Emberlyn 🔥 NYC 11/16-20
@emberlynslade.bsky.social
🏡Minneapolis, MN, USA + FMTY ✨ GFE
Tiny Courtesan likely touring a city near you ✨ Girl Next Door 😇 Pilates Princess 🤸🏻♀️ Nature Lover 🌱
🎁 marigoldgift.com/EmberlynSlade
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📧 Bookings@EmberlynSlade.com
Tiny Courtesan likely touring a city near you ✨ Girl Next Door 😇 Pilates Princess 🤸🏻♀️ Nature Lover 🌱
🎁 marigoldgift.com/EmberlynSlade
🌐 EmberlynSlade.com
📧 Bookings@EmberlynSlade.com
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UPCOMING TOURS ✈️
EmberlynSlade.com • GFE
🏡 Minneapolis + FMTY
🌆 Chicago, IL (Westmont Incall)
October 21–23
🌲 Seattle, WA
November 5-6
🗽 New York City, NY
November 16 or 17-20
🔔 Philadelphia, PA
December 1-4
🌴 South Florida ~ West Palm, Fort Lauderdale & Fort Myers
December 11-18
EmberlynSlade.com • GFE
🏡 Minneapolis + FMTY
🌆 Chicago, IL (Westmont Incall)
October 21–23
🌲 Seattle, WA
November 5-6
🗽 New York City, NY
November 16 or 17-20
🔔 Philadelphia, PA
December 1-4
🌴 South Florida ~ West Palm, Fort Lauderdale & Fort Myers
December 11-18
I tried to send my BTC address over email for date confirmation but it keeps returning to sender saying the email I’m sending is spam 🥺 I sent them a diff email, no BTC address included, and it sent just fine 🤗
Why is this happeninggggg ughh.
I guess if you use BTC for deposit we have to text? K 🙄
Why is this happeninggggg ughh.
I guess if you use BTC for deposit we have to text? K 🙄
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I tried to send my BTC address over email for date confirmation but it keeps returning to sender saying the email I’m sending is spam 🥺 I sent them a diff email, no BTC address included, and it sent just fine 🤗
Why is this happeninggggg ughh.
I guess if you use BTC for deposit we have to text? K 🙄
Why is this happeninggggg ughh.
I guess if you use BTC for deposit we have to text? K 🙄
Theoretically I know how to use chopsticks, I’ve quite literally taught other people how to use them.
But personally, I just am so bad at it. 😂 I can do it but my hands don’t connect to my head or something, idk 🤣
But personally, I just am so bad at it. 😂 I can do it but my hands don’t connect to my head or something, idk 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Theoretically I know how to use chopsticks, I’ve quite literally taught other people how to use them.
But personally, I just am so bad at it. 😂 I can do it but my hands don’t connect to my head or something, idk 🤣
But personally, I just am so bad at it. 😂 I can do it but my hands don’t connect to my head or something, idk 🤣
What is it about travel/airplanes that makes me feel sick?
I get such bad nausea the morning after travel like 50% of the time which feels high? 🤢 ugh what’s wrongggg 😮💨 (I’ll be fine and it always passes by like 3pm, just annoying)
I get such bad nausea the morning after travel like 50% of the time which feels high? 🤢 ugh what’s wrongggg 😮💨 (I’ll be fine and it always passes by like 3pm, just annoying)
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
What is it about travel/airplanes that makes me feel sick?
I get such bad nausea the morning after travel like 50% of the time which feels high? 🤢 ugh what’s wrongggg 😮💨 (I’ll be fine and it always passes by like 3pm, just annoying)
I get such bad nausea the morning after travel like 50% of the time which feels high? 🤢 ugh what’s wrongggg 😮💨 (I’ll be fine and it always passes by like 3pm, just annoying)
I’ve made it to NYC! 😍💓
I ran around a whole bunch today.
Excited for my tour here, see ya tomorrow ☺️
I ran around a whole bunch today.
Excited for my tour here, see ya tomorrow ☺️
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I’ve made it to NYC! 😍💓
I ran around a whole bunch today.
Excited for my tour here, see ya tomorrow ☺️
I ran around a whole bunch today.
Excited for my tour here, see ya tomorrow ☺️
Done with laundry, I’ve started packing my bags and then bedtime. 😴
See you tomorrow afternoon, NYC 😍
See you tomorrow afternoon, NYC 😍
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Done with laundry, I’ve started packing my bags and then bedtime. 😴
See you tomorrow afternoon, NYC 😍
See you tomorrow afternoon, NYC 😍
I’m crunching time before leaving for NYC so please be patient with me on emails 💕 I have family events all day/night today, and still have to pack. My flight is early too so I also need to sleep!
Sunday and Monday afternoon/evening is when replies will be sent outside of my NYC tour friends 🙏🏻💓
Sunday and Monday afternoon/evening is when replies will be sent outside of my NYC tour friends 🙏🏻💓
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’m crunching time before leaving for NYC so please be patient with me on emails 💕 I have family events all day/night today, and still have to pack. My flight is early too so I also need to sleep!
Sunday and Monday afternoon/evening is when replies will be sent outside of my NYC tour friends 🙏🏻💓
Sunday and Monday afternoon/evening is when replies will be sent outside of my NYC tour friends 🙏🏻💓
May all bad energy sent to me, turn into cash 💰🧿✨
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
May all bad energy sent to me, turn into cash 💰🧿✨
Everyone at my home spa knows my name; the owner, reception, etc. I even have a nickname (which I’m having trouble recalling rn)
It’s so sweet but I’ve never been on a first name basis really anywhere - it feels both exciting and kinda weird.
Like… maybe I spend to much money here 😭😝😂😂😂
It’s so sweet but I’ve never been on a first name basis really anywhere - it feels both exciting and kinda weird.
Like… maybe I spend to much money here 😭😝😂😂😂
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Everyone at my home spa knows my name; the owner, reception, etc. I even have a nickname (which I’m having trouble recalling rn)
It’s so sweet but I’ve never been on a first name basis really anywhere - it feels both exciting and kinda weird.
Like… maybe I spend to much money here 😭😝😂😂😂
It’s so sweet but I’ve never been on a first name basis really anywhere - it feels both exciting and kinda weird.
Like… maybe I spend to much money here 😭😝😂😂😂
I can’t believe I go to NYC in a few days !! So excited 🥹
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I can’t believe I go to NYC in a few days !! So excited 🥹
I’m so sore from Pilates the last couple days that I changed my class tomorrow to a stretching class. 🥹🤣
I have a massage on Friday and I can’t wait, to say the least!! 🤗😮💨
I have a massage on Friday and I can’t wait, to say the least!! 🤗😮💨
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’m so sore from Pilates the last couple days that I changed my class tomorrow to a stretching class. 🥹🤣
I have a massage on Friday and I can’t wait, to say the least!! 🤗😮💨
I have a massage on Friday and I can’t wait, to say the least!! 🤗😮💨
Reposted by Emberlyn 🔥 NYC 11/16-20
Don’t make me tap the sign 👇⬇️
August 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Don’t make me tap the sign 👇⬇️
Why so many last minute requests lately? I rarely accommodate those. 🙃🫠
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Why so many last minute requests lately? I rarely accommodate those. 🙃🫠
IT WORKED YA’LL 😭😭😭😭
Omg wow, 8 days later and I’m just *fixed* ~ I feel so excited but SO ANNOYED 🤣
Omg wow, 8 days later and I’m just *fixed* ~ I feel so excited but SO ANNOYED 🤣
Welp.
Yesterday I started a new, different type of birth control… this is the second change this year… everyone say a prayer that my uterus and body agree with this one! 🥹🙏🏻
Yesterday I started a new, different type of birth control… this is the second change this year… everyone say a prayer that my uterus and body agree with this one! 🥹🙏🏻
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
IT WORKED YA’LL 😭😭😭😭
Omg wow, 8 days later and I’m just *fixed* ~ I feel so excited but SO ANNOYED 🤣
Omg wow, 8 days later and I’m just *fixed* ~ I feel so excited but SO ANNOYED 🤣
LAST MINUTE AVAILABILITY 🚨
Minneapolis ~
I have time on Tuesday and Thursday this week + very skewed availability for the rest of the year with the holidays coming up 🎄
Don’t wait or you may miss out 😝
Minneapolis ~
I have time on Tuesday and Thursday this week + very skewed availability for the rest of the year with the holidays coming up 🎄
Don’t wait or you may miss out 😝
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
LAST MINUTE AVAILABILITY 🚨
Minneapolis ~
I have time on Tuesday and Thursday this week + very skewed availability for the rest of the year with the holidays coming up 🎄
Don’t wait or you may miss out 😝
Minneapolis ~
I have time on Tuesday and Thursday this week + very skewed availability for the rest of the year with the holidays coming up 🎄
Don’t wait or you may miss out 😝
I just added potential 2026 tour locations to my site 😌
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I just added potential 2026 tour locations to my site 😌
Also.
I think I’m gonna make chili in the name of the first snows of the year last night and tonight 💕 yoooooom 🤤
I think I’m gonna make chili in the name of the first snows of the year last night and tonight 💕 yoooooom 🤤
If anyone would like to send me a Target gift card to my email, I’m about to go get a new set of pots and pans shortly.
I’ve had odds and ends from the thrift for years.. and ya girl has had ENOUGH.
POTS AND PANS TIME. 🥘🍳🤣😂
I’ve had odds and ends from the thrift for years.. and ya girl has had ENOUGH.
POTS AND PANS TIME. 🥘🍳🤣😂
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Also.
I think I’m gonna make chili in the name of the first snows of the year last night and tonight 💕 yoooooom 🤤
I think I’m gonna make chili in the name of the first snows of the year last night and tonight 💕 yoooooom 🤤
If anyone would like to send me a Target gift card to my email, I’m about to go get a new set of pots and pans shortly.
I’ve had odds and ends from the thrift for years.. and ya girl has had ENOUGH.
POTS AND PANS TIME. 🥘🍳🤣😂
I’ve had odds and ends from the thrift for years.. and ya girl has had ENOUGH.
POTS AND PANS TIME. 🥘🍳🤣😂
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If anyone would like to send me a Target gift card to my email, I’m about to go get a new set of pots and pans shortly.
I’ve had odds and ends from the thrift for years.. and ya girl has had ENOUGH.
POTS AND PANS TIME. 🥘🍳🤣😂
I’ve had odds and ends from the thrift for years.. and ya girl has had ENOUGH.
POTS AND PANS TIME. 🥘🍳🤣😂
I really wish I had a swer friend that could tour with me 😪
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I really wish I had a swer friend that could tour with me 😪
The Marriott/Sonder partnership has ended effective immediately… bc Sonder apparently went bankrupt or something. Idk, some Sonder employee on Reddit said shit seemed fishy.
Anyway. I’m sad and that sucks, I really liked Sonder. 🫠
Anyway. I’m sad and that sucks, I really liked Sonder. 🫠
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The Marriott/Sonder partnership has ended effective immediately… bc Sonder apparently went bankrupt or something. Idk, some Sonder employee on Reddit said shit seemed fishy.
Anyway. I’m sad and that sucks, I really liked Sonder. 🫠
Anyway. I’m sad and that sucks, I really liked Sonder. 🫠
I’m headed to a nice dinner tonight (personal) that I’m super excited about, I’ve taken this weekend off. 🙏🏻
I may respond to emails tomorrow night, but definitely Monday! 💕 I think I may take off Monday as well, and only work Tuesday and Thursday ~ Friday is booked 😌
I may respond to emails tomorrow night, but definitely Monday! 💕 I think I may take off Monday as well, and only work Tuesday and Thursday ~ Friday is booked 😌
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’m headed to a nice dinner tonight (personal) that I’m super excited about, I’ve taken this weekend off. 🙏🏻
I may respond to emails tomorrow night, but definitely Monday! 💕 I think I may take off Monday as well, and only work Tuesday and Thursday ~ Friday is booked 😌
I may respond to emails tomorrow night, but definitely Monday! 💕 I think I may take off Monday as well, and only work Tuesday and Thursday ~ Friday is booked 😌
People on Reddit are big dumb and mean as shit, oh my good god 😭🤗🤣
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
People on Reddit are big dumb and mean as shit, oh my good god 😭🤗🤣
Reposted by Emberlyn 🔥 NYC 11/16-20
porn is entertainment, not education!!
stop expecting your sex life to mirror that which you see in porn!
stop expecting your sex life to mirror that which you see in porn!
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
porn is entertainment, not education!!
stop expecting your sex life to mirror that which you see in porn!
stop expecting your sex life to mirror that which you see in porn!
Until we meet again ☺️💞
@emberlynslade.bsky.social This Knight would like to say, You are an amazing courtesan. As I heal from my injury our evening together was therapeutic as well as delicious (in so many ways) as I head back to serving my Queen you remain in my thoughts and future plans. 🔥😊
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Until we meet again ☺️💞
I’m home from Seattle! What a wonderful, little trip! 💓
I can’t wait to come back in the new year ✨
I can’t wait to come back in the new year ✨
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I’m home from Seattle! What a wonderful, little trip! 💓
I can’t wait to come back in the new year ✨
I can’t wait to come back in the new year ✨
NYC duos available 👀💞
I would love to! Duos are so fun 😋 I'm based near Philly, but I'm happy to travel to NYC with 24-48hrs notice. I have friends to visit there anyhow :)
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
NYC duos available 👀💞