ash!!
@emberseeker.bsky.social
27 | Non-Binary | They/Them Innit
I like to read, I like to write, I like to watch da movies
In some esoteric and occult circles I am known as SlicedBread
Opinions are my own
I like to read, I like to write, I like to watch da movies
In some esoteric and occult circles I am known as SlicedBread
Opinions are my own
you ever think about how doctor who peaked in the '60s and everything afterwards was downhill
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
you ever think about how doctor who peaked in the '60s and everything afterwards was downhill
for the first time in my life i need temporary access to a windows machine and there is none in the house.... (don't get too excited, one of them's a chromebook 🤢)
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
for the first time in my life i need temporary access to a windows machine and there is none in the house.... (don't get too excited, one of them's a chromebook 🤢)
explaining to my coworker that i am not working a second job, i'm looking at eco efficiency spreadsheets for a niche open source remake of a '90s RTS game
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
explaining to my coworker that i am not working a second job, i'm looking at eco efficiency spreadsheets for a niche open source remake of a '90s RTS game
i don't think anything makes it clearer how awful windows 11 is than trying to show lay users how to do basic shit in it
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
i don't think anything makes it clearer how awful windows 11 is than trying to show lay users how to do basic shit in it
Just realised Wicked 2 already dropped and I haven't heard a word about it. Nature is healing.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Just realised Wicked 2 already dropped and I haven't heard a word about it. Nature is healing.
how does Your Party have a book deal before it has policies
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
how does Your Party have a book deal before it has policies
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JFK: and you errraa have you seized the clown?
Robert McNamara: the clown cannot be seized until we acquire 7 more rock shards
JFK: I would like to deploy the clown in August
Robert McNamara: that’s simply not realistic Mr. President
Robert McNamara: the clown cannot be seized until we acquire 7 more rock shards
JFK: I would like to deploy the clown in August
Robert McNamara: that’s simply not realistic Mr. President
Oh boy (spoilers)
October 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
JFK: and you errraa have you seized the clown?
Robert McNamara: the clown cannot be seized until we acquire 7 more rock shards
JFK: I would like to deploy the clown in August
Robert McNamara: that’s simply not realistic Mr. President
Robert McNamara: the clown cannot be seized until we acquire 7 more rock shards
JFK: I would like to deploy the clown in August
Robert McNamara: that’s simply not realistic Mr. President
are u a bad enough dude to find pennywise's thirteen evil pillars?
October 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
are u a bad enough dude to find pennywise's thirteen evil pillars?
i shoulda switched to linux years ago, man. this shit is so fun. i'm at work and i'm thinking about going home and fiddling with my computor. computor used to be the enemy.... now it is my friend
October 22, 2025 at 10:18 AM
i shoulda switched to linux years ago, man. this shit is so fun. i'm at work and i'm thinking about going home and fiddling with my computor. computor used to be the enemy.... now it is my friend
This man is your FRIEND
He fights for FREEDOM
He fights for FREEDOM
October 17, 2025 at 9:53 AM
This man is your FRIEND
He fights for FREEDOM
He fights for FREEDOM
just remembered computer tablets exist. i begged my parents for one as a teenager and i used it for about a week. haven't thought about them since 2016. do people still buy those things. it's like a laptop but useless.
October 17, 2025 at 9:32 AM
just remembered computer tablets exist. i begged my parents for one as a teenager and i used it for about a week. haven't thought about them since 2016. do people still buy those things. it's like a laptop but useless.
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no one is allowed to make fun of useless redactions in video game lore documents
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
no one is allowed to make fun of useless redactions in video game lore documents
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I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
October 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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BBC News explain that because of Brexit, Brits will be photographed and have their fingerprints taken when going into the EU, as the UK now is a third country
BBC News forget to explain that the UK helped create these rules when we were part of the EU because we wanted stronger border control
BBC News forget to explain that the UK helped create these rules when we were part of the EU because we wanted stronger border control
October 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
BBC News explain that because of Brexit, Brits will be photographed and have their fingerprints taken when going into the EU, as the UK now is a third country
BBC News forget to explain that the UK helped create these rules when we were part of the EU because we wanted stronger border control
BBC News forget to explain that the UK helped create these rules when we were part of the EU because we wanted stronger border control
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Smelly, unkempt, unwashed. I see standards are lowered every day.
October 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Smelly, unkempt, unwashed. I see standards are lowered every day.
is now a good time to say i've found the teenage mutant ninja turtles repellent since childhood. i don't like those guys.
October 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
is now a good time to say i've found the teenage mutant ninja turtles repellent since childhood. i don't like those guys.
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middle guy why are you wearing sylvester mccoy's jumper? you are going to the fucking cheetah planet
October 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
middle guy why are you wearing sylvester mccoy's jumper? you are going to the fucking cheetah planet
saw one battle after another. next day wake up very sick. what could this mean
October 9, 2025 at 8:48 AM
saw one battle after another. next day wake up very sick. what could this mean
October 5, 2025 at 8:46 AM
holy shit. there's a little guy in this that goes zoom. what the fuck.
it's Jonty Game! be a little guy and go zoom!
Jonty Game is a quick 15-20 minute platformer with some Secret Speedrun Tech. this is my first game and first time coding/doing art so any feedback is appreciated too! enjoy!!!!
skarfelt.itch.io/jonty-game
Jonty Game is a quick 15-20 minute platformer with some Secret Speedrun Tech. this is my first game and first time coding/doing art so any feedback is appreciated too! enjoy!!!!
skarfelt.itch.io/jonty-game
Jonty Game by Skarfelt
be a little guy and go zoom!
skarfelt.itch.io
October 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
holy shit. there's a little guy in this that goes zoom. what the fuck.
I realise I am in the minority on this but it is kind of funny to me that the two things that drive me away from playing magic: the gathering at a local game store are commander and universes beyond. I am the casual new player demographic those things allegedly are for!
September 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I realise I am in the minority on this but it is kind of funny to me that the two things that drive me away from playing magic: the gathering at a local game store are commander and universes beyond. I am the casual new player demographic those things allegedly are for!
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new recession indicator just dropped
September 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
new recession indicator just dropped