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Ember
@emberandether.bsky.social
I just want to sew presents for babies.
I kinda love sneezing when I'm not sick.
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I've had two oral surgeries. One 8 weeks ago, one yesterday. Last night, I got this call from the doc... Can you guess which surgery didn't go so great? Hint: After the 1st, the surgeon did NOT call me to give me his fucking cell phone number so I could call him directly if I need anything. 😅
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'm going to buy a fairly expensive sewing machine. I'm SO EXCITED.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I'm so tired of EVERYTHING right now.

Also I had oral surgery with bone grafts so there is a dead guy in my jaw.
September 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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And people say magic isn’t real.
September 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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the hot new trend of 2031 is trad wives burying their dead, unvaccinated children
September 3, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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I daydream about being woken in the dead of night by the sound of shouts, cheers, and car horns.
August 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate
July 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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I’ve come to realize that the entire MAHA movement is just grown ass adults tricking themselves into thinking that junk food is healthy because a random dye was removed.
July 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
July 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
The Project Hail Mary trailer dropped today.

If you don't know what that is, summon all your self-control and listen to the audiobook first. (The movie trailer is spoilery, you'll thank me!)

Btw I specify the audiobook and not just "read the book" because it's one of the best audiobooks EVER.
June 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I just watched Paradise. Really fun watch. If you can, go in TOTALLY blind. I did, and it was definitely the best way to see it.
June 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Labubu about to Beanie Baby us right into a recession.
June 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I went to a wedding this weekend and 15 minutes into the reception, I snuck off, dug clothes out of my car, changed out of my dress in a beach bathroom, and threw the dress in the trash.

I hate dresses these days. I just want to feel ready for the apocalypse 24/7. Dresses aren't apocalypse garb.
June 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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See, I always love it when a film throws a bunch of money at a couple of academics like this. Fuck yeah Professor Adler, go hog wild in the set shop being uptight about the color of the stone walls
June 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH
June 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Transphobes are angry today because Hollywood is considering hiring the person who looks most like Zelda of anyone who has ever lived to play Zelda in the upcoming live-action Zelda movie
June 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
How much of someone's personality can be about how much they love hot sauce before you hate them?

What if they don't talk about it, they just eat a fuckton of it so you notice?

I think I'm going to become a hot sauce bitch.
May 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I long ago decided to never look at any emails ever again. I like my life better that way. It's self-care. So go on, email me. I fucking dare you.
May 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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May 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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typical corrupt science
May 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I've been watching YouTube videos on people getting romance scammed and jfc I could scam these stupid people so much BETTER.

(Frustration that they aren't getting scammed hard enough is likely the wrong response but idc call the cops.)
May 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I like that The Pitt introduces, like, an entire other show's worth of ensemble cast four episodes from the end, integrates them perfectly, then has you saying, "Yeah, I'd watch these guys."
May 11, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM