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lean bear
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handmade flug/blug keychain yaaaaaiiyyy get abducted yaaaaiyyy
@lilalienz4ever.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Dad Reaches Age Where It's No Longer Enjoyable To Make Fun Of How Old He Is https://theonion.com/dad-reaches-age-where-its-no-longer-enjoyable-to-make-f-1819571904/
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Precocious 4-Year-Old Already Feels Terrible About Herself https://theonion.com/precocious-4-year-old-already-feels-terrible-about-hers-1819579212/
August 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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haha i mean how do two women even have sex? ah, gotcha, makes sense. how about two guys? ok alright. and a guy and a lady?
December 18, 2023 at 1:28 AM
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GUY WHO HAS NO IDEA ABOUT THE PURPOSE OR EVEN DEFINITION OF “SATIRE”: please tell me this is satire
August 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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They should make the final fantasy ribbon (prevents all status effects) real, for protection from real life status effects (decision fatigue, moral injury, ennui, diarrhea, etc.)
August 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...
August 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Normalise this.
July 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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March 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
March 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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heaven is pretty chill so far but one thing I’m noticing is that it’s like, primarily plague babies. it’s not 100% but it’s enough to harsh the vibes
September 12, 2024 at 4:27 AM
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looks like its lid up
March 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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her: i know a place

me: i hope it's Large Black Inflatable Nightclub 14x14x14ft Inflatable Party Tent Inflatable Night Club Tent For Adults Wedding Birthday Raves Dance Floor Business.

her:
February 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Jesus please surround Catturd with your holy angels
January 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Hi guys logging on to like some posts
January 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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me at 16yo: maybe i should eat instant ramen for every meal
me at 20yo: i should cook healthy meals from scratch as much as i can
me at 28yo: maybe i should eat instant ramen for every meal
January 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
It's actually crazy how stupid some people are about things that are literally one Google search away.... It will literally be right at the top you won't even have to click a link
January 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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There’s nothing suspicious at all about Margot Robbie. Definitely nothing suspicious at all about *rearranges letters*
R O B E R T M O G A B I
January 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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I don't like mumble rap because when old school rap filtered down to white people, you got a lot of "I'm Rapping Steve and I'm here to say / you get two weeks off a year plus hol-i-days!" corporate training videos. But now they'll all be like "Sexual harrassment (YEAYUH) don't do it at work (SKRR)"
January 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM