM
one thing about me is i'm GONNA have a headache
snowy day (i'm filled with rage)
November 30, 2024 at 8:14 PM
snowy day (i'm filled with rage)
round face supremacy
November 29, 2024 at 3:20 PM
round face supremacy
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my biggest issue with Bublé singing Santa buddy instead of Santa baby is the arrogance to preemptively reject Santa’s advances. You’re friend zoning St Nick when in reality you should BE so lucky that he’d let you explore his body
November 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
my biggest issue with Bublé singing Santa buddy instead of Santa baby is the arrogance to preemptively reject Santa’s advances. You’re friend zoning St Nick when in reality you should BE so lucky that he’d let you explore his body
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Identifying as a ‘boy mom’ should be in the DSM-5
November 28, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Identifying as a ‘boy mom’ should be in the DSM-5
making stuffed mushroom dip for thanksgiving if you even fucking care
November 28, 2024 at 4:56 PM
making stuffed mushroom dip for thanksgiving if you even fucking care
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eating sequins to get my sparkle back
November 25, 2024 at 1:10 PM
eating sequins to get my sparkle back
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just some christmas pics of my cat to cleanse the tl
November 26, 2024 at 5:30 AM
just some christmas pics of my cat to cleanse the tl
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my employers have an expectation that I will do any meaningful work between now and january 2nd and that is very fool's paradise of them
November 26, 2024 at 3:50 AM
my employers have an expectation that I will do any meaningful work between now and january 2nd and that is very fool's paradise of them
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wake up babe it's crab tureen, 1736-95, artists in Jingdezhen, China
November 25, 2024 at 6:01 AM
wake up babe it's crab tureen, 1736-95, artists in Jingdezhen, China