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Emberlyn 🔥 BOS 1/22-24
@emberlynslade.bsky.social
Soft manners. Serious chemistry.
Petite, Professional Girlfriend ✨

🏡 Minneapolis • Touring • FMTY Worldwide
🌐 EmberlynSlade.com
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2026 Upcoming U.S. Tours ✈️

Boston, MA • Pittsburgh, PA • Baltimore, MD • San Diego, CA • Cincinnati, OH • Philadelphia, PA • Portland, ME • Hartford, CT • Seattle, WA • Portland, OR • New York, NY

GFE ✨ FMTY + DMTY ✨ #OurSky

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I keep seeing posts stating that ICE cannot enter your home or a private business without a judicial warrant. While that is legally correct, in reality ICE routinely violates the law by forcing their way in, often by smashing down doors, before violently assaulting people.

Trumpism is fascism.
January 20, 2026 at 8:41 AM
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jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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Some of my #MLKDay cartoons.
January 19, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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I am not exaggerating when I say ICE functions as a terrorist organization in the Twin Cities. The goal seems to be to harass and frighten people (the ones who are lucky enough to not be abducted, at least) and it's deeply unsettling when you learn they're in your neighborhood.
January 20, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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Saint Paul Public Schools, one of the biggest school districts in the state, is closed for the next two days because teachers need time to build hybrid learning because unaccountable masked, armed federal government goons have made it too difficult for nonwhite children to leave their homes.
January 20, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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Morning from Occupied Minneapolis.

Where not only do we have to patrol around schools and churches to protect our children and neighbors, but also have to schedule ppl to stand guard in the subzero night outside restaurants so they can stay open.

We are wholly on our own.
January 20, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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A home in South Minneapolis with signs on their fence reading:

ABORTION IS HEALTHCARE
PRO-LIFE IS ANTI-WOMAN
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
NO PERSON IS ILLEGAL
NO MORE MN NICE, SALT THE STREET, MELT ICE
BLACK LIVES MATTER
MAKE RACISTS AFRAID AGAIN
END FASCISM

Minneapolis, January 19, 2026
January 20, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Our government officials are like:

“Make sure to stay peaceful and say please and thank you to ICE as they shoot you in the face!”
January 20, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Boston Date ideas:

👙 Lingerie Shopping at Forty Winks
🛍️ Back Bay Shopping generally
🍁 Dispensary Run
☕️ Boston Tea Party Museum
🐠 New England Aquarium
🦪 Little Whale Oyster Bar

…to be continued
January 20, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Making my Minneapolis duo partner get her Enhanced ID tomorrow so she can travel with me!! 😍

She doesn’t have a Bluesky but she’s on my site at the bottom of the first section on my rates page. 💕
January 20, 2026 at 3:17 AM
This has never happened to me before. But I just bought the same flight for a second time. 🤗😂

I snagged my flight for San Diego Tour (Feb 24-25) on Tuesday… and again like 20 mins ago 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️😅

Cancelled that quick.. derp. 🤣
January 20, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Baltimore (Feb 9-10) & Pittsburgh (Feb 11-12) Tours are now locked in!

I still have plenty of time left on my schedule for both of these too! 💕

Also still have time left in Boston later this week! ✨ Jan 22-24

Could someone special take me on a long, mid-day date on Saturday please? 💋
January 20, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I asked my mom for a AAA Membership for Christmas ~ so I could get hotel and rental car discounts.

I just want to let y’all know I’ve already been saving money and my idea worked! 😝
January 19, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I love a sweet and salty combo so I put my grandma's cherry-blueberry jam on my biscuits and gravy. 🤤 I have such good ideas sometimes.
January 19, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I think this year will be the year where I look into Trusts.

Personal property trust
Living trust

If anyone knows a finance person who can help me, lmk.
January 19, 2026 at 11:03 PM
TW: CSA

So the Sascha Riley Tapes are something every American should listen to. I’m so sickened tbh.

Donald Trump needs to be put to death.
January 19, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Doing emails today! It’s cold out and the run from my car to Pilates and back earlier was not fun at all, I’m staying home.
January 19, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Omg so I emailed them last night to ask them what’s up… cause I’ve received no shipping, no nothing past the order email.

They refunded me for one candle, the one I really wanted… and then sent out just one of the other ones.

I’m honestly disappointed? 😔
Received two different gifts on Throne today, thank you friends!

I saw a few other candles on sale and couldn’t resist, this brand is so damn good!

3 candles that are originally $85/piece… for $114 total, including shipping 👀

Say less, take my money!

Throne.com/EmberlynSlade
January 19, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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You can either deny reality or fix it, Trump is a reflection of your country as it has always been. It's not enough to reject or oust his regime, but also, have a serious reflection as a nation of how you actually got here, allowed corruption & impunity to exist openly for so long, and change it.
January 19, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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2026 Upcoming U.S. Tours ✈️

Boston, MA • Pittsburgh, PA • Baltimore, MD • San Diego, CA • Cincinnati, OH • Philadelphia, PA • Portland, ME • Hartford, CT • Seattle, WA • Portland, OR • New York, NY

GFE ✨ FMTY + DMTY ✨ #OurSky

Book me @ EmberlynSlade.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:24 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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We are not radical for demanding our politicians do more.
January 18, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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You just think I'm annoying because that's become a shibboleth in left-dominated social circles and you want to be liked. Oh, it's embarrassing that you've outsourced your opinions to your not-even-real friends? Yeah, I agree, but it's really a you problem, not a me problem
January 19, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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I swear I'm not even really that annoying, and my ideas about politics are mostly correct and always very defensible
January 19, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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Giddyap!!
Art by: @minneapolitz.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 1:24 AM