Em
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Em
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She/her.
Mad Cat Lady in training.
I may have clapped a little too loudly when Penny Wong acknowledged the traditional owners of the land. I startled the lapcat.
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May 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
There needs to be a shepherds crook which reaches in from offscreen to drag the talking head from the losing party off the panel once the result is in. After a certain point it seems cruel to make them stay.
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May 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
We appear to have done a Canada.

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May 3, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Antony Green has called it for the ALP.
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May 3, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Antony Green: At this stage Victoria is the worst state for Labour... because there's only a 0.6% swing towards Labour in Victoria.
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May 3, 2025 at 9:38 AM
There was no line at my nearest polling place when I voted a couple of minutes ago, and 3 of the desks where they cross you off the list and hand you a ballot paper were free.
You won't get much better than a queue that's -3 people long.

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May 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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the perfect wall clock doesn't ex......
March 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Hello from 2:49am. I have to get up for work in 3.5 hours.

I've taken melatonin for 3 consecutive nights now, but so far it just seems to make me alert and clear-headed rather than helping me to reset my natural delayed sleep cycle to something more normal.
I'd like it to start working now please.
February 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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My gingerbread for this year. Merry Christmas and happy Voyages to all!!
December 25, 2024 at 2:15 PM
ULMB types? 2 more needed to hit the minimum number for Kim to start her list.
hey ULMB friends, should we create a starter pack so we don't miss people with changed handles? :) cc: @iamemnough.bsky.social @retrogradeorbit.bsky.social and i am forgetting usernames but you know who you are :)
November 19, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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You see it, you share it. Them's the rules.
The Other Place had a number of traditions which hopefully will make it over to BlueSky. On an entirely unrelated note, I saw this, and had to share. ☔😄
Tom Holland's "Umbrella" | Lip Sync Battle
YouTube video by Comedy Central Asia
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2024 at 11:19 PM
I think I'm doing "organise the kitchen Doom Pile" wrong.
September 26, 2024 at 9:12 AM
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I know the law: Always reskeet. :)
September 13, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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Continuum is less than 2 weeks away, and we have finalised our ConCrud policy.

In short: Masks will be worn at all times, unless you have a valid reason. Masks will be provided free to all members, but you can wear your own.

Details: continuum.org.au/code-of-cond...
May 5, 2024 at 11:59 AM
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I thought you had several excellent cat haikus.
OH OH THAT REMINDS ME HAVE YOU SEEN THIS IT IS BRILLIANT!
April 20, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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Want to read a story from Elsie's point of view?
March 4, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Ouch!
Foot cramp! Foot cramp! Foot cramp! I just need to straighten my toes, but foot cramp!
February 13, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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Cartoon: Thank you, Elmo. With credit to @kcg.bsky.social for their original meme that continues to inspire.
February 2, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I want to make pork dumplings, so I went looking for a press to speed up crimping, which led to looking for a wrapper recipie, which led to spending $250 on a pasta attachment for my mixer and all the ingredients for Danish pastry.

I think my ADHD med levels are still coming back up to speed.
January 1, 2024 at 7:48 AM
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Now that we have embedded video here, I decided to be the one to start this round:
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
Tom Holland no volará en este lipsinqueo, pero si te hará bailar con su versión de "Umbrella" de Rihanna.¡Suscríbete a Comedy Central Latinoamérica y no te p...
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December 29, 2023 at 2:45 AM
I was going to excavate/tidy/declutter my study this morning, but first I decided to sit on the couch while I have my coffee, and I might as well play a little game on my phone while I'm not doing anything else, and, well...
December 12, 2023 at 3:59 AM
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i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this
November 11, 2023 at 6:49 AM