emily post-punk
@emilypostpunk.bsky.social
nothing but blues and elvis and somebody else's favorite song
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hi bluesky i’m unemployed how are you
January 14, 2026 at 11:39 PM
hi bluesky i’m unemployed how are you
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All the time I dream of Michele
And the towers in her mind
Some women lie down with killers
Oh, my baby's not that kind
She is a real good girl
Yeah, she's a real good girl
And she stops the world so I can't see
That she's a good, good girl
A good, good girl to me
And the towers in her mind
Some women lie down with killers
Oh, my baby's not that kind
She is a real good girl
Yeah, she's a real good girl
And she stops the world so I can't see
That she's a good, good girl
A good, good girl to me
January 14, 2026 at 11:28 PM
All the time I dream of Michele
And the towers in her mind
Some women lie down with killers
Oh, my baby's not that kind
She is a real good girl
Yeah, she's a real good girl
And she stops the world so I can't see
That she's a good, good girl
A good, good girl to me
And the towers in her mind
Some women lie down with killers
Oh, my baby's not that kind
She is a real good girl
Yeah, she's a real good girl
And she stops the world so I can't see
That she's a good, good girl
A good, good girl to me
i'm sneaking oxford commas into every document i edit at work.
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i'm sneaking oxford commas into every document i edit at work.
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Some other time for that.
September 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Some other time for that.
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"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends
September 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends
i want my outgoing voicemail message to be "sharkey? he's not at his desk right now, can i ... take a message?"
September 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
i want my outgoing voicemail message to be "sharkey? he's not at his desk right now, can i ... take a message?"
build your dream squid
August 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
build your dream squid
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Storyline fever got its hooks in you
July 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Storyline fever got its hooks in you
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July 20th. Calling all LA Punk Kids! Join BBMT and Juanita & Juan (punk legends Alice Bag and
@kidcongopowers.bsky.social
at The Ford Theater on July 20th. Iconic punks! Iconic puppets! Together at last!
Tickets now available! #kidcongopowers #alicebag www.theford.com/events/perfo...
@kidcongopowers.bsky.social
at The Ford Theater on July 20th. Iconic punks! Iconic puppets! Together at last!
Tickets now available! #kidcongopowers #alicebag www.theford.com/events/perfo...
July 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
July 20th. Calling all LA Punk Kids! Join BBMT and Juanita & Juan (punk legends Alice Bag and
@kidcongopowers.bsky.social
at The Ford Theater on July 20th. Iconic punks! Iconic puppets! Together at last!
Tickets now available! #kidcongopowers #alicebag www.theford.com/events/perfo...
@kidcongopowers.bsky.social
at The Ford Theater on July 20th. Iconic punks! Iconic puppets! Together at last!
Tickets now available! #kidcongopowers #alicebag www.theford.com/events/perfo...
i have had it with these melon farming snakes on this melon farming plane
June 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
i have had it with these melon farming snakes on this melon farming plane
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There are a few ways people get abortion pills, including for self-managing their abortion. Self-managed abortion can be life-saving and empowering.
There can also be legal risks. Learn more: ReproLegalHelpline.org
The Miscarriage + Abortion hotline has clinicians who can support: 1-833-246-2632
There can also be legal risks. Learn more: ReproLegalHelpline.org
The Miscarriage + Abortion hotline has clinicians who can support: 1-833-246-2632
June 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
There are a few ways people get abortion pills, including for self-managing their abortion. Self-managed abortion can be life-saving and empowering.
There can also be legal risks. Learn more: ReproLegalHelpline.org
The Miscarriage + Abortion hotline has clinicians who can support: 1-833-246-2632
There can also be legal risks. Learn more: ReproLegalHelpline.org
The Miscarriage + Abortion hotline has clinicians who can support: 1-833-246-2632
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June 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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they dwell on other planes
May 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
they dwell on other planes
bring them ALL back goddamnit
April 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
bring them ALL back goddamnit
the gentleman in line in front of me at the coffee shop was having his second quad shot of the day. respect.
April 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
the gentleman in line in front of me at the coffee shop was having his second quad shot of the day. respect.
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Big buns I know you’re the one
April 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Big buns I know you’re the one
let me go on
like a hot dog in the sun
let me go on
like a hot dog in the sun
let me go on
April 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
let me go on
like a hot dog in the sun
let me go on
like a hot dog in the sun
let me go on
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when you gotta go to work, but you’re still a fuckin’ cat.
April 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
when you gotta go to work, but you’re still a fuckin’ cat.
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Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
March 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
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Free live stream if you're not in NYC. Would love to see this in person.
March 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Free live stream if you're not in NYC. Would love to see this in person.
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Thought-canceling headphones
March 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Thought-canceling headphones